hellyeahbro42069
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help me find my x(formerly twitter) judies
over 1 year ago
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I love when gay clothing brands hire content creators to be models, and then drop shippers see that and hire the same creators
about 6 hours ago
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I could be awake and productive but I’d rather be in bed considering that as a possibility
about 6 hours ago
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a grown man riding an ebike on the sidewalk just told me to “watch the road” because I was in his path, so I stopped and stood there looking back and forth between him and the actual road until he was so annoyed by me he went into the street to get around me
1 day ago
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I was supposed to have 3 calls today, which goes against all I believe regarding work on Fridays, but now I have zero calls today, which aligns perfectly with what a Friday workday should look like.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
2 days ago
(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room) DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us. DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.
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Canadian Wolf Bird 🐦
3 days ago
“I’m a Slytherin! What are you?” I am anti-life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds…of everything.
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releasing a third single with the word "Young" in the title. what could former child star Miley Cyrus be trying to tell us?
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3 days ago
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when you've only been booked for three late night guest appearances over the last decade --- don't acknowledge your fading star or the string of flops you've made, martyr yourself as a victim of the woke mob
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3 days ago
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need an app that prompts me every sunday morning to review all the screenshots i took in the last week and simply asks “did you mean to take this bro?”
3 days ago
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American healthcare sees you leaving the hospital 2 hours after having a body part removed, with a tube draining fluid from an open wound, directions to come back in 5 days to have said Ooze Faucet removed, a reminder to not bathe until then, and a goodie bag of opioids and puppy pads
4 days ago
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Price and weak launch titles will do that…
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4 days ago
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everything I’ve learned about mormon wives and momtok has been against my will
4 days ago
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If I had been in the scheduling meeting where it was decided to bump new episodes of American Dad, Family Guy, and Bob's Burgers for a biblical miniseries starring Minnie Driver; everyone (myself included) would have ended up in jail.
5 days ago
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On my way to get this tube removed and then get to take a shower that isn’t a sponge bath for the first time since Thursday 🤩
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5 days ago
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the holiday season actually starts on Halloween and ends with the Oscar’s
6 days ago
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Oh, I’ve got wounds… Sometimes, I feel like that’s all I’ve got.
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7 days ago
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Seeing all these former child stars weigh in on a Disney Channel Mount Rushmore is actually revealing how many children got left behind by those those on set education programs
7 days ago
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Jury Duty: Company Retreat is great but I miss them
7 days ago
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Pop Crave
9 days ago
The final episode of ‘Glee’ aired 11 years ago today.
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I have a thought
9 days ago
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Cayton Cox
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Update: My McDonald’s arrived at the same time as me getting home from the hospital. As did a Target order I placed in my twilight state waking up from anesthesia, consisting of nothing but Easter candy.
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9 days ago
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Today is the day, I have only had water thin liquids to eat since 8am yesterday and the NYT Mini took me 6 minutes.
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9 days ago
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Ryan
10 days ago
Hiiiiiii
@andyrockcandy.bsky.social
hehe
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I have a procedure on Thursday that requires anesthesia and I’m not allowed to take my ADHD medication all week or even have any caffeine so I am having one of the most unregulated and unproductive weeks of my life
11 days ago
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how are we this far along in the Uber economy and their app UX keeps getting worse
12 days ago
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ptklein
12 days ago
Is it too late to join the nasty pig discourse?
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Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow remembers being in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie?
12 days ago
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator
27 days ago
I’m cow
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the real tell that Christian was gay was that he wanted to go to afters
13 days ago
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oh hell yeah
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13 days ago
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Ecce_Homosexual
13 days ago
Search your camera roll for Hell
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juicy love dion wig
15 days ago
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Working with software engineers is consistently the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had professionally. Are you condescending? Poorly socialized? Uninterested in actual intent and goal of a task? Have I got a career for you.
16 days ago
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𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶𝒹𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈
17 days ago
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your aunt in Indiana, who 8-months ago said child trafficking was the greatest evil on earth, but is now ready for everyone to move on from the Epstein files, will share a video about this on Facebook with a caption like “love this but there’s no replacing him!”
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17 days ago
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I’m convinced Trump is ordering everyone in his inner circle the shoes in the same size as him so he can make a point of naming a successor that is capable of the task of filling his “pretty big shoes - huge shoes to fill”
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17 days ago
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Matt Novak
18 days ago
Truly a perfect news alert
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what a wonderful day to be inside on calls until 6pm
18 days ago
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Sometimes when I'm shopping, I accidentally turn into an Italian American mother
18 days ago
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some of you need to put down the pokémon and pick up the albolene.
19 days ago
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going through someone i haven’t seen in 12 years instagram and realizing they really committed to having a bad haircut a decade ago and have not looked back since
21 days ago
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I read almost 400 of these quoted posts before deciding I am more interesting than most of the people on this website.
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24 days ago
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Barrett Pall and Jordan Bach are not the same person??
24 days ago
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Reader, I married him.
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24 days ago
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these babies got married at city hall 10 years ago today 🍭+ 🐨
@formerbluecheck.bsky.social
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what is it about a locker room that makes men over 60 want to blow dry their balls? call me crazy but i feel like they’re not doing this at home
25 days ago
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I think this is going to be the first year since I was in college that I will have seen everything nominated for Best Picture, Lead, Supporting, Writing, and Directing
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25 days ago
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