Not one of these fancy Instagram painters with an easel and a north facing window

Bumped into God though and she’s looking fine

Bumped into God though and she’s looking fine

Every cherry in the county is out so I walked 8 miles to see these two and they couldn’t even be bothered

This is my impression of Tamsyn Muir “his blue eyes were flecked with brown, like a puddle a small animal had shat in, he was very irritating and pathetic and dumb. Her eyes were the pure undiluted grey of fresh snowfall, she was cool and hot and clever and not afraid of anything”

The dilemma of my life is that I have a constant urge to get in touch with everyone I’ve ever met to apologise for being such a drag, but getting in touch in itself is being a drag inherently, if you’re a drag

I’m so sorry, I’m trying to be a better person but it’s so hard to scrub out the dirty inclusions in my eyes always steering me towards pettiness

I’m so sorry, I’m trying to be a better person but it’s so hard to scrub out the dirty inclusions in my eyes always steering me towards pettiness

This is my impression of Tamsyn Muir “his blue eyes were flecked with brown, like a puddle a small animal had shat in, he was very irritating and pathetic and dumb. Her eyes were the pure undiluted grey of fresh snowfall, she was cool and hot and clever and not afraid of anything”

Not going to be enough, I need bricking up inside a church wall

I don't need to pay an editor to tell me I'm a bad writer, I can already tell myself that for free, but it's ok, the point isn't to be good its just to have a daft laugh an that

Not going to be enough, I need bricking up inside a church wall

How much chocolate would I have to eat in one sitting to fatally poison myself? I have one(1) Easter egg

I know yous love to romanticise adversity and making art in the gaps between life, but sometimes you do need some space just to think and be, and if you don’t nothing gets done, this is why I’m writing cause at least I can do that at 2am in the dark when I’m half asleep

Black Mandrakes

Thank you for baring with me this year whilst I’ve been incapable of getting anything done, in the meantime please enjoy this M John sentence which is among the best written

I know yous love to romanticise adversity and making art in the gaps between life, but sometimes you do need some space just to think and be, and if you don’t nothing gets done, this is why I’m writing cause at least I can do that at 2am in the dark when I’m half asleep

Thank you for baring with me this year whilst I’ve been incapable of getting anything done, in the meantime please enjoy this M John sentence which is among the best written

anything that mentions coding has already lost my interest, I have a negative amount of interest in coding, if I see anything that even reminds me of coding I'm already annoyed

All Instagram art instructors fuck off, your opinions are boring your motivation shallow, see-through, mistakes and ticks and a poor understanding of ‘the fundamentals’ are what makes something live

crazy how when ever there's a right way/wrong way art post on instagram the wrong way always looks better, that or the wrong way looks bad because its trying to be and the right way looks bad because it's smug

Got to rush, need to catch the 825 to my mass alien impregnation appointment at the ancient tomb

Black Mandrakes

I just thought the term ‘Geordie diaspora’ in my stream of consciousness and its really got me laughing

I just thought the term ‘Geordie diaspora’ in my stream of consciousness and its really got me laughing

Most complicated one yet, fingers crossed I don’t get three quarters through only to fuck it

you think this is a joke but I do genuinely think this, it is also a joke though

such a powerful exploration of stream of consciousness, the artistic process, Scottish dialects and the body www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXEw...

My main writing inspiration is the feature length compilation of all Limmy’s vines in sequence

Like I’ve been watching Nigel Farage for 15 years and telling people he’s a fascist for 15 years and now people turn around to me and say “this guys a bit of a fascist” and like what’s even the fucking point of trying to talk to yous about anything

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 28th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

Shout out everyone bravely allowing themself just a tiny bit of ai generation, just one day a year as a treat, so you can tell your boring as fuck April fools joke

fucking love england man www.youtube.com/watch?v=USab...

These guys love to talk about art not being dangerous anymore or pushing boundaries, why don’t you spend 40 hours painting yourself in a wedding dress then putting it up online where anyone could see it, yous know fucking nothing

Man I hope everyone who 10 years ago was all like, oh the left has gone too far with its self censorship and identity politics, feels really fucking stupid about now

fucking love england man www.youtube.com/watch?v=USab...

maybe the goal all along has been to literally cut it so much that it doesn't exist anymore

maybe the goal all along has been to literally cut it so much that it doesn't exist anymore

Also I’m just cutting and cutting untill there’s nothing left, it’s like sub 10000 words now, much more to cut

Also I’m just cutting and cutting untill there’s nothing left, it’s like sub 10000 words now, much more to cut

As I’m working on it I keep thinking, what if people actually like this book, I mean nobody likes paintings but people like books, what if this is a way to finally connect with people for more than 5 seconds, and aye right don’t be daft, you’re not even sure if you like it, it’s barely even a book!

Fucking journalists man, it should be illegal to write an article or a fucking substack about this country if it’s been more than 12 months since you last spent the night in Rugeley Wetherspoons

Fucking journalists man, it should be illegal to write an article or a fucking substack about this country if it’s been more than 12 months since you last spent the night in Rugeley Wetherspoons

when I was about 7 there was a thing on in the village hall during summer holiday where we could go and make a figure out of clay, already terrified by the concept of performance I just couldn't think of what to make, what would be normal, so I made a river, made a river out of clay, fucking daftie

when I was about 7 there was a thing on in the village hall during summer holiday where we could go and make a figure out of clay, already terrified by the concept of performance I just couldn't think of what to make, what would be normal, so I made a river, made a river out of clay, fucking daftie