I feel calling something which is stainless steel and teflon “stone dine” falls towards false advertising

Some sort of investment fund? This economically illiterate 1970s state capitalism policy pales in comparison to my strategy: spending every last dollar this country has on 10 roads

Was going to complain that T20 goes too late on a school night then I remembered we're batting second

Four weeks into the new job and just worked out they gave me a touch screen laptop

Congratulations Munster on your upcoming run of second place finishes

Man Jimmy bring him back to twitter

Second there’s a rain delay I’d be fucking of home. Even if it clears up it’s wet, it’s cold, and it’s a late night.

God this england uniform is ugly

Watching the All Blacks World Cup semi from 2015 and man, what a team this was.

I believe Zohran should condemn Hasan because I believe all streamers should be condemned

The trans woman on the West Coast lost, ray chung won, whatever is happening in Kaipara is happening, let’s just say Louise is the last hope for a good close election story

Probably backing whoever wins this game in the final

Craig Jepson gonna January 6 the Kaipara district council

Seriously, this song is called "Love Gun" and it's about Paul Stanley's dick and how this girl's gonna get some of his dick.

Aggressively F5ing the Hamilton city council results page

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

There’s a knife sharpening truck outside of Hamilton city council building right now if someone wants a heavy handed metaphor

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

Pies of the king country (butter chicken and cheese)

I wonder if there's a list of all the IL5 buildings in the country

TPM following the greens route of “do controversy” to small party success

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

urbanists are 100% correct on their one Thing but have the worst opinions and the most off putting manner on literally every other thing

Someone taught the geotechs the term “seperate phase” and I wish they’d stop using it they’re scaring the hoes (council planners)

Chung - Wearing My Rolex (Official Music Video) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxjd...

On the plus side Hamilton hasn’t reelected a male mayor since the 1980s

See also: New Zealand

timed mutes and being able to turn off other people's reshares would be great "i like you but you've got some bad habits" features

-West Texas Fertilizer Depot (2013) -California Fireworks Depot (2025) -Atlanta Chlorine Depot (2024) -This incident This and Countless other examples is a reminder that hazardous solids are exempt from RMP process safety rules, and deaths pile up every year. Shameful bipartisan fuckup

the kawerau district is both extremely left wing and extremely māori

Dogshit political results are one of the reasons why it's very important to have interests outside of being a politics nerd on twitter.

The only two communities who have elected a trans mayor are the progressive strongholds of Carterton and Hokitika

But! We've kept our Maaori ward. The biggest fuck you to this government.

Hamilton results. Governance lead called and said they received 6,000 votes today, they don't include specials, and they are not confident in today's results.

Waikato Regional Council results: Angela Strange Chris Hughes Ben Dunbar-Smith Jennifer Nickel Bruce Clarkson out 💔 www.facebook.com/share/p/1BKX...

Wild support for removing Māori wards is only 59% in WBOP

Remember when U.S. conservatives screamed about black helicopters and the overbearing federal government surveillance state? The E.P.A. Followed Up on an Unusual Request About Abortion Pills. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

We definitely lost that

that feeding stray cats to coyotes tweet but it's about the all blacks and wingers

Ben O'Thief whistling the Waikato game we're screwed

Democracy manifest

If you’re committed enough to be wearing a mask in the year of our lord 2025 why the fuck would you have your nose hanging out the top

Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.

Let’s do this

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

Not even sure who my chemistry Nobel bet these days

Originally developed as surfactants and waterproofing agents, PFAS are now gaining popularity as carcinogens, mild contraceptives and drug-delivery vectors: