Hollywood is actually so shitty that I keep seeing younger people discovering terrible movies from the 90s and saying "this is awesome why can't we have movies like this anymore" and it's The Phantom with Billy Zane. As a society, we have truly forgotten how to SLAM EVIL.

As I get completely lost scripting a video for MOUSE GAME, here's another Petty Thief installment to tide you over until my inevitable ruin. youtu.be/4iPINNmdJIA

Whoever winnings, we lose. The final boss of "You can't hide forever from" videos. KREED II: HYPERKREED www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLi...

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

Heretic 2's always been kind of a pain in the ass to get working on modern PCs. Heretic2R is a new reverse-engineered source port that alleviates much of this, and its first release just dropped: github.com/m-x-d/Hereti...

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: NEVER TALKING. JUST KEEPS WALKING. FRAGGING WITH MAGIC. It's WIZORDUM! youtu.be/PJLe9nKBXB8

oh thank god i was worried games had too much intentional character design instead of making them look like fake Instagram profiles. This will surely usher in the next generation of me wondering if I will taste good for the maggots

COME TO PAPA

You'll never believe what happens when this AVERAGE THIEF touches WATER youtu.be/uGWZzn_GPQs

My political philosophy for the last fifteen years or so

Make-A-Wish is not prepared for the giant bag of cash we're about to dump on them next week.

TIME TO MAN UP. GUNMAN UP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAi...

Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔 Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY. I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.

Is that a threat, Tubi?

IT'S TAFFING SEASON AGAIN, KIDS! youtu.be/G6_AJhNUsLY

I stand with ICE because my piss stream can’t hit them from a distance.

There's a bunch of games I wanted to talk about in 2025 and here's ALL OF THEM: youtu.be/lX8MLKTQ5WM

I'm way late on this, but apparently KillPixel is doing Space Vivisector (and it's self-published thank goodness) store.steampowered.com/app/3448680/... I'm intrigued.

ON TODAY'S EPISODE: The endless debate about whether Die Hard is Christmas media has finally been settled by this video and you're all wrong. youtu.be/7-nVMf68D_8

THEY DID A BLOOD AGAIN youtu.be/rhBbB_26frg

CLASSIC DOOM MODS NO, IT'S NOT BLOOD YET, SHUT UP. youtu.be/DbizMATiuBI

what the fuck shampoo you disclosing with that hairline Tim?

Feeling thankful for all your support. Have a wonderful WAYNEsgiving!

In 20 minutes I'm going to do my first ever Patron drive! I will be playing Blood II LIVE until I get five new Patrons! Come join me and enjoy the misery! www.youtube.com/live/n4I23Rr...

YOU DIDN'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT CULTIC?! WELCOME TO THE ENDLESS HALLOWEEN, KIDS! youtu.be/wf70ibZUbuQ

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDS 🎃🎃🎃 WHO WANTS SOME EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING EXISTENTIAL TERROR? youtu.be/VNqbVC8Lyvc

🚨 VIDEO 🚨 Small appetizer before the Dark Ages video: "FINAL" Doom ► youtu.be/sYRMgWUuc5o?...

October Spooky Season begins with THE THING, the most 2002 licensed third person shooter ever! Grab yer flamethrowers! youtu.be/Ttd2ucofsxk

play the new Blood release, @civvie11.bsky.social (plz)

NEW! 2025 DEUS EX Remake Unreal Engine 5 RTX ON(2025,8k,HDR,SUPERHD TEXTURES) LINK IN BIO

A DOS trash/slavjank DOUBLE FEATURE! PREPARE TO BE LIQUIDATED. youtu.be/IHSc6r65vh4

Brutal Indies Unleashed! The world's first video game showcase with a focus on brutal games. Goes live TODAY! 🔥Big announcements 🕶️Awesome exclusives ⚖️Tons of giveaways 🎮Steam event ▶️78 Demos ♨️Up to 80% sales Don't miss it, go and hit that notification bell 🔔

LIVE Showcase: youtube.com/live/KqrV_JB... Steam event hosted by me and @retrovibegames.bsky.social LOADED with Sales, demos and wishlist worthy!

Me wishing for a re-release of Virtual Boy Wario Land

tomorrow. 9am PST. the final episode. THE RESURRECTION OF DAIKATANA.

Behold! Every video you can watch on the channel if you have Restricted Mode on! Very cool, YouTube!

YOU ASKED FOR IT! (A LOT) JUICE UP THAT ALGORITHM WITH THE HERETIC/HEXEN REMATERS BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE STUFF TO SAY youtu.be/4f6g6-plHL0

Konami's Forgotten Walking Simulator: Walk It Out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjeq...

Reloading the boom shoot toob one game at a time.

TODAY'S EPISODE: A twisted tale of technology gone wrong set against a game about technology gone wrong! From the darkest corners of my Steam library, it's BEDLAM! youtu.be/oIhYbFtXst0

We're returning to the Aliens vs. Predator series because HOLY CRAP MONOLITH DID ONE AND IT'S PEAK. youtu.be/0x_VBbYXbLo

R.I.P. TO THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND, PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS, SOON-TO-BE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD. 🤘🤘

SOMEHOW POSTAL RETURNED. And it came back WEIRD. youtu.be/_N0xEh77kdE

If you think @civvie11.bsky.social sucks, then go sign the #ECI to #StopKillingGames because game publishers sucks more. And if you don't think Civvie11 sucks then go sign it either way so you don't turn into a sucker. And spread the word too! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

Shilling ROTT until I’m dead because of kickass music, nostalgia blindness, and unassailable vibes.

Zortch'd so hard when I saw there was a demo store.steampowered.com/app/3807500/...