fascinated to learn that much of the flirting that happens is communicated to what i can only describe as blue's clues bow wows.

Dear Putin, I'm so sorry that I was not your mother

cuddling is done we wrestle now

monday

i did this to someone over the weekend

found a boy on trimix last night

halfway through pup weekend at the gay campground

tampa pride got cancelled next year god i hate florida

found a long lost oomf

hey sexy, make sure you brush your tongue today

good morning

oomf would fold

boy dinner is half a container of cashews with chips and salsa

im so tired of hearing about the nazi podcast host and the fired talk show guy can we talk about something else

pls rub your finger around my pucci hole

you're replying to his chudai posts im dm'ing him 🥺👉👈 we are not the same

you can say corbyn was running that new party poorly but for sultana to basically stage a coup and guarantee that the whole project blows up, sinking the whole thing over internal disagreements is a psychotic move

everything on the timeline is poopoo bad news

this being how i find out flavor flav is on bluesky

(disgusted) even war?

just fyi, now's a good time to go to every people image search website and do whatever opt-out thing they have. i had to do that for lenso.ai

during the first trump term, gaga could not shut up about hating that man. this time she's like "y'all got this im sleep"

it's not friday yet?

i can't believe jimmy got cancelled for a comment about charles. he should have been cancelled for being a terrible host for the oscars. four times.

mom: did u hear about that guy they killed on the news? me: yeah mom: i hated that guy me: based mom: what? me: i mean, me too

save me queer-coded clockwork bugs....save me....

feeling fall today

do people think that's my actual dad in that picture

my dads framed all the pieces they bought from me

the new dragula titans cast is actually incredible

tummy hort

this description is erotica on par with airport bodice ripper novels

every single time this lady is in headlines it's to say the stupidest shit ever

im about to mod silksong to make it easier idgaf

silksong highkey ruining my life

Hannah Einbinder → Melhor Pessoa 🇵🇸 #Emmys

beyonce is getting lashings for organizing a dinner where she sat with jared kushner and ivanka trump

living in america

absolutely

hey chat, are things going well?

gays being inspired by nicholas hoult to bleach their hair again...i fear we have a catastrophe coming

hungover

where are the twink slayers. i need u

charlie

people use threads?! that's crazy.....