I don’t think I’ve ever seen a TV show or film that uses dissolve transitions as much as Alien: Earth.

I actually think it's off base for the descriptor of these angry young white men who think violence is cool and/or funny to be "non-political." They are making rape jokes and saying racist things and wanting to sow chaos. That's literally the Alex Jones, Steve Bannon playbook.

AndyRockCandy spotted in teal and fuchsia??

I think ‘My Unemployed DJ Friend’ would actually be a great DJ name

bi-erapture knows no limits

Patrick was not only smart, funny, and stupid, he was also hot and had a donkey dick. Patrick I will miss you and your PhD (pretty huge cock). @pcxd13.bsky.social

RIP (rapture in peace) to my friend Patrick - this world won’t be the same without you ❤️‍🩹 @pcxd13.bsky.social

have confirmation at least 3 people I know have been raptured 🤯

told Zuck to run me my check

just got an unexpected call from one of my childhood best friends who I haven’t spoken to in a while and was so nervous it was going to be about one of her parents but she was just calling to say “I love you and was thinking about you” 🥹

Every time I come to @andyrockcandy.bsky.social apartment he has a new clothing item for me and well… this is 🙂‍↕️

Canceling Hulu and Disney+ might seem performative and inconvenient but denying a corporation access to your wallet can be one of the most powerful tools of dissent. Before it is a democracy, America is capitalist.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

the more things change…

fellas - he’s single, employed, and a top

RIP to the only president I’d want after an alien squid attack 🫡

this from my piece on charlie kirk is probably the most important takeaway if you want to know why bad faith, right-wing voices in media are treated as just another set of peers

“I turn milk into butter and turn butter into money” - Agnes on her career change into a dairy farmer probably

something about people drinking wine after 2am doesn’t sit well in my soul

how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.

i might be a creature of habit, but before that i am merely a creature

why are media outlets reporting on the censure of Kirk critics and like…not mentioning the First Amendment…

honk if you love @andyrockcandy.bsky.social

my sister's media literacy is leaving a lot on the table

just found this photo of my grandfather wearing sunglasses (that I would wear) and playing his violin, while his friend brandishes a sword, and his other friend pretends to rob him. have never related to my namesake more than this moment.

There is one single selfie nook at my gym and so every gay guy there is constantly taking and posting the same picture. (I’m every gay guy)

heard y’all like tennis 🎾

Anyone getting an Emmy for Severance when Dichen Lachman wasn’t nominated pisses me off.

every friend group has that one party member that does a back flip before the fight starts during a random encounter

CBS News with Bari Weiss

i think andrew garfield looks great

If y’all see my husband at The Cut article, DO NOT INBOX ME.. I already know 🙄😒

Aphrodite lady seashell bikini

Miriam McDonald…put down the restylane. youtu.be/bWl_M9LNPPY?...

anyone else have the Gullah Gullah Island theme song stuck in their head for the last 28 years?

is there a pride flag for guys on gear yet

This is a PSA to wipe your camera lens before you hit record.

sure why not

King Of The Hill is the only show I need to skip the opening of when I’m watching it at night. The theme song goes TOO hard.

I cannot believe I have to spend the next two hours with this dumb bitch

The degree to which I don’t want to go to the gym some mornings feels like avoiding someone I have beef with.

I know my Monday is off to a bad start because I am tempted to blow off steam by posting like it’s 2014 and I’m subtweeting about work grievances.

a bunch of not gay people are having an edm party in the building next door and it feels very homer phonic

I’m having a gallery and you should buy my art 😈 studio-lacombe.square.site/shop/ryan-ru...

chat, is my epidermis showing?