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what if they made a pill that's both a tablet and a soft gel embedded together like a laundry pod. I bet you could fit many a vitamin into it. Not to mention the minerals.

insecurities 1/6

Let's play Wikipedia's fun new game.

Ah, finally, Qud Fortress steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

Pilot jumpsuit

Rat Park, from when I was 17.

マツダ ユーノス ロードスター NA ｶﾜｲｸｶｹﾀ‼︎ #車 #アナログ絵

ashleyninelives.bandcamp.com you already know what it is

happy bandcamp friday! there are still a few WolfPack tapes available. after they’re gone, they’re gone baby www.wolfears.bandcamp.com

we need to have a shinigamieyes but for people in the epstein files. if youre in there it just puts a little icon of his face next to your name on every website

started car

i took a hit off a juul exactly once as a teenager and I didn't get hooked I think bc I was too stupid at the time to know that had tobacco in it

the doom instruction manual calling the zombies "former human" has really misprepared me for our modern tf-sodden zeitgeist

this is you @aaron.bsky.team, this is what you looked like when you tried to unscrew the jar instead of the lid on your peanut butter jar and all of the peanut butter poured out of the jark all over your hands and onto the floor.

He tried to warn us....

anyone want a comm? vaeifpx.carrd.co Examples in replies

I don't have needs that's something that other people have. I am a leaf upturned bobbing on an aboveground swimming pool.

deceiver! [Originally posted November 20, 2022]

Did you know? #art

my podcast keeps getting ads for this thing called airtasker and as far as i can tell its basically a gig economy app for having your own personal birthday clown at all times. perhaps the final conclusion of treatlerism

he's so puppydog

Separatives #art

Separatives #art

if any opinionated toilet seat heads want to win me over, i've fallen into the market for a new toilet seat. no further questions please.

watering down hand soap is the most d-tier frugality strat. downright embarrassing for something that you can literally meter out at the pump that is built into every single soap dispenser on earth. which you only make more difficult by making it all thin and runny with tap water.

Implement a video game dialog system. Nothing could ever possibly go wrong when you implement a video game dialog system.

gen alpha can't get enough of the hit midi "holygon" by zan-zan-zawa-veia. the midi guitar is causing mass hysteria zan-zan-zawa-veia.bandcamp.com/track/holygon

My pro career has died a death lately, i cant find paid work anymore, but if you like my artwork and can support me making more in my slow chaotic way heres my patreon, thanks! patreon.com/c/AlexDuneBr...

Sad tonight :(

Schumer sees trump start to back down, and worries he's about to be outdone.

shoveling snow

I have to go out and shovel storm today :(

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everyone likes to talk about hostile game design in terms of Pathologic and cruelty squad but no one ever brings up Mario Party 5, the most actively hateful game ever devised by humans

I wish something would just physically slough off of him live on camera while he's at g20 or something

the night they stopped hating each other

Until next time, Boston #ANE2026

Meet me in the animal zone in 10-15 mins if u want an ass kicking #ANE2026

I have become at ANE!!!!!

ANE tmrw who else

ohhhhhyou will not believe this mystical recipe I have just devised. Its name is "fettuccine afraido", and it's effects upon the psyche are permanent and irreversible

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

come as you are

ah time to get some sleep. sweet dreams, me! 🧠: hey.um what if someone was trying to get into your room and at the same time your body lost all sense of balance + self-coordination and also there was a power outage so none lights work. allow me to make this your Sleep Reality for the night

youre my kaiba