every day i make a prayer with GAWD when google maps once again gaslights me into believing i can TOOTALLY walk to that store over there

Bnuuy

my friend: pretty hot that they pay you salary. green flag my latter one: thats my linkedin fetish

oh right lmao. my teach swapped my current course to something more applicable to my internship and was hoping i can use the work i do here to pass it all my work is under nda

Also I been snooping at the company chat and this company in general is pretty dope that they arrange carpools and shuttles to work from the station and back for free.

Whew! I had a video conference with local official to get myself italian tax number, coworker was luckily also in the meeting to assist and the official did speak english well enough. But still, man the efficiency they communicated in italian while I was smiling there all like :)

If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars

Guys I don't want to worry you but according to the Financial Times Bifs have replaced Piigs as Europe's bond market pariahs

"leave me alone"

trying to log in steam forums steam guard: wots all this then? me: just trying to log in steam guard: from where? me: uhh from italy where me and my verification device is at atm steam guard: LOG IN BLOCKED YOU ARE IN POLAND FUCK YOU

i miss punctual / functional public transportation something fierce 😭

the guy at the foodtruck at our workplace mentioned that he clocked me as german or nordic by my eyes, and he hasn't been first one to mentioned it. sure im taller than most folks and all blonde, but havent really thought im standing out from the crowd like

two weeks in italy behind! and two weeks and 4 days left of my stay. wednesday i have day off / work at home, monday i go visit local college and next week's friday is my last day at work, leaving me rest of the time to play as tourist again :)

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

still thinking about life to love, life to paint and... life to dream, the hypothetical third outcome in clair obscur which would been possible if anyone would even consider talking, understanding and compromising, but it's frustrating to talk about because people lash against it so much

Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

my hot take: a bunch of you are getting mad at what’s essentially the Kids Choice Awards

"I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous Genius Kojumbo".

The temptation to buy these...

duality of a man

Vroom-Vroom

Choo-Choo

"OUT OF THIS DIMENSION"

i want what shes having

look at this bitch loser boy 💁‍♀️

funniest enough i did show this to my family WhatsApp group but with gay uncle

47 minutes before your lesbian aunt with generational trauma is about to spill some shit

Night visitation. From my webcomic Sable: A Ghost Story

*does this to you*

Swat Katz Beach CPR (CM). Repost and comments be most appreciated.

Look at my BABY

Cum videos with volume ON 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

Decided to project my needs onto Bagheera via a quote from Wedding Crashers (2005). #Bagheera #Talespin

47 minutes before your lesbian aunt with generational trauma is about to spill some shit

Depths of Bulbapedia

the child

i just let out a yawn that sounded like the exiting level noise in super mario world you're welcome

AH MUCH BETTER 💁‍♀️🥂🤦‍♀️

found some cute souvenirs for my niece and nephew at least :3

Okay Italy, I have beef with your public transport system (APPLIES TO FINLAND TOO) No fucking ATM gives bill smaller than 20 euros - WHY THE FUCK EVERY BUS DRIVER LOOKS ME LIKE I'M DERANGED PERSON YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY I HAND YOU 20 EURO BILL - I JUST RAN TO TABACCHI TO BUY PACK OF SMOKES AND BACK

Oh boy, our train 100% hit something or someone 💀💀

had fun torino but daddy needs his hole and breed erm i mean home and beer 😇

fuck yeah