sometimes being gay means coming home to your loving husband and cherishing the moment, sometimes it means being irrationally sad at the thought you’ll probably never own a pair of the issey miyake fw99 zipper parachute pants that they showed with a bottle of coke in each front pocket

I do mean this as a compliment despite my own lack of personal interest: the fact that big brother is the only reality show whose title I have to mute in order to make my own timeline parseable year after year is really something

I spend less time on social media now than I have at any point in the past 15 years - how is it that I still see that vibecoding guy who looks like he was whittled out of chuck steak every day despite not following him or any of his friends on any platform

Whatever Platner did or didn’t do, pay attention to how quickly conversations about sexual and physical violence against women turn into “aw shucks” meditations on second chances in a way almost no other harms do. What you frame as deserving of grace tells me who you believe should absorb the cost.

Belgium trans?

do NOT go to home depot today it smells like a middle school locker room oh wait that's just me

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

marianne williamson climbed the empire state?

I know twitter is dead because they’re somehow going through the motions of day three or four of a “shame the pride group photo” discourse about a group of guys who are nowhere near ripped or vain enough to warrant it

that nyt opinion piece is so heartbreaking to me, honestly - the writer has a pathological need to understand Being Gay as something Normal that Happened to him instead of the gift of choice

that we know of yet

🎵money, drugs, chains on my chest, boat & tote LL bean🎵

celebrating Pride by shoving cops out of the way (to let me get to the last day of the Marni sample sale)

Walked out of the house in my original Monster Ball “Dance in the Dark” ripped tank top and was gaymogged on my BLOCK by a guy in fully bedazzled camo shorts and charli top

so irritating when something that was recommended and that you don’t want to do ends up being life changing

c u @ the movies

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

In honor of his apparent victory: @bradlander.bsky.social eats a hot dog on the Cyclone

nothing's gonna save us, not music, fashion, or Phil.

Never in my life have I received so much spam for a local primary election

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

The nuns with the podcast should do a pop up at the Limelight church

“sniffies circle jerk in someone’s apartment being advertised with an AI image” is such an erection-deflating concept

probably should have realized that early voting in a church at 11 am on sunday would mean filling in bubbles to the sounds of the fourth verse of amazing grace, but what a pleasant surprise

reasonably priced men’s espadrilles i can walk to buy… NO AI!!!

do you ever wonder whether office gays who post full shaft on here all the time have more-sex-positive-than-average managers or workplaces that don’t have a grasp on social media?

What are you gonna do, Deborah? You gonna divorce me?

not sure if i'm really cranking it today tbh

“American Idol: All Stars” concert featuring exclusively my favorite forgotten contestants singing my favorite of their show songs Kimberly Caldwell hosts, introducing Trenyce and teasing Ryan Starr’s “The Frim-Fram Sauce” coming up after the commercial break

St. Patrick’s Day is a lot easier to fake your way through than Knicks fandom, just in terms of color scheme

the cats are terrified but they’re the only people in bedstuy who aren’t ecstatic right now

Is Ben Barnes a T-Mobile spokesperson in his capacity as Ben Barnes or is he playing a charming but unnamed British guy

If I’m being completely honest, I don’t believe that I can I can I can I can I can survive Modelland Modelland Modelland

Is Ticketmaster a queer ally? Is Singers my friend?

hahah you’re so right king, pete hegseth’s form is terrible. wanna tell me more about your hevy routine while i suck your toes?

rip david hockney sending best wishes to his niece hock tuah on her loss

Getting ready for my 16+ hour Tony Sunday shift the way I always do - by rewatching the insane 2009 opening number that still represents What Broadway Means To Me the most: youtu.be/UfZWdx-Z_VE?...

happy international “white lies” by the saturdays day to everyone!!!!

have discovered a foolproof way to make myself more productive and stay on top of things: always have one gigantic potential disaster of my own making sitting in the back of my mind so I have to distract myself by accomplishing everything else instead

in retrospect, it’s kind of wild that k. cheno didn’t say anything more out of pocket than she did when she was in her #bedbus era

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

wall-e was a best-case scenario

shame to your entire zocfamily

Hakeem Jeffries

unfortunately now unable to see a haus of decline comic without mentally trying to decide which panels I’d remove

Running home and putting on my retinol after my nail tech cheerfully told me “COVID was crazy - I was in seventh grade.”

not a doomsday prepper, just a fan of Trader Joe’s seasonal products who was burned one time too many