Obey the law when using our product *wink*

Very funny to see “who would have been dumb enough to believe Iraq was about regime change” play out again.

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Yeah actually you’re right

Just saw the number plate “gasltr”

WEEEEEEEE I LOVE STATE COLLAPSE I LOVE POWER VACCUMS I LOVE ARMED GROUPS COMPETING TO CENTRALIZE THEIR POWER IN THE ABSENCE OF A LEGITIMATE MONOPOLY ON VIOLENCE I LOVE THE SPREAD OF REGIONAL INSTABILITY I T C A N O N L Y G O O D H A P P E N

CIA so cucked they can’t even do a South America regime change by arming right wing death squads any more

It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.

One like = one randomly assigned New Year’s resolution

We've got to get rid of knighthoods before Nick Mowbray gets one

Pierre fumbling the ball is the funniest; Dutton eating shit is the most satisfying.

In theory there’s nothing stopping me having ham at times outside of Christmas

Working on a hypothesis that the Covid summer track at RnV 2020 was the gateway to some sort of curse and it’s just been downhill bad vibes from there.

It’s hard to fuck it up as long as you use enough cheese and have a stonking hot oven

Scott Kuggeleijn retire bitch so I can go back to supporting northern districts cricket

Nice bridges out Peacocke way

Oh no Australia's weirdest niche sports stat is back! Boxing Day Test* finishes before first Sydney-Hobart yacht: 1986 ENG d AUS 1991 AUS d IND 1996 WI d AUS 2006 AUS d ENG 2021 AUS d ENG 2025 ENG d AUS *Must start 26/12 Cricket 6 - Yachts 39

Problem is, that means Oz getting 5/16, which would be Good

Anyway it’s good for wings too

A concept: tactical suburbanism. Where drivers do shit like run over hit sticks, adjust speed signs to show higher limits, etc etc.

At this stage of Christmas leftovers

As someone who hates both English and Australian cricket this is a really funny day for me.

Apparently there’s a broke boy taco food truck at the base and that’s got to be one of the most cursed sentences I’ve typed

Cadillac Desert

Niece got a my first student flat for Christmas

The annual reminder that the lighting at mum and dad’s is way too dogshit to try and use my DSLR

Santa tracker: we’ve got Santa crossing the pacific, approximately 300 km south south west of Fiji now Aerospace command: okay light him up

me and the boys about to jump in a juicy rental and drive 70 on some state highways this week. we have been doing this for years, and the police know all about this but are afraid to do anything because they are scared of being called racist

Just realised I forgot to buy crackers when I did a hit and run on the supermarket earlier and guess that’s a Boxing Day problem now.

People really do be just writing shit down

That was quite possibly the best massive McMuffin I’ve had in my life. They absolutely nailed it.

MASINT #5116 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Flood of Hollow Duct Tape 2. Rotten Podcasts 3. Demonic Plastic

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

Fair cop I thought we batted too long but here we are.

Roads are "infrastructure" that you "invest" in because they generate a return in [getting to work faster], which makes them better than free [ignore what the BCR say]. Health/education are "spending" that you "waste" money on because they [who knows what they do].

Today is Duodi the 2nd of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate coal.#JacobinDay More information on coal

Bluesky not dodging the allegations

Join me as I prepare to smoke two hams over two days

Total war warhammer 3 was on steam sale and I bought it and I’ll see you all in 2026

When we declaring?

This lovely article about Duane and his family. Duane was an artist, activist, and fought against the stigma of being gay and having AIDS (which, y'all). Also, the tragedy of his quilt and its rebirth! www.thedallasway.org/stories/writ...

About 2/3 of the way through listening to history of Rome and there’s an appeal for donations to the Christchurch earthquakes, and it’s wild sometimes how things pop up in places you weren’t expecting

Oh no Diocletian was an abundance bro