I'm Jaida Mackalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster good evening and here's what's new~! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXL...

🎶 LET'S ALL GO MEET DOMACKNATOR~

I'm gonna pitch a show to Dropout called 'Jacob Wysocki German Suplexes a CEO Through a Conference Room Table and Whichever Viewer Donates the Most to This Week's Charity Gets to Pick the CEO.' I think this one's got legs, folks.

'xitter' just call it fucking twitter you silly billy, you complete plonk, you utter nancy

Oh shit, it's Plastered O'Clock. Which means: #ama time!

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Well, Gex hanging out with Special Agent Dale Cooper wasn't on my bingo card, and yet.

And-a now, hlaaadies and a-gentlemen, my partner Kryten will attempt to play the intro to 'Blackened'... FORWARDS.

She's heard it before - on account of being some kind of genius - but @doctorwednesday.bsky.social is right: The way to listen to '...And Justice for All' as an album is to crank that bitch to 1.15x speed and bliss out. Except for 'Blackened,' that one... y'know, maybe it's fast enough.

A favourite memory of Japan was the karaoke... palaces. I don't think that's the right word, but they certainly seemed like it to my primitive, barbarian perspective. Discovering Mrs. Fox could belt out all of 'Battery' alongside me was Sure Something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzlO...

Absolutely love how this turned out, lil felted guy. Thank you @zimthandmade.bsky.social !

Related: Once, years ago, when the evening had been sufficiently lubricated, a friend insisted I call his father to wish him a happy birthday. As Tom Baker. Said dad still gushes about having gotten a phone call from Tom Baker and at this point it's far too far gone, we can never come clean.

Fun fact: I can swing a nearly pitch perfect Professor Membrane impression. It's never come in handy, but ONE DAY...

Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by moonlight She is gonna fight that moonlight! She is the one its Mack tonight!!

Daily #1851 - Ground cat

it's kinda neat how i can invent purgatories on the fly like this #coolcartoonsbynicky

*drags The Dreadnoughts out in front of you like a half-mangled mouse and drops Polka's Not Dead on your mat* meeeow. MIAOW. fuckn... MIGHTY HUNTER HERE??? MIAOW? yes, enjoy please, great gift upon thee.

You see me now, a veteran of a Thousand Furry Chores I've been on the internet so long while DMs and Discord roar Half the sickos beg for steppies, and the other half want vore Kinks are all I'm made of Did I hear you say this is community? Don't send [1N] no more, it's time we had a break from it

dangoljerryman wasaoneothemthere race car drivers man drovesodangolfastmantellyouwhut

So some time in the night we passed 1K followers here on Bluesky, and I can't begin to express how much all the support here has meant to this lil guy. #Giantess #Sizesky #Animation Anyway, here's a thing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-b...

A-runnin' through the White House mask on lights out in the Oval Office like "EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!"

Dave Mustaine slowly morphing into Emperor Palpatine wasn't on my Time Traveler's Guide to The Roaring Twenties Two: The Fuck You Period, but I'll take it.

[BOIMLER SHRIEKING OFF-SCREEN]

My gender is questionable, my parental status clearer, but god knows I will go out of my way to appear like a worm in an apple where there's a chance to make a Dad Joke. Dad Jokes are like puns. The more desperate and furious the "Shut the fuck up!" you get out of it, the more telling the hit.

Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic

If I sounded like Richard Horvitz, I'd never stop talking. I'd be calling up people's phones and waiting for the beep to leave messages that were just "Unh? Heuh?! HUWAH?! Neh!" and every local politician would RUE THE DAY they'd heard the name of ZZZZIIIIIIM!

YOU UNDERSTAND MECHANICAL MACKS ARE THE RULER OF EVERYTHING

NOBODY'S COME OUT TO [[Sanction This Buffoonery]] RECENTLY SO I GOTTA M4KE [[Unwise Choices]] ABOUT THIS [[Man Of The People]] MYSELF???!?!?

those damned blue-haired pronouns they have always run this town

YOU FLASHBANG THE MACK?? FLASHBANG THE MACK LIKE OPFOR?????

The Blue Whale rises.

I'm gonna pitch a show to Dropout called 'Jacob Wysocki German Suplexes a CEO Through a Conference Room Table and Whichever Viewer Donates the Most to This Week's Charity Gets to Pick the CEO.' I think this one's got legs, folks.

Checking out my plateau at work

While these aren't the cheapest option - though still quite competitively priced - they're extremely simple and actually look great on a table. Utterly bonkers range of time periods available as well, and saves the 'But I can't paint!' argument entirely. :D wofungames.com

So, if you are of an age where you're worried people will think this is childish, A.) get over it anyway, and, B.) let me introduce you to wargaming, which is SO much more than Warhammer and WWII.

I'm Jaida Mackalaster your ten o'clock newscaster and the shit has just hit the faaaaaannnn

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

I want the kind of old guy hair David Lynch had. How you can simultaneously look like you slept in a hedge but still have that effortless cool? Just remarkable. Swooce.

Emergency stop buttons must be operable by the dumbest, biggest bappers.

Man, I don't wanna hear boo about the 2nd Amendment again after this. Perfect opportunity to demonstrate the value of 'hunt and eat the cabinet' but no.

“All the users who fled to Bluesky are back on Xitter” Show of hands to all the bsky users who never went back to Xitter 🙌🦋

I don't like this ASMR. :(

Tokyo Skytree reimagined as a 634 meter tall candy cane who is too early for Christmas but can be forgiven because it is candy. Also, moon.

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

i want magical wamen