Huh. bluesky-map.theo.io really isn't sure where to put me. I'm in this neutral zone between Furry Artists and Creators, New Zealand Progressive Left, Indie Game Devs and Artists, and (???) UK Theater Professionals. Love to be an outlier!

Smiling Friends is zoomer Seinfeld. You know I'm right.

"i just love FOOOXEEESSS!!!" "yeah mack, i don't think anybody was wondering, you're always pretty up front about it." "oh. oh, is it obnoxious?" "no no, like. no. it's uh, no, it's like... it's just obvious, that's all i'm saying."

This is just flying with Ryanair.

We've asked Lucy very stridently to hold the football in place for real this time.

got to tell some friends about the crusader kings bug where if you got too many greeks in the world your game would crash because every greek in the simulation was constantly calculating and recalculating how much they want to castrate every single person in the whole world

Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD

...so we all going back to Skype? Yahoo Messenger? Restarting ICQ?

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR you: Mean Jigsaw stop

when a girl cat starts meowing loudly i sit my white ass down and listen

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

This would have been so much easier on Cohost, but yeah. Star Trek has been some big swings and big misses, but at least it used to swing. Kurtzman can walk west until his hat floats.

Spell Tome: Poison Toilet

slept three hours and just ate a whole bag of jelly beans without realising they were sugar free AMA

This would have been so much easier on Cohost, but yeah. Star Trek has been some big swings and big misses, but at least it used to swing. Kurtzman can walk west until his hat floats.

So when there's a news story about some VC dink being murdered in California later, we're all agreed we don't know who did it, right? Like... wow, what a mystery, I hope they catch that darned man-or-woman.

Bonus

2026 Edition - You Cannot Ask Leonard Nimoy for Help

Good morning Snowkyo!

eepygrumpy

Wondering quite genuinely how many heart attacks or other I Only Eat Meat-related deaths that halftime show might have caused.

Suuure, get a Ring.

See, I still think there's a little something in performative corporate allyship. Not much, but it's telling when a large corporation looks left, looks right, and makes the brave choice to follow the money... and right-wingers get mad as fuck. Because it's then so simple: You're the minority choice.

I love not watching the Superbowl but having a lot of mutuals who are watching and just seeing their completely context-less posting across the full range of emotions and trying to infer what caused it. It's like a fun little mystery.

Sensnowji™️

3:47am and my brain decides, "That's enough sleep or you'll get more abduction dreams, bucko!" Great, great, great.

Trade for Itymnro

Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana

starving to death every night

All the incredible twelves of dollars spent on those signs.

this is an artless lie, you just ask any cat if they've had their supper

ohhh is the bowl actually today?? Cool, normally there's a big run-up where it feels like there's a whole season to endure first

I think it's really good when there's Animal

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

I know he ate the cheese

Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

chuffing on a fat corn dart

SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work! I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖

prepare matcha お茶をたてて精神をおちつかせますっ☆

I miss this internet.

Two big foxes, want to live in their pocketses. #giantess #sizesky #macro #furryart #Spekkart

evil souza like "stars and stripes for NEVER!!"

HEY Chapter 1 of Induction is now live on AO3, new readers should go take a look! archiveofourown.org/works/79094116 Will be posting weekly 'til it's all there!

Strange New Worlds has precisely one (1) flex it can throw.

BREAKING: Real footage of actual Tokyo trains attempting to function after a few cm of snow. #Snowbansen

deepspacenine.mp4

chuffing on a fat corn dart

gooch mcduck