I love when gay clothing brands hire content creators to be models, and then drop shippers see that and hire the same creators

I could be awake and productive but I’d rather be in bed considering that as a possibility

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a grown man riding an ebike on the sidewalk just told me to “watch the road” because I was in his path, so I stopped and stood there looking back and forth between him and the actual road until he was so annoyed by me he went into the street to get around me

I was supposed to have 3 calls today, which goes against all I believe regarding work on Fridays, but now I have zero calls today, which aligns perfectly with what a Friday workday should look like.

(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room) DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us. DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.

“I’m a Slytherin! What are you?” I am anti-life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds…of everything.

releasing a third single with the word "Young" in the title. what could former child star Miley Cyrus be trying to tell us?

when you've only been booked for three late night guest appearances over the last decade --- don't acknowledge your fading star or the string of flops you've made, martyr yourself as a victim of the woke mob

need an app that prompts me every sunday morning to review all the screenshots i took in the last week and simply asks “did you mean to take this bro?”

American healthcare sees you leaving the hospital 2 hours after having a body part removed, with a tube draining fluid from an open wound, directions to come back in 5 days to have said Ooze Faucet removed, a reminder to not bathe until then, and a goodie bag of opioids and puppy pads

Price and weak launch titles will do that…

everything I’ve learned about mormon wives and momtok has been against my will

If I had been in the scheduling meeting where it was decided to bump new episodes of American Dad, Family Guy, and Bob's Burgers for a biblical miniseries starring Minnie Driver; everyone (myself included) would have ended up in jail.

On my way to get this tube removed and then get to take a shower that isn’t a sponge bath for the first time since Thursday 🤩

the holiday season actually starts on Halloween and ends with the Oscar’s

Oh, I’ve got wounds… Sometimes, I feel like that’s all I’ve got.

Seeing all these former child stars weigh in on a Disney Channel Mount Rushmore is actually revealing how many children got left behind by those those on set education programs

Jury Duty: Company Retreat is great but I miss them

The final episode of ‘Glee’ aired 11 years ago today.

I have a thought

Update: My McDonald’s arrived at the same time as me getting home from the hospital. As did a Target order I placed in my twilight state waking up from anesthesia, consisting of nothing but Easter candy.

Today is the day, I have only had water thin liquids to eat since 8am yesterday and the NYT Mini took me 6 minutes.

Hiiiiiii @andyrockcandy.bsky.social hehe

I have a procedure on Thursday that requires anesthesia and I’m not allowed to take my ADHD medication all week or even have any caffeine so I am having one of the most unregulated and unproductive weeks of my life

how are we this far along in the Uber economy and their app UX keeps getting worse

Is it too late to join the nasty pig discourse?

Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow remembers being in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie?

I’m cow

the real tell that Christian was gay was that he wanted to go to afters

oh hell yeah

Search your camera roll for Hell

juicy love dion wig

Working with software engineers is consistently the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had professionally. Are you condescending? Poorly socialized? Uninterested in actual intent and goal of a task? Have I got a career for you.

your aunt in Indiana, who 8-months ago said child trafficking was the greatest evil on earth, but is now ready for everyone to move on from the Epstein files, will share a video about this on Facebook with a caption like “love this but there’s no replacing him!”

I’m convinced Trump is ordering everyone in his inner circle the shoes in the same size as him so he can make a point of naming a successor that is capable of the task of filling his “pretty big shoes - huge shoes to fill”

Truly a perfect news alert

what a wonderful day to be inside on calls until 6pm

Sometimes when I'm shopping, I accidentally turn into an Italian American mother

some of you need to put down the pokémon and pick up the albolene.

going through someone i haven’t seen in 12 years instagram and realizing they really committed to having a bad haircut a decade ago and have not looked back since

I read almost 400 of these quoted posts before deciding I am more interesting than most of the people on this website.

Barrett Pall and Jordan Bach are not the same person??

Reader, I married him.

these babies got married at city hall 10 years ago today 🍭+ 🐨 @formerbluecheck.bsky.social

what is it about a locker room that makes men over 60 want to blow dry their balls? call me crazy but i feel like they’re not doing this at home

I think this is going to be the first year since I was in college that I will have seen everything nominated for Best Picture, Lead, Supporting, Writing, and Directing