tr*mp with his little medal or whatever is giving Buster Bluth with his awards from army

Happy Luigi Mangione Day to all who celebrate 🥰💕

I just got a text that had a 🎉 emoji in it and my f word ass self was like WTF DO YOU MEAN but then I realized this person was straight and they meant an actual party

I just had to send a “per my last email” email

IT IS AMERICA THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 AND WOKE IS SO DEAD WE ARE ASLEEP AT OUR DESKS DURING MEETINGS

Miss Venezuela is like a full work week long and it’s filled with mad fluff but as a Miss Dominican Republic every other weekend I do fw the rubby perez tribute rn

My posts are random af because my brain is random af. Like I could be vagueposting and yall will be like oooh who’s this about and like… it’s about Queen Victoria 🥴

This and never hearing one of those AI voiceovers ever again

I said I was done with MU after the mess that was this past Miss Universe but like apparently Miss Venezuela is tonight so… SER CORONADA MISS VENEZUELA EN UNA NOCHE TAN LINDA COMO ESTAAAAAA

I honestly feel and fear that the more fillers someone gets as they get famous, the more rotten their personality also gets. Every time. Someone goes from a micro-influencer, gets noticed, gets fillers, and then it turns out they commit war crimes

Good afternoon to Spain, Ireland, the Netherlands, and Slovenia ONLY

Have yall read that OU heifers essay? “God said man is man. Woman is woman. Woman is rib. God said that is good so it is good. God is good. Gender is good. God makes me so happy and safe. Man is woman does not.” Like I’d have laughed in her face with that complaint please bffr

Idk yall I’m starting to think literally everyone has simply gone batshit insane

Bought Christmas gifts for @imaaronrobert.bsky.social but more importantly I’ve bought Christmas gifts for myself

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Yeah we’re out ✌️

@imaaronrobert.bsky.social telling me we should get new phones

I’ve become an Apple Music girly because of sp*tify’s fascist foolishness but my most played song was PIToRRO DE COCO and my most played album was DeBÍ TiRAR Mas FOToS and my most played artist was Bad Bunny iktr

This is me if you even care

If we get rid of all pronouns then how can we be ch*rlie kirk? How can we carry the flame? How can we fight for the gospel? How will we honor his name?

I had a protein shake for lunch today

This bleak midwinter has made me swing like a pendulum from sorta kinda depressed to inconsolably horny. What’s next? Insurmountable rage? Manic jubilation?

The Travel Channel’s Samantha Brown is an underrated gay icon and I hope the diva is THRIVING

As yall know whenever you vague post, imma be in the comments like “tag them” but last night was the first time that I was like “tag them” and the person was very seriously like “well it’s you so…”

Anyone who thinks any US intervention anywhere is a good idea needs to look at… well… *gestures around vaguely*

Hosting a goon sesh today but we’re gonna have the we are charlie k*rk song playing on a loop

DONT MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DONT TAKE RISKS ON TREACHOROUS ROADS AND DONT SWIM IN THE S-LAKE!!!!

If I hear Michael Buble one more time

No shade or whatever but when your hairline starts to make you look like Mao Zedong, just go bald luv it’s okay

The holidays always gag me like seeing yall fly home and whatever like what do you mean you’re from Spartanburg, South Carolina or some shit

It’S gIvInG tHaNkS It’s giving shut the fuck up and eat your food, twink

It’s her day

Me watching something good happen to one of you when it should be happening to me instead

Now this? HONEY WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY LMAO

Yt gays when im just minding my own damn business

Remember all those clown sightings years ago? What was that about?

Mariah Carey is skinnier and more gorgeous btw

My plans for the weekend

Suddenly overcome with h-worditis

Maybe yall were right… maybe we don’t need pageants in the year of our lord 2025 🥴 🫠

Girl fuck Miss Universe

I usually make a full list for Miss Universe but there’s been so much chaos this year that I’m just gonna give yall a Top 5 in alphabetical order lol Colombia Côte d’Ivoire Portugal Puerto Rico Thailand

Girl we know

Miss Universe prelims had me up at 6 AM oh I’m one of them lahteenks queers 💀 😂

But like fr

I can fix him 🥰 😍 💕

I didn’t realize tr*mp was trying to unseat nancy re*gan as Americas throat goat but like werk I guess

Him: You better not be Miss Puerto Rico when I get there. Me:

@imaaronrobert.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar and really love your vibe