This is the most Cassie Ainsworth shit imaginable. Glad Hannah is doing ok. www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...

more like “mid err disco” 😎

the national weather service to New Yorkers this holiday weekend:

sometimes you will watch the finale of a tv show you've followed for years and on ending it, feel awash in the relief of knowing you'll never have to watch it again.

everyday the instagram sky mall hawks the stupidest wares imaginable to me and at least once a week it succeeds because i see potential for a bit 😔

deeply concerned as we enter the 20 year mark since the last resurgence of the skinny jean…

how else are people supposed to know it's been wet pussy wednesday for a whole 3 minutes

Good Morning

the enshittification of all things feels like it’s picking up velocity

Alanna Ubach might be our greatest living actor

I am very grateful for my husband because we have to change our modem today and I would rather crank it with thumb tacks as lube than deal with Optimum customer support

the chaotic potency of being a little high and a little bored is cray cray in a good way

Earlier today I was in an Uber and the driver caught my eyes in the rearview. She clocked my look of consternation and said, "Hey - whatever you're thinking about? It will be ok." I nodded and said "I know. I know. Thank you." and then double tapped the Megan Stalter Oh, Mary! cast announcement.

i keep seeing ads for pills and patches that make you tan without being in the sun, and i feel like the skin damage from UV light has got to be better for you in the long run than whatever these things are doing to your liver and kidneys

what is the opposite of a Cinderella story

4/5 stars, would have been 5/5 if it was Goat Detectives

i have no idea who the hot man covered in turmeric/red dust in vanity fair that everyone keeps posting is and frankly it’s none of my business

will Stop! That! Train! have Dolby or 4DX screenings?

Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out https://theonion.com/man-with-no-plans-just-too-exhausted-to-go-out-1819576368/

was feeling kind of stressed and accidentally read the entirety of The Hork-Bajir Chronicles (again)

i like how up in arms people on the internet get about the met gala theme every year

hi

girl what else is on

there was an SNL Animorphs sketch and none of you fake bitches told me?

finally some good fuckin food

today I thought “hey 2026 is the 20th anniversary of The Fall, I wonder if there will be any screenings” just to see there was one at MoMA that started 20 minutes earlier.

all the other gay guys at the function were trying to suck dick and i accidentally killed the vibe being overly passionate and boisterous talking about x-men

if you send me something that is full of "🎯 The basic idea 👉 Something that should be a bullet point" I will be ripping your work a new asshole.

It’s Friday night, you spent the whole week grinding at your job. You’re exhausted, butq all you want is to let loose with your friends, twirling with your hands in the air under a disco ball. You need that. You’ve earned it.

There's a new type of search at TSA where they hold your sausage up with fishing line and take a bunch of snapchat pictures of your animal mess. There's like 30 of them in the room every time. And they all keep going "now windmill it around" and they don't let the plane leave until you do.

The single most important thing to understand about tech futurism is that, when Anthropic’s predictions turn out to be wrong, they don’t have to give the money back.

I still think about you

Luke Evans nipples…the star power you have

everywhere I turn I am seeing ads for AI for the workplace, aimed at replacing people. so in 18-months, when we have a recession and rocket high unemployment do we think the SEC will bail out the tech companies or will we be too busy doing WWIII? like how’s that gonna work

do you think whoever is responsible for doing Trump’s hand makeup will ever acknowledge it or will be like a missing chapter in their life story?

me coming out of the bathroom after GLP-1s just made me projectile vomit like I was in the exorcist

They're taxing that now huh. Tough times for gooners

i think gays need to be less horny bc they ain't even using this thing right

burn it all down

Okay she ate with that one

girl shut the fuck up

i keep saying YES HONEY - THE NYPD SHUT DOWN THE PARTY

my friend throws house parties that feel like they're plucked from a 90s teen flick, and last night's got broken up by the cops.

does michael tracey have the same thing wrong with him as laura loomer where you're not actually good at what you claim to be so you just do whatever idiotic thing will piss of the most people?

tursn out the vintage poster i ordered was "vintage" and the creases are part of the print. a lovely waste of time all around!