that's enough of that

Jason repost happy Friday the 13th!

it's physically impossible for me to do anything during the first hour of work

it seems the ordinance didn't pass 😔

very exhausted with this nonsensical narrative that leftists are a powerless insignificant minority that should be ignored but also are responsible for every loss democrats collect

r u mad at me

lets all be healthy and delete grindr

put those fingers inside u, king

Woof, love your triforce shirt man

this khia tour

💓

petitioning for every 2nd & 4th friday of the month to be changed from 'fat cock friday' to 'furry hole friday'

i wish people would stop fighting on the internet

she's watching critical role

humble tops who move in silence

this one right here is an all timer for me

i do not care what a streamer said i don't not care don't tell me i don't want to know pokimaine, hasan, destiny, asmon i doooooont care i want no part of it

this is your PSA to get a colonoscopy. people have been getting colon cancer at surprisingly young ages these days

me saying goodnight to all my oomfs

Basically every GPU maker has close ties to the far right so that means graphics are fascist.

did it again

pretending to not care about pointy hat so his next video comes out faster

every time i get a new shirt i feel an impulse to cut off the sleeves

i want doechii and chappell to become best friends

what's the point of a thong if the cheeks aren't hairy

corpomogging my boomermaxxing coworkers on the spreadsheet

re: "latinos aren't the only culture that has kids asleep on chairs during a wedding" actually no one does it in the specific way latinos do and you're soooooo mad about it

the bluesky blackout of 2026

they're giving me the stop stanning gaga injection

lets be girls together and moan while we kiss

the thing about mr. bunny is that he looks a lil too close to all my cousins for my kitty to purrr 😭

levels of media literacy never before seen

had to explain to my who-ite friend that gaga's song choice was probably bc it was last year's #1 song on the global charts for like 4 months straight so it's likely her most well known song to non-americans

good morning

the fact that the hillbilly halftime show did worse numbers than the puppy bowl 😭😭😭😭

yes i agree everyone, it was great to see those boys grinding for a whole 1.3 seconds

the salsa version of Die With a Smile sent meeeeeee

i ordered a burrito bow to watch the super bowl

2 more sets of dice coming in the mail soon. this is healthy and normal.

i tink i might have made a couple fight after a 3way

party

the olympics don't really interest me but those cyclists are hauling around absolute dumptrucks

brennan is diabolical for this combat encounter

i miss the old internet

i forget this place doesn't do ironic humor as much as the bad place. so my reverse psychology attempt and getting a pit pic prompt flopped with a tremendous thud