would you rather be the winner of drag race season 8 or the winner of season 18

Jane Dont on fire like the Hunger Games

Someone tried to send me a Google Chat even though we exclusively use Slack at work, and I feel like I should be able to take them to small claims court because of it.

guys who get hit with a receding hairline and thinning hair deciding to “grow it out” thinking no one will know they’re balding

me on my couch, this week long af

Lana finally getting to do a Bond song, and it's for a video game.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

Print Sale is LIVE. 13 prints from my past galleries all 50% off! www.rudepolaroids.com/print-sale

one week away from being able to ask “are you watching From from MGM Plus from Prime Video from Amazon?”

have given it a lot of thought and feel if the “support” pet you’ve brought into a private or traditionally animal free zone needs to be calmed down by you, because it’s not actually trained to be a service animal, people should get to throw rocks at you. thank you for your attention to this matter!

well, unthink it

when you make him yum just by yucking him

one thing about me is

The Pitt: Night Shift, 8 episodes going from 9p - 5a feels like it already should have been announced and wrapping production for a fall release

I had a dream I had to take the AP Chemistry exam, was woefully unprepared, but someone kept talking on their phone during the test so I made such a big deal about it I scored a 5.

if you want to buy this please keep it to yourself, my replies and quotes are not a safe space

every spring for the last 3 years I’ve gotten ads for this brand, like they know summer is coming and gay guys are going to need something stupid to wear

if WW3 happens am i still supposed to update my weekly KPIs?

16 years ago @absaif.com did the unthinkable

Dana & Robby in The Pitt S2E1 vs Dana & Robby in S2E13

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

went out for the first time since my surgery and didn’t even last until midnight 🙂‍↕️

me and @rudepolaroids.bsky.social are opening a zoo, see flyer below. serious inquiries only.

does that one shower stall at my gym always have fruit flies in it because it has the best hot water, or does it have the best hot water because it always has fruit flies in it?

omg 🪱🎀

55 days ‘til Fire Island 📸 @kooraw.bsky.social

New on MS NOW: Pam Bondi's portrait has already been taken down at the Justice Department. tinyurl.com/568u4dtz

huge day for people named Andy with an Animorphs tattoo

A random servant girl to Peter two thousand years ago:

Alexa Demie in 1933

And then there’s the Brooklyn Museum

i have zero interest in anything related to summer house or anything related to the bravo cinematic universe, but i'm glad you're all having fun.

if i started wearing embroidered jeans in the fall the logical next step is wearing embroidered jorts in the spring

an April fool’s product I wish was real

oh no it’s april 1st

12 days post surgery and at the stage of healing where the operation site starts waking from numbness with random jolts of pain

not pictured: Skimblepon, the railway tanuki

whenever i see an article about Clavicular, it always casually mentions him using crystal meth, but only as an aside, like a quirky thing someone does, like coconut pulling

everyone stop talking about bad stuff, start talking about Deadloch season 2

I cannot handle this many Harry Potter think pieces, the first episode doesn’t even come out for nine months

I love when gay clothing brands hire content creators to be models, and then drop shippers see that and hire the same creators

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a grown man riding an ebike on the sidewalk just told me to “watch the road” because I was in his path, so I stopped and stood there looking back and forth between him and the actual road until he was so annoyed by me he went into the street to get around me

I was supposed to have 3 calls today, which goes against all I believe regarding work on Fridays, but now I have zero calls today, which aligns perfectly with what a Friday workday should look like.

(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room) DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us. DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.

“I’m a Slytherin! What are you?” I am anti-life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds…of everything.

releasing a third single with the word "Young" in the title. what could former child star Miley Cyrus be trying to tell us?

when you've only been booked for three late night guest appearances over the last decade --- don't acknowledge your fading star or the string of flops you've made, martyr yourself as a victim of the woke mob

need an app that prompts me every sunday morning to review all the screenshots i took in the last week and simply asks “did you mean to take this bro?”