the best night :)

my boyfriend just told me today was a stoner day for us 🥰 i love him sm

what i really mean to say is no more long island iced teas

i think i was kinda messy last night 🥲 and then was literally messy when i spilled my sassy ranch on our rug 🫠 (free foot for engagement and to garner sympathy when none should be given)

face unreveal

good morning i saw lady gaga and she sang hair live and i can die happy

feeling my primavera oatsss

considering edc orlando this fall 👀 anyone wanna be my rave buddy

got called a twink the other day? am i missing something? am i a twink??!

My mutuals are so hotttt

feeling very primavera

the overwhelming urge to get stoned and j*** *** for the rest of the day

is there a limit on how many bluesky crushes one can have

i miss the my bangers feed 🥲

turns out i need an implant 😭 and the whole process takes…nine months?! 🫠 fml 💸💸💸

a lot of you haven't had penis time with a bro where you frot and dock till you're in hypno goblin gooner mode and spooge all over each other's dongers while saying no homo and it shows

assuming the position…i think?

need a gym bud?

fuck lady gaga canceled tonight due to a respiratory illness and we are supposed to see her on friday 😭 i hope she gets better

leak it too hot to keep it secret my phone is overheatin tomorrow might delete it but tonight i wanna leak it

if you get rock harddd while getting your hole ate hmu

i feel like there’s a midwest mom conspiracy where they all decorate their bathrooms the same

happy easter 💐🐇

bf and i are gonna take a big eddie then go see the new super mario movie 🤪 let’s get stupid at the cinema

edm concerts do a body good

gave a straight man at the edm show his first ever hit of poppers and he’ll never be the same

bought last minute tickets for seven lions tonight and i had a fucking rad time

you all should know me by now that i say a lot of things when feral and this is absolutely not happening. but now i feel bad so to make it up to you, here ya go 😘

the gay horny urge to start a separate alt with all my cumshot vids and dick pics i’ve never shared 🙈

see thighs, post thighs, make your dick rise?

had the worst heartburn last night and barely got any sleep 😑 is this what getting older is like because i don’t like it

late nite head on the side of the road the only sounds you hear are nature and my moans

made you look now get on your knees

lily allen tickets secured ✔️

new crop of anime on the horizon i am saurrr excited 🤩

cat is out of the bag and i am the asian man who is faking it. it’s been weighing on me a ton so in some ways i’m glad this happened. it’s freeing to be honest. my name is laura and i’m a 45 year old woman from illinois. and i am a proud fujoshi. please don’t hate meee

only thing thicker than my ass is my braid

my crown popped off and i chipped a tooth on it while biting. fml this has been a really really bad last few days

now i’m really h0rny oh my god why am i sharing all this

hot moment of the nite was my bf walking in on me just cranking it to p0rn 😈 had a chuckle how great my new sound cancelling headphones are.

late nite hornies strike again

tops that like their holes rubbed (me)

$1100 car repair i’m fine it’s fine we’re fine 😑

i’m such a poet when i’m horny?

it’s the perfect evening to fuck with the windows open. take in spring air like pop poppers while digging into a butt

ykw i’m glad my city doesn’t have a hot dog sunday because i think i’d be such a h word menace it’s better to not give it an outlet

thinking impure thots

my second swim practice after nine months away was all butterfly and my fucked up shoulder is not happy with me right now

It’s March 29th

currently couch potatoing. let’s smoke a j?