i don't know how you even make a bug that makes the music restart every two seconds to five minutes like this happen but it's a real shame because it runs the Vibe

this is currently my entire figure collection

she's here :)

oh so when other people find out about niche platformers for made up consoles it's cool and awesome and everyone adopts the scrimblo but when *i* do it it's "what is wrong with you" and "get help", i see how it is

i was given headpats again, i NEED to krill myself

there was a not too small timeframe where i was sick of being treated like the littlest specialest goodest guy in aaall the warehouse by everyone but like we take what we can get, coddle me more idc

sure w/e

colleague calls for me, i go to him "we were talking ages and i forgot yours, how old were you? 36?"

i was drinking Monster off the can and a drop bounced off from inside the can into my eye (it burns more than you'd expect) is this a sign from God that i should've stayed in bed

anyone else ever think they might genuinely be happier if they exclusively played gun or ball games and nothing else

anyway

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA give me all the cheevos

i had this slig over here as my profile picture when i was 12, i thought he was the coolest

is munch gonna teleport towards abe and kill him and then stare at the screen and say "YOU THINK YOU ARE SAFE?" and then do a scary "AAAAAA" while his eyes cry tears of hyper-realistic blood

i'm doing fine

they deadass asked me to carry like twenty sheep back to their place one by one what the hell is this game

years ago he was the subject of ridicule but now retroachievements has turned everyone into him.....

we did it this new level was pretty bad

#digimon #デジモン

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

surely i've played enough middling to awful platformers by now that i'd be able to tech Munch's Oddysee being one of the biggest disappointments of my life when i tried it four years ago, and finally beat it

しっぽアタック

i don't think i've made use of my free Twitch Prime sub in almost a year at this point because i just basically don't go there anymore so i apologize to all of the streamers i know for denying you free money

sure

1000g chocolate egg so good that it makes you reconsider all the life choices that led you to this moment in a new light

where the MSX2 girlies at

i'm sorry jungle/breakcore/DnB/whatever artists, but i could never take the "woo! yeah! woo! yeah! woo!" sample seriously even as a kid and the more you use it the less i can even stand

there's very few fates as bad as being subjected to characters you really like being widely drawn with the wrong (disproportionately bigger) cup size

reskeet to scare modern Nintendo

croc rocks!

Croc (PlayStation Greatest Hits) / Croc 2 - Kmart ad.

tonight i will begin avenging my youth by finally going back to a game i was too dumb to get past the second level of as a kid pic related

i constantly get told i apologize too much, and they're all probably right but apparently the alternative is screaming "it wasn't me, go fuck yourself" at 8 in the morning when the thing you're at fault for is right there on the floor in front of you

everything you do and experience might lead to moments of growth or self-discovery, however imperceptible it might not be what you're looking for, it might even not be necessarily positive, especially at first but coming to terms with whatever comes is part of the process

this is still one of the craziest endings Nintendo has ever done (complimentary)

i am very much not looking forward to the next big social media mass exodus that'll happen once people get tired of this barely functioning hellhole breaking even further

alright man

give a Mario Galaxy player Mega PTSD

what did she mean by this

every year i notice a worrying lack of oomfs wearing bunny suits for easter and maybe there should be ♯somеthing done about that

give a Mario Galaxy player PTSD

stop everything british child klonoa