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I may not have bought bitcoin when they were three for a dollar or owned Apple stock that shot through the roof or anything, but when I was a 20-year-old little gay boy I heard Lady Gaga and said “yes, I want more of that forever please” and that emotional investment has continued to pay off

have you ever seen an ugly guy get naaaked like this

As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”

Absolutely incredible morning to discover that not only did I bring home a second box of dryer sheets from Trader Joe’s within a single week, what I thought were dryer sheets are actually laundry detergent sheets (?) so now we have zero dryer sheets and infinite detergent varieties

In some ways, Elon buying Twitter was the second fall of the Tower of Babel

Hi Jeffrey this is Melania from the movie MELANIA now on Amazon! Luv ur work let’s chat soon :)

“What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”

Citing fear of ICE, pregnant immigrants in Minnesota are -skipping prenatal care -requesting home births, even when not medically advised -going w/o adequate food Many are experiencing complications providers say can be stress-onset: diabetes, high blood pressure, and even water breaking early

Catherine O’Hara treated the weirdest characters she played with empathy and as whole people - I think that’s why she could be so funny in dramatic roles, make you cry in a comedy, and bring you into any film with dedication to its world and to using her artistic voice to explore it. Devastating.

You were more precious than a pot of gold

❤️❤️❤️

Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us. All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.

The good news is this means things are going terribly for them. The bad news is they’re going to become increasingly desperate, violent, and brutal. And have three years to escalate unless Trump can be removed first.

An actual load-bearing pillar of the community, that community being all of our lives

This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.

Yeah and it's called letterboxd

he looks like a zoombini

Violent settlers in the West Bank are burning Palestinian villages & beating residents with impunity. These attacks have been met w/ silence from the Trump Admin & Netanyahu govt. US taxpayers shouldn't be giving the Netanyahu govt an annual $3 billion blank check for weapons. (1/2)

god this is a worse crime by apple than tim cook hanging out with trump

how do i use a red light panel on the part of my brain with a sense of joy

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

UPDATE: After seeing this video, I informed ICE of my intent to visit the Baltimore facility today. I was told I would be denied entry. It’s clear Trump's ICE would rather engage in a cover up. I will not stop pressing until we get answers. We need transparency & accountability.

Beyoncé voice: “Anita! Aretha! Ann Leeeee!”

Red car, I wish I could have been your mother

everyone knows the only way to refreeze the leviathan is to release your grief to god and shake it like Ann Lee

is that good

“.. He cared about people deeply ..,” said Michael Pretti, Alex’s father. “He thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/national/202...

Alex Pretti was an intensive care nurse in the Veterans Administration Health Care system. “He felt that doing the protesting was a way to express his care for others,” his dad said. #AbolishICE #ICEOutOfMinnesota #ProtectNurses #HoldHisKillersAccountable

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

All My Apes Gone, academia edition. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

global outlook outage!!!! recess!!!!

The elites and institutions have folded but regular people haven’t

Ann Lee:

They told this local mom her knockers were too pendulous to work at WOKE Hooters - repost to show cancel culture we LOVE big naturals

Alan Carr we have a very important Murder in Plain Sight for you to commit

🧵ICE abducts Mainers in Portland, Maine the morning of January 21, 2026.

illegal migratory instinct

I can’t believe I was never on a 30 under 30 list OR inspired ClubChalanet to adopt me as a new stanning target while there was still time

Billie Eilish slams the Trump administration and ICE while accepting the MLK Jr. Beloved Community Award for Environmental Justice:

Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino said well-organized protesters in Minnseota make the ICE operation harder. "They've got some excellent communications," Bovino said.

we don't own a scale, so i use "is my wedding ring in danger of being flung off my bony finger despite my giant knuckle?" as my hansel and gretel-style method of weight consciousness

we need every politician to be hugh grant in love actually right now

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

Halsey was right

I give Ann Lee 4 out of 5 Testa-mints

this 2016 shit is wild - I haven’t seen this many mostly offline people post on socials since Black Squaregate

Quick q: would you rather see a drag queen named Karaage P Henson or Taraji Jim Henson?

trump the next time he sees the nobel pleek prize lady