i was able to find pre-installed (so no chance for the demon drivers to be inflicted) pre-cracked versions of the games i was joking about, but this is good intel that i'm sure someone here will find beneficial for the sacred christian duty of playing a tragicomically buggy console port from belgium

there’s a grandma at the bitcoin atm 😰

look dude these half-broken early-2000s european fpses won't play themselves

🚨Keep your eyes peeled🚨 BUSH PERVERTS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN YOUR AREA

today has been a day of replacing old dumb and bad solutions to problems with better, more effective, but still dumb solutions

Had a shit night sleep, so the thrilling conclusion of our anniversary playthrough stream of Doom Goes Fourth will have to wait for sometime this week.

New update for the netplay N64 emulator (RMG-K) adds rollback to every title. This means that input delay is greatly reduced and desyncs are far more uncommon. This morning we managed to play from Spain to Australia with 4 frames of delay! Before this we had to do 9!!!

how sure of that are you

all post-arcade puzzle fighter is Tainted by some capital-S Sin or other, from the Bad Game Modes of the DC version through to the Bad Smoothing Filter of the XBLA version through to This Blissfully-Short-Lived Thing

This might be the most evil thing that happened to me in a video game

Tonight at 9PM AEST (7AM ET/12PM CET)! An entire goddamn decade ago, a plucky team somehow managed to dodge between ill-conceived CoD-cloning, full project reboots, and the worst marketing department this side of OK Soda to resurrect a Titan. Let's re-trace those bloody footprints...

spending a crisp, clear friday night researching alternative chatbox overlays because yet another startup forgot the whole "sustainable business model" bit (suggestions welcome)

Dig Dug original art from the Bandai Namco archives

so i guess their ai christmas movie is gonna be delayed so they can work on their stupid videogame then... fuck my elfless life...

making actual PREPARATIONS for my rare, vague, extremely demonetized stream (jesus christ) if you've been paying attention this week, you can probably guess why...

hey!!! in 48ish hours i'm hosting another week-long "thing jam".. it's like a game jam except your game can instead be a poem or a photo or a picture or a piece of performance art or anything else! it's non-competitive, open ended and intended as an excuse to have fun! 🤸 itch.io/jam/make-lit...

oh no can we please shut it up

famous last words

POSTS FROM A HYPOTHETICAL ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE ACTIVISION DID A SMASH BROS KNOCKOFF CROSSOVER FIGHTING GAME: jfc the pitfall harry vs. king graham matchup is fuckin busted dudes

They don't make games like this anymo... wait, they just did.

• Set in the '90s • Made by Australians • About the follies and dangers of youth • Highly venerated despite being a bit shit I have just the thing.

Katsuhiro Otomo is working on a new feature film, and he has founded his own animation studio, OVAL GEAR, for that purpose (and also to pass on his expertise to future generations of artists) 💪 oval-gear.com

shout-out to Die Hard Trilogy PS1s weirdly confrontational quit prompt

Tonight at 9PM AEST (7AM ET/12PM CET/In an hour from this post)! i dunno man but it's been a couple of weeks since the last stream and i wanna play some stuff so let's just arse around on the computer and we'll figure this out together

I'm assuming that means you'll have to use commas instead of periods in your floats and doubles.

just learned that a band that made an album i really quite like punted out a new album... like six months ago... and i never noticed because they never put it on bandcamp. i'm an attentive sort.

"I frew up"

do find it funny that i've seen people defending the new #starfox models because of the old snes puppets, but if you compare directly the snes puppet had an actual neck while the new version looks like he's about to switch off his bodycam

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I have released TerminalFury v0.0.1 Alpha. Unfortunately it doesn't have everything I wanted to implement for a first release (I need help with a bunch of shit), but I need to get this thing out so I don't feel as much pressure. shadowmavericks.com#/projects/te... forum.mtm2.com/viewtopic.ph...

screamed at the top of my lungs as the killborgs drag me away to the cyber-gallows (not actually cyber, they just put some rgbs on the rope) for besmirching the honour of the walt disney zaibatsu

kinda forgot this game is really smart

my incredible superpower is knowing that the bus isn’t shrinking into nothingness, just moving further away from me

Finally detailed that deathmatch layout I made some months ago, with some help from a modified 2mbrown texture set

basic cable horror host but instead of nixon-era slasher flicks they're introducing old vines from 2014

this is the fat fucking Bird. and he is currently carrying 14 dollars

A new custom player level has just been added to BioMenace Remastered by CyberOmen. This place looks familiar... Play it now through the user-level browser ingame on Steam or GOG.

trying some new bevvies on a cold autumn night. picked one up at random that turns out to be TWICE the alcohol volume of my usual drops, and i regret to inform you that it's... actually pretty tasty. might have to save this for special occasions worth forgetting...

The Oral History Of Why The Emulator Is Called BizHawk But The Executable Is Named EmuHawk.exe

learning that the myths were all true

oop! just got an email that the new HOMM is out! so if your internet friends and/or business partners in eastern europe suddenly go ominously, disturbingly silent in the next few hours, you now know why

my football team plays better when I’m not looking at the screen. it’s honestly uncanny. they’ll concede a goal when they have my rapt attention, then kick two of their own while I’m in the queue for the bar or a slash. CASE IN POINT: they kicked one while I was typing this

select your uber driver

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

The earliest DOS source code was found on printer paper in Tim Paterson's garage so we've open sourced it on 86-DOS 1.00’s 45th anniversary! This is next-level software archaeology for preservation, and plain ol’ curiosity. #DOS #RetroComputing opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/04...

Galaxian 3 Emulation Teaser www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH3u...

Now That's What I Call Games / Amiga CD32 / Multi Media Machine / 1993