The Daughter of The God of The Dead Shall One Day Suddenly Remember The Game

and lose it

The Daughter of The God of The Dead Shall One Day Suddenly Remember The Game

no assisted living til thursday means my sleep schedulen't

very funny way to die

Skaven players be like:

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

they cant even sue many, the courts are insanely jammed. its pure bluster. you cant autocracy america without its explicit consent

We should all strive to be like the rocks. Be jagged and stick together

No matter how normalized size stuff is- you gotta still gotta stop and admire the sheer size of giant friend sometimes right?

#pawdruggings #oldies

ravenous rabbit (bunstoppable, do not attempt to impede)

the baby got an important, if painful, lesson in comedy first principles when she crawled directly onto an upturned rake

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

umm im not an evil heretical witch im just the princess. these knights arent brainwashed they just swore vows of loyalty to me. watch your tongue. in fact. knights, hold her down i have something i need to whisper into her ears

We report on a dark morning: we have trouble looking away from the clouds because of how windy it is there. Each minute of moving sky contains a day, with layers of greys flying over our head at different speeds, an Etch A Sketch resetting faster than we can register.

god forbid you help a bear indulge herself!

Sometimes you just have to give in and hit the drive-thru for those late night cravings 🍔🍟🚗 Commission for @hex-but-furrier.bsky.social ! [ #fatfur #furryart ]

Near Death Experience

One of my favorite tweets

the people in charge find "rokos basilisk" -- as best i can tell some sort of internet forum post made by a onanistic goober -- a high-level intellectual concept

www.twitch.tv/woofularunit bsky has covered the preview in jelly but trust me i am streaming repo soon!! :3

Synthetic hivemind who's not used to speaking to individuals so whenever they respond it comes in bits and pieces from whatever units are within earshot

Brellita

Can you stop making the doorways smaller each morning..?

"I want to be a dog when I grow up" is an achievable goal and you don't have to grow up if you don't want to

It's Over! Land From a Jump Kind of Wrong

at the dawn of our species Thog bashed Grugs head in with a rock to hoard all of his berries without facing consequences and now ten people own 90% of the wealth on earth

Thinkin abt how "imported" used to be this signifier of ohh this is special and expensive and better than the homemade version which is why i went to the trouble of getting it from far away. And now p much everythings imported...anyway wearin my imported norwegian shark sockies rn

Oh shit banana juice only Fc5b what a steal

I love when the store tries to lie to non regulars like oh? This is on sale is it. The cat food I've been buying at this exact price for years is now on sale for that price? Amazing. There must be some arcane math at work here

im TRYING to do a crisis playthru but the new stellaris update/dlc means that cuz im aligned with the Eater of Worlds I have an unceasing torrent of fleets that HAVE to be sent sweeping across the galaxy so I may win before that

girl (evil)

Ok bro.... you win 💦 For @makrawa469.bsky.social

zzzz #yoshi

*microsoft voice* passwords and logins can be stolen. let us steal your phone number too

trade w @squeakitties.bsky.social :3

TAURS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE TAURS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD TAUR WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH-

fascinated by the images people choose to show off CRT monitors on ebay

Basically you have the world's richest most powerful people saying "we've invented technology that will eliminate all writers and artists & we're very excited about it." Then you have the press say how excited THEY are about it. Then you have artists/writers saying there's nothing we can do about it

We are obliged as thinking people to think, talk, work, act, and live as though none of tech's fascist dreams will come true because they won't, and that their thoughtkiller machines will fail because they will. I sincerely believe artists' lives are at stake and are being lost when we don't.

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