okay dokay let's try this fuckan sleep thing again

back at Yokado for tonight’s silhouette

/me curls up and loafs on your lap. and your sofa. and your living room. and your house. oh dear. you're going nowhere.

Forgot to post this here, but Leiana is on her way! The Preorders for the Acrylic charms should be here soon!

Please enjoy some Johdii doodles. Im worried though everyone. We are still waiting on the test results but she may be showing signs of "slightly bigger every time I draw her" itus #sizesky #giantess

It's kind of awesome looking back at these again, 'cause I can see the splashes, the speedpaint overflowing in a few parts, where I didn't have the rust wash mix as thin as I wanted, so on and so forth... but you zoom out and oh yeah, army.

okay say nini mack im eepy now gonna snugglebug wrap in a big ol purrito

I wonder what it's like being Vince Gilligan. You bring your A game, make Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and when you get to Pluribus the state of media literacy is so damn poor all you see is threads of dipshits going, "Beeehhh, Carol is annoooyyying!"

Make a Bond Movie Casual: For Your Eyes, And Anybody Else Who Happens to Be Looking

Once upon a time, a very kind friend in America sent me a package I had to go and collect from the Zollamt. For some reason, customs were being fussy about it, and wanted to know 'the full name of the sender' from me before they'd let me pay up. uuuuhhhhhhhhhh... lemme just, um... check discord....

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

Happy Boxing Day!

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!

thought i would start posting on here, so here's an undyne i drew recently 🐟 #undertale

I need to occasionally make it clear to the very nice people that follow me that I am a pervert, it's true. I promise I'm nice, too, but... y'know, the Good Filth that's out there, mm-mmm.

When all of that was just a pretense to Season Five Short Hair Catra?! UNFAIR. I SAY UNFAIR, SIR.

saw 'catboy' on the timeline which naturally kicked me back this way and oh, brainscrundled catra, my beweirded

so like, do you think catra has a big dick or nah

looked through the old account maybe it was one of these

A piece from last year that I still like c:

Felt good just nuking my Steam list. I do not require.

Utter ghoul shit. These people are getting an extra couple whirls around Samsara.

I decided to have REIKO say hello first🖐️

aww crap aw fuck we gotta do the new year dance in a couple days as well uuuggghhhhhh

きつねちゃんのおうち ｢はじめての床屋さん｣

"If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off."

"nice try, boys. really I'm proud of you. now we're going back to apologize to the brewmaster and see if he needs any help with this year's winter ale"

Right, that's it. It's over and done with now; take those decorations down. I'm coming around your house and if I find so much as a sliver of tinsel I'm gonna start eating lightbulbs.

pulled outta my ass at 1 am 😭 ITS STILL CHRISTMAS…northern giant helps lone elf find santa who is missing. football style.

Could We Make It Happen Today?

Dear Strong Wah, Please share with us your skills of an artist.

Gonna try making some cookies! Hope you're having a merry christmas!

Three wise hedgehogs on a journey 🤍 Wishing everybody a gentle and joyful Midwinter Season 🌠

It's been an interesting year! Bigger miniatures, army painting, putting the Quickshade Dip back into the rotation, along with lots... and *lots* of chipping and weathering on different miniatures. As ever, see to yourselves first! But anything spare helps feed this stuff! ko-fi.com/sonicsledgeh...

Germany was invented in 1256 as a collaborative experiment between Czech and Belgian farmers as to the question, "How many ways is it possible to treat pork?"

your catgirl gf looking at the catnip ropes you got her for Christmas: am i a joke to you??? your catgirl gf tied to the bed with the catnip ropes: fuck dude do you think fish know i wanna eat them??? fuck. fuck the fish must hate me dude. the sea hates me dude

Vincent Price two frames from dropping the F-bomb that would have changed the course of one's entire childhood.

"So, what do we do when we're feeling sad?" "Add to cart."

All we need now is the unadorned fox and we'll have a real Festivix party.

Right, for the rest of the night I'm celebrating Festivix.

Jaida would be fine up to Da Bomb, at which point they'd fall apart spectacularly. Krithea would be crying and snotting by the third sauce. Rosie would no sell the entire lineup, completely deadpan throughout like Bill Murray.

Being a size shifter, occasionally moonlighting as a part-time superhero, you'd think by now Krithea would think to watch her step. Ditzy vixens mean well, but... whoops. They'll be fine. Insurance details were exchanged. 🎨: the inimitable @distressedegg.bsky.social

I could have sworn I'd posted this, but can't find it uploaded! Oh, well - fox girl fall continues apace! Krithea, sweetheart, look down... 🎨: The inscrutable @distressedegg.bsky.social

YOU FLASHBANG THE MACK?? FLASHBANG THE MACK LIKE OPFOR?????

This is just to say I have eaten the Tim that was in the Cratchitt house and which you were probably saving for Scrooge Forgive me he was delicious so sweet and so tiny

Time for a good old-fashioned fully clothed under the covers depression nap, woo!

Sketch for doctorfunkybones

I got... a sweater! Like, actually-a-joke ugly Christmas sweater! Aaand that's it! I *do* want to sound a little ungrateful, sod it. I spent ages on everyone else's gifts this year (and it wasn't cheap) and I'm... y'know? Did we all agree it was going to be a lean year and I didn't get that memo?

This is just to say I have eaten the Tim that was in the Cratchitt house and which you were probably saving for Scrooge Forgive me he was delicious so sweet and so tiny