I like long passages describing fictional art works, but I love long passages describing blasphemously pornographic parodies of fictional artworks

hottest night of the year so far and of course it absolutely reeks of woodsmoke outside, AGAIN

I like long passages describing fictional art works, but I love long passages describing blasphemously pornographic parodies of fictional artworks

portrait paintings (digital)

SNIP - watercolor, gouache, gel pen A new piece for the upcoming Salut! 11 at Nucleus Portland opening June 7th 🌸

A little maypole and a big maypole growing from the dead body of a bigger maypole

this is my fucking life now i'm going to cave my own nose in with a lump hammer the real problem with doorbell cameras is that I can't anonymously post letters to all my neighbours telling them to fucking kill themselves

portrait paintings (digital)

Apple blossom gouache

Oh no! I forgot the Sneaky Pete Kleinow pedal steel solo on Frank Zappa’s It Might Just Be a One Shot Deal (1.47-3.18) sorry!

A tune

My fridge is empty! Private commissions are open. Email me for more info: [email protected] or use the contact form on my website. No DMs. Thank you!

A tune

I’m going to wear this song the fuck out

Swear the death nail of this planet will be cunts with their wood burning stoves, can u not, if it’s a hot evening can u just fucking not, I give up even trying to get to sleep tonight it’s so thick it’s like someone’s having a bonfire underneath my window, I’ve shut it now but it’s got into …

I’m going to wear this song the fuck out

the problem with a new Topette album is that it takes months to listen all the way through because you have to stop after every tune to learn it (second one is so fun I can't wait to try it) topette.bandcamp.com/track/bal-li...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Da... the giant bagpipe will save you the giant bagpipe will obliterate your body

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Da... the giant bagpipe will save you the giant bagpipe will obliterate your body

There are some sensory ailments only a gigantic French bagpipe can sooth

There are some sensory ailments only a gigantic French bagpipe can sooth

I have to be able to write the words Apple and Blossom next to each other on the internet without 100 of the most boring people you’ve ever met doing bland word association that they appear to think is some sort of joke, and before you indulge please be aware I’ve already blocked 3 people for it

I’m comfortable being an average artist and an average person with room to move, I’m drowning in peoples unquestioned confidence and self professed genius and I’m exhausted

Ok you’ve forced me to admit it, occasionally a podcast can be art

Apple blossom gouache

Ok you’ve forced me to admit it, occasionally a podcast can be art

nobody seems to like keir starmer so I think we should distill his essence and concentrate it in the body of some sort of synthetic homunculus, that'll make everyone happy

This oak was 100s of years old, last winter the dead wood collapsed during a storm but the remains were in new leaf last week, killed on a whim, untidy, dead and gone, it’s nothing now, you’re nothing

This oak was 100s of years old, last winter the dead wood collapsed during a storm but the remains were in new leaf last week, killed on a whim, untidy, dead and gone, it’s nothing now, you’re nothing

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen on the internet

gouache details

‘It’ll happen this time, this’ll be the one that finally secures my career’ I tell myself as I prep a painting of a giant fucked up dandelion

gouache details

‘It’ll happen this time, this’ll be the one that finally secures my career’ I tell myself as I prep a painting of a giant fucked up dandelion

The flat background is inspired by Japanese woodblocks and is there to highlight the the subject of the painting without bogging it down in the background and is blue because its a realist painting and I don't want it to feel like it's subject is in an artificial environment, because it isn't

Apple Blossom 18x11cm acryla gouache this is available to buy for lots of money or as a print for much less

Apple Blossom 18x11cm acryla gouache this is available to buy for lots of money or as a print for much less

oh new newsletter by the way www.patreon.com/outhwaite

oh new newsletter by the way www.patreon.com/outhwaite

Life is so exciting!!!