My neighbor told me Larry the Cat keeps eating his Prime Ministers so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the House of Lords and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Prime Ministers to Larry the Cat and then his king started crying

If TOP get over 5% we're going to end up with our own version of "we got a plastic bag tax in return for increasing benefit sanctions" tweet

Oh wild I thought he died of ligma

My neighbor told me the UK keep eating his PMs so l asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to the UK and then his daughter started crying

Starmer being able to lay out his own departure timetable (potentially over months!) is silly. You don't give a PM a farewell tour, you do the numbers over the weekend, roll him at 10am, and tell the voters he's gone to live on a nice farm in the country. You amateurs. You absolute toddlers.

“The All Whites aren’t down and out all they need to do is beat Belgium”

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Assad “who must go?” meme but with Kirifi and Jacobson

You’re telling me a careless under-thought act of aggression against Iran has backfired, handing them a structural advantage from a situation that had been an uneven but balanced state of affairs?

Someone ask him at post cab tomorrow about how he feels having fucked the chiefs chances like he fucks up everything he’s involved with

Yeah but what are the odds we lose five finals in a row though

Shout out to the guy who cracked a woodie at 10:05 am

When I moved back north in 2021 instead of the train I ended up having to take the second to last plane out because of the lockdown. I’m about to take it now, and I hope this gets us back on the right timeline, 1Q84 style

Hey just woke up did I miss anything

15 minutes into this bus ride and I’m still in fucking Kilbirnie

Oh you thought Australia was just Bluey and various Irwins? Surprise motherfuckers

Big fog

the one thing I'd say about luxo is that his cr*saders jersey is one he's had for a while, but this all dilutes that

It's bad vibes fam

RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.

can't argue with this.

Nagash be like

Ladies and gentlemen they’re going to film the cum box

Blood blood blood

When I first read this pre-coffee I thought they were talking about a dating site, which is just a deeply horrific concept

Jokes aside this is good New Zealanders are an average crowd at best and anything we can do to get some enthusiasm running through is good

🫡🫡🫡

Egg mushroom or fish

Oh cool reddit decided it would be a good idea to default to a for you feed instead of just letting me at following

The New Zealander yearns for the pacific north west slash Vancouver

Matthew Hooton is now editor of the post for some reason

Followed this into town today… at a safe distance

Mamdani truly has the mandate of heaven

the Turks aren't playing around!

beeeeep beeeeeeeep

whoops

Becomes mayor. His soccer team wins something after 20 plus years. His basketball team is on the verge of winning something since the 1970s. Mister Mayor are you secretly a fan of the Chiefs super rugby team.

JPEGMafia in ruins

Booking flights to Wellington for next weekend

Why are they playing country roads this is cultural appropriation #HURvBLU

Shout out to the two chiefs kings in the audience you're a week early #HURvBLU

up the blues; alternatively is anyone driving down to wellinton this weekend #HURvBLU

Watching the replay of our defeat of the cr*saders and it’s just as good the day after

I love Friday night lights

Holy fuck

Arguments for and against the mine aside do you think central Otago is supposed to look like that

No one dumb enough to show up to the office in a cr*saders jersey today

“And we changed the fast track bill to move the decision making from the minister to the panel” Me, and no one else in the room “wooooooo!”

One thing I find very funny is when they name something in New Zealand after a very fancy place in england and it’s an absolute shithole

Cancel the party? I can’t believe the war nerd would do that