maybe i just need to quit social media bc this week all my anxieties and crash outs centered around feeling inadequate compared to my friends and then i get on here and everyone's posting their muscles, a thing i do not have

clippy bondage art or something.

ugh being vulnerable & sincere on social media feels gross i hate it!

it's kind of fucking with my self esteem that the only people that hit on me are a decade+ older than me. and they're attractive older men! but it doesn't feel good to not be desired by people my own age group

what to do when you're sad by yourself

being evil in baldur's gate feels bad ☹️

stancil discourse is causing me unbelievable amounts of psychic damage

i started heated rivalry this morning and im halfway through episode 5 now

pull it out

i was doing fine up until 10 mins ago but then the realizations hit

does beer cheese have beer in it

Welp. Just had to cut my 9 y/o niece out of my life for using Gen AI to make my Christmas card. Do better.

listening to a panel of barbs discussing...oh it's bad for them rn

there weren't any excuses left to be a barb way before this

🎄

my mother's obsession with trying to get me to wear light blue is just translating to all my presents being light blue clothes that i will not wear

the thing about gay guys is

i want to watch heated rivalry but im currently nursing a heartbreak and think it might make me feel worse

i allowed myself to be vulnerable and it backfired

can't wait till i get back to my apartment tomorrow so i can have a good cry!

in the paleolithic era, i'd be a boywife stripping palm fronds into thread for fabric while my husband and his hunting pack are hunting down an armadillo the size of a volkswagen

the pitt rewatchings is now

i just want to remind everyone

ok im done playing i just love being flippant on the internet

the dio santeria is strong tonight 🕯️🕯️🕯️

since we're on the subject i guess i should clarify: i don't feel an obligation to show patience and compassion to conservatives on twitter who reply to me with pictures of woodchippers.

uh oh my hyperbole is breaking containment

not everyone can pull off a mustache. i can tho y'all stay safe out there

im not sure why people dislike rachel sennott but i like her tv show

Lmaoooooooo "funniest politician in history" allegations undefeated

casting the level 3 conjuration spell: gun

my foreskin ☹️

my mother is slut shaming ana de armas

detoxing from vaping cold turkey

inch resting

mom: i dont want to spend a lot of money, should i get the lexus or the bmw?

my route to drive back home took me passed alligator alcatraz

what if we played gay chicken but we're both gay

well there's your problem. you're full of miasma.

I’m confident there is at least one other word Erika Kirk has for Candace Owens

what are you gonna do about it, 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺?

so what you're saying is, you're a liar

i know people are really irritated with sidney sweeny but consider her costar in that maid movie is kind of the goat