i want a sugar cookie so bad rn

we should try it anyway. just to be sure

i miss the old internet

how else are people supposed to know it's been wet pussy wednesday for a whole 3 minutes

woke up from a nightmare where i was literally slayyyter and being chased by michael meyers 😭😭😭

WOAH

friends are bullying me into playing diablo 4 again

love eating pizza with a fork & knife

had a good date at chilis yesterday. this is the american dream.

just realized i'm in control of my own reality. scary

Ok

why are you, as a man, not posting your softie for softie saturday

do you ever wake up hungover and get so excited to get fast food you start crying

mogan mcmichaels looks incredible

the solution to most discourse is that people should mind their own business

Happy Subnautica 2 day

whoever's motorcycle that was, your mom's a ho

do u got games on ur phone

i don't know why centerist libs are getting their panties in a bunch about a pedantic debate about doctors vs physicians. this is the strangest hill to die on.

I'm gonna get pizza

need someone to make me coffee

xi has the chance to do the funniest thing

well

iktr

hunter biden 2028 i think we deserve a president who likes footjobs and crack

i'm afraid it's too late david. i've already portrayed you as the fuming twitter writer while i am the serene cock and balls ppster that doesn't care about any of this

i'd rather have the final apocalypse season they cancelled. can we get that instead of a reboot

listen i enjoy gaga as much as the next gay but idk how y'all surprised that THIS lady, the Nurtec spokesperson, is lazily reaching for ai slop for her cover art

computah, show me hairy boy butts

the internet is trying to decide if gay men are more misogynistic than straight men

i love getting a bill from quest and not paying it ijbol it's soooo funny that they think im paying

glad to be gay and tested regularly so i can watch everyone on all sides tear each other apart over this

timeline today

it's ok sisters. we're alright

bullying the gays just because. im cryingshxbshdbd 😭😭😭

i think we need to commit him to an asylum

hmm

an artist i really like blocked me and i wish i knew why

mom: (discussing the job market) have you looked into ai? there's this girl on facebook who makes really nice videos me:

saw hokum. didn't like it. 4/10

my drawing skills are only useful for jackbox

party

why are you as a man ordering the tiramisu

c-section scars at the strip club

kinda wanna couch rot with a foot in my face

stinky boys wya