looking for two people to sit with me on this couch in complete silence whilst we observe the Rectangle of Foliage. send me your applications

found in the depths of my harddrive

the most alarming thing about me being in this Kotaku article is being referred to as a "Game Dev" . I guess bro

me neither man

why would anybody ever use AI slop as a placeholder asset when you could just do some shit like this

made the breaking bad house in pokopia

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

bro was attempting a yoda impression and slipped into the Marge Simpson. rookie type error. no survivors

one on hand cancelling discord nitro has removed my funny animated avatar but on the other hand it has forced me to not be in over 100 servers like some god damn freak. so who can really say if i came out ahead here or not

Classics Of Game 140 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OokW...

happy mario day or whatever

happy International Girlies Night

don't look at him he's shy

brother I was forged in the fires of the Final Fantasy IX jump rope mini game. this shit ain't nothing to me man

I have done the research, these are the 9 best video game names 🥇 Blomby Car 🥈 Kickle Cubicle 🥉 Bumpy Trot 4️⃣ Tinkle Pit 5️⃣ Bubble Bobble 6️⃣ Kiki Kaikai 7️⃣ Libble Rabble 8️⃣ Plump Pop 9️⃣ Chack'n Pop

gay people: im gay society: ok the humble fruit-themed screensaver on the giant led display at SeaTac airport:

we're at Pig

if I were John Pokémon I would have held a whole ass Pokémon Presents stream complete with a 30 minute countdown only to have a guy walk out, announce that they're making Pikachu fat again, then ending the stream

implemented random encounters

being a composer with a soul sucking day job is essentially just trying to periodically replenish your life meter with whatever meaningful work you can get before fully shriveling into dehydrated Ganondorf from the beginning of Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom

just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen

back a few years ago i apparently added this to my phone calendar multiple times and set it to send me multiple notifications so my phone is now interrupting me every few minutes with this

Bob is trapped in my Virtual Boy but seems to be doing fine

now that soundcloud sucks I made a little web's page sampler platter of my music stuff. looking for more game work www.wable.online

how to remind the gang that you're mr worldwide but remaining nonchalant about it or whatever

going through old forum poster rooms on efara.neocities.org and i keep seeing the laptop i had in college. if you were a guy with a laptop in the late 00s it was probably this one

haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

soulja boy used to do drive-by comments like this for the few years this vid was up and i like to think he still watches it from time to time

today marks the 22nd consecutive year that i have thought about this clip on the Super Ball day

finally realized whats been bugging me about the weird look of the DQVII remake

three paths lie before you

a single ramen noodle is called a raman

gravelord JNCO

pull up to the function equipped with the mid-rise straight leg pair of Jundams

many are calling me "god's strongest soldier" for managing to solve two puzzles in pokemon picross whilst enduring a minor cold

i like to think that the tunes i make that don't end up getting used on anything aren't just being sent straight into the void. they are being sent into the void to be listened to by all the void creatures who would rather be listening to rap and country

at 12:00am on your 20th birthday you are required to hand in all your Rated T for Teen video games to the nearest cop

I think all gamers could stand to heed this message

gotten so in the habit of saying 'watch this shit' over the comms in video games before doing a sick move or whatever that I've started saying it before like merging my car on the freeway or flipping an egg on the stove

it's called magefest because it's where all the mages gather. black mages time mages red mages they're all here casting various spells

which one is unc and which one is nephew

how green are you