tive uma brilhante ideia

i start sharing a heartfelt moment with you and all you can hear is Yakuza 0 Melancholic Substory Theme

feeling COYOTE about it

please remember to use photos of norman reedus to pass these tests because they WILL store this and it WILL get stolen

Black Mirror episode where Norman Reedus starts noticing all the low-paid, non-union wage slaves he passes during the day are beginning to look more and more like him...

*Sekiro voice* here is a guy who will join you in this otherwise 1v8 fight. However, he has the constitution of a gentle fall leaf so be quick

Do not ask for whom the vengas bus, they bus for thee

the existence of a heckin chonker implies the possibility of the heckin chonkest and i think we fuckn found him

I reach out&put a paw on ur chest and you Understand.

staying at lothric smoking straight ash. smoking bone shards

I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.

woth a toyste of yor lops om onna royyde

My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.

I think if you have chronic pain in any form, it’s important to not get mad at yourself for being tired. It is genuinely not your fault. You’re always hurting, and it’s constantly stressing your brain out and sapping your energy. You’re doing the best you can, and that is enough. ❤️

Dreaming of a videogame that doesn't exist.

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!" The ever so useful wall chicken:

Hurricane and Typhoon have graduated! They got a bit of last minute churu to help them settle into the carrier

Was asked to post it

I've been in love with this one since I first discovered it.

Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that

Werewolf Ringmaker - "Thank you for your help, the townsfolk shouldn't bother me in my woods anymore. Take this. It has a powerful enchantment. Only wear it in grave danger. It will give you the strength of my kind, but it will be difficult to take off if you abuse it. Use it with wisdom."

There are many creatures, but few are so free of gorm as I

It's been ages since I last drew a female character, so I decided to work on the beautiful Exoworo, a character from @labirhin.art .

"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it" My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever

Goat cleric 🐐

(nodding) so chain saw man. what did chain do then?

This is up there

third season going a direction I did not anticipate

💭gone from "oh this person in my notes has a typing quirk" to being my partner once removed

Then the clouds ripped open over the Miura peninsula and the light poured out onto the sea. And there was no filter, for it was not needed.

this a load bearing video for timbys

🐺🌭

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

"mommy" is not allowed without "step" confirmation

Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio

i wish wolves were real

curse-stricken tarnished and its finger maiden

too real lol

It's time for 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐒

crossposting another one of my classics