How Hump Day finds me

asking me to breed you while i’m in process of breeding you 🥵

my hair and humps are lookin’ good today 😜

i don’t need no blastoise to show you my torso!

fully-clothed bathroom selfie gets more likes than my ***shot vid 😭😭😭 ok i got the hint - no more! 🙅‍♂️

did i do the leg thing right?

think you could make my toes curl like this?

we had our first snow and a little part of me died last night 😢

showed a recent c**shot vid to some friends at the afters last night (for god knows why) but i think it’s safe to say they were pretty impressed. maybe i’ll share it here 😏

it was so worth it idk what i was thinking

mask 4 masc?

in need of a rub down

dim light, late night bates are the best 🤪(guess what i’m doing now)

date night with my mom and she brought me a cutting from her pothos and got me a pride magnet…put in a (now vintage) hollister bag from my college days. best gift ever? i think so.

it’s no edco but chris lake is here tomorrow nite for $70? 🤔 i’m more of a trancey guy but other friends are going…i’m really on the fence with this one

as of today, i am STUDENT LOAN FREE!!!

manifesting gaga sweeping the grammy’s

#10 but who’s counting?

being one of the first 2.6k people to ever view this. truly honored.

i think i’d look pretty hot in a pup mask, please confirm if true!

got my first treatment of botox today! it’s over for you hoes! i’m gonna start saying i’m 25!

not me participating in a prompt involving a hotel mirror again 🤷‍♂️

sometimes i’m scrolling and think “wow all these boys are so. damn. fine 😍🥵” and then i see i’m on the mutuals feed and can’t even believe i’m moots with y’all 🥹

lens flare went crazy

it’s crazy to see all the frey supporters online who also support zohran and want a “zohran” for our city. hello? fateh is a muslim, democratic socialist…but then you voted for frey??? make it make sense. anyway, a disappointing loss but it was still a blue fucking wave 🌊🌊🌊 LFG!!!

i can’t lib tf out too hard until i know frey has been defeated

gym ✔️ vote ✔️ cum ✔️✔️

thinking deranged feral thoughts this afternoon 😵‍💫

it’s a great day for democracy! one for jonathan bailey, one for zohran mamdani, and four for you, omar fateh! you go omar fateh! and none for dick cheney.

thinking deranged feral thoughts this morning 😵‍💫

my wfh attire

trying the 3rd korean restaurant for delivery cuz my first two are closed today 😩

gray sweatpants season is just corporate big pants propaganda to hide your shapely legs for the winter. do not be fooled!

how bout a “max nut” november instead and see how many times you can 💦💦💦 in the month

no nut november is really going swimmingly 🫠

a leg massage from your bf after dancing the night away until 5am >>>>

what’s your favorite from wall of halloweenies? 👻🍆

literally 30 sec and @moderation.bsky.app slaps a label on my halloween costume. 🙄🙄🙄 fix your algorithm bc labeling someone in a silly halloween costume with more clothes than someone you’d see at a public pool is absurd.

it’s morphin’ time!

lunch, dragon ball z, and bae 😍

boo! 👻

the halloweenies wall is ready for all your contributions tonight

grow legs, grow!!!

squirming, moaning, & fighting not to cum >>>>

tickets to demi lovato = secured ✔️

so many good butts on the skyline today. bravo babes 👏

just got the cutest sailor moon pins and they are gonna look saur cute on my backpack 😍

are you red-y for me?

just call me rembrandt based on all the comments and dm’s asking me to paint them 😜

ok ok a little sneak peek cuz i’m in a share-y kinda mood 😏 hope you like it…🙈