From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”

they're called tokens cause they're token all your money to generate one line of code

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies Part: 2 #GodofWar #HalfLife #GTA #Manhunt

really enjoying Star Wars: Breath of the Wild or whatever this thing is called. The one where you play as Ron Weasley. Terrific game

hope i don’t get pissed off (clocking in at the Piss Me Off factory)

a good job, good healthcare, and safe housing is as essential to queer wellbeing as it is to anyone else. you cannot support lgbt people without supporting other progressive policies. before we're queer, we are working class and our needs are very much the same as other working class people

Open AI doesn't want to be transparent about what's in their AI training datasets - this bill would force them. If that sounds good, we REALLY NEED YOUR HELP! Please sign this petition in support of the bill, it'll take you 2 minutes: tinyurl.com/4uxbp963 1/

Matthew Lillard criticized the industry for prioritizing celebrities over voice actors in animation: “The ability to carry a film, as the lead of a film with only a voice, is a power very few people have. The idea that they keep hiring crappy celebrities to carry huge films is killing us.”

i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

It happened again 😞 #deer

Happy Pride!! Call your reps and yell at them about these horrible book banning bills these losers keep trying to pass reps.fyi

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

even after everything you're the queen and i'm the king nothing else means anything

he rests upon his throne of garbage

Barak Ravid (the reporter "breaking" this) was the same reporter at Axios who would "leak" that Biden was secretly incandescent with anger at Netanyahu behind closed doors, while Biden continued to approve every Israeli escalation

its insane how this man basically funded the entire american transphobia movement bc he hates his trans daughter

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

this is great news

digging out a classic for the month

Given the assistance Alberta separatists have received from the US far right it appears the US is working very hard to undermine the sovereignty former allies. Mexico, Canada, Greenland/Denmark. Perhaps it's time to start kicking out diplomats and sanctioning politicians.

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

my brain is still very bad this evening so if someone could please help me that would be great

I’m not actually all that upset about a potentially terrible remake of Escape from New York because I remember the remake of Total Recall with…Bradley Coopno that’s not right Sam Worthino that’s not right…I’m pretty sure that Crazy Frog thing was there

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

when my health insurance provider has to provide health insurance

happy pride month

god bless video games

day 418. the flesh giant has imprisoned me in a nightmare chamber which thrusts the world into motion at incomprehensible speed as i am held still. he presents this sinister machination to other flesh giants at a carnival of horrors they call the “tik tok.” tonight, it ends. tonight, one of us dies.

Hannibal and Will play Smash Bros Melee

For everyone making Doom maps this month (perhaps for RAMP), I wanted to mention that a few years ago I made a pride flag texture wad, all converted to Doom’s color palette. Add some gay flags to your maps! chariot-rider.itch.io/pride-flags-...

happy pride month

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Facts and truths

If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

Whipping baby Hitler around like nunchucks

[mina the hollower lifting a barrel of explosives] for you, it's on the mouse [hurl]

Cats

Happy pride month to uh... the housing market

There is really no better way to celebrate America in this moment than dumping fuel all over the National Mall

heartwarming: the FPGA nintendo 64 funded by a military drone maker palmer luckey runs shittier than the analogue 3D youtu.be/22PTX7WFAac

Dude we read the apartment work schedule wrong. The renovations happen tomorrow. I could have been gaming all day 😭

US Democrat Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer marched alongside far-right Israeli Finance Minister and Criminal Bezalel Smotrich.

Rekall Corporation wouldn't need to sell me on the whole Mars super-spy life story implant. "You're married to Sharon Stone and she's super evil" would be enough

Billionaire heiress police commissioner Jessica Tisch is smugly taking clean hits on her boss, the mayor, in front of the entire City Council, cheered on by its speaker. City Hall is letting this continue for political reasons, but it's increasingly unsustainable. hellgatenyc.com/nypd-commiss...

Warsh him he stinky

I love how cod's messaging is always "our last game was dogshit!!"