weekday chaos

im sorry for the discourse i poured gasoline on in my attempt to critique said discourse

im receiving word that the muscle blastoise gays and the bear blastoise gays are at karaoke night singing miley cyrus' party in the usa, shoulder to shoulder. the war is over!!!

Gale Hailstorm is coming

you're laughing? the whitehouse is in full meltdown mode and you're laughing?

"One day, everyone will have always been against this"

now wait a damn minute

i think some oomfs are gonna be mad at me for that one

It's finally to whip out my fleece pj's with the zipper so i can crank it while i work

can people go back to posting thirst traps without the pokemon thing please

that lady calling churches for baby formula got people sooooo mad

forcing the boy to watch a show

it started here actually

moderate policy wonks on here insisted that mamdani's margins indicate he was a fluke instead of the target of nyc mayoral race's most expensive disinfo smear campaign & that we shouldn't take any lessons from his victory. however the data says:

Update from the Urine Therapy Magic FB group. They drinking piss at work

hmm it's cold

crazy how the substance is just remix on dr jekyll and mr hyde

ok my real answer is audio diaries. let me go around listening to lost tapes of people's tragic back stories while killing things and im happy

debating whether i should continue the welcome to derry show bc i was so offended at how stupid the military plot was.

i hate to say it, but; he’s right

genital options in their character creator

every single time my HBO app pops up with their little satisfaction survey i always fill the comment box with "Fire David Zaslav" I know it won't do anything but it makes me feel better

Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government

it's been a while since i've been put on the discover feed to get a deranged reply...i miss her

cancel culture is when you don't like me

individual Dem voters are expected to ignore their personal beliefs and interests in service of broader goals (i.e., "vote to protect democracy") while the people we've actually elected do not hold themselves to the same standard. this wasn't even the toughest fight they'll face and they folded

They were never gonna issue certiorari to Kim Davis’s case. The hoopla over it was driven by engagement farmers like Brian Tyler Cohen vaguely rage baiting with tweets saying shit like “officially considering the case.” This was Davis’s 100 yard Hail Mary.

i don't like the blastoise meme ☹️

Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."

they're trying to hex chappell roan...but im hexing them....

schumer should walk into traffic i s2g

i hate dems so much

anybody else feeling

my chaos goblin friend brings out the gremlin in me

you are not seeing my oldest selfie are you insane

big loss to our community last night

y'all lied about that hilary duff song

started watching boots

grammy nominations

🦍

ziwe's eric adams interview was a flop

just came back from the new predator movie. it was really good but also definitely felt like a disney movie and i can't really explain you just have to see it to get it