“Hi, folks. This is your caption speaking. If you look out the window and upward, you may be able to see a photograph just above us…”

The plural of spouse is spice

Please click it more please I beg of you all.

Clicker training. Every time it misbehaves you click the off switch.

Facebook was launched closer to the release of the original Macintosh than to today.

Needs no introduction.

Remember if you pick up an original indy monitor, you'll need the 13/W/3 (pronounced 13 slash three) monitor cable. It won't work without it.

500 days off (external) E.

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

Oh if you insist.

WELL THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

Windows does update. Now opens Game Bar when webcam turns on. Industrial paper cutter uses a webcam to detect registration dots. Game Bar opens on every sheet feed. I swear half of admin work in 2025 is slapping windows' fingers away from the controls. No! Bad OS. BAD! *gets the spray bottle*

The funniest mascot for this would be a wombat.

Oh if you insist.

Proof I am not a smart device.

20 years this year since I got to get a few stabs into The Australian via Media Watch. Delicious times. www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/e...

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

Ahahah. Yes. Y2K bug opinions.

The singular perfect expression of the idea.

damn Piss from Hazbin Hotel is a banger. As a GenX kid who grew up with 80s and 90s Australian rock there is just *something* so familiar in it all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQaw...

BeBox BeHemoth All-in-one.

“Thank you for the offer but I will not be perceiving you further” Oh gods that is a frickin line and a half - from someone elsewhere in reply to another person pushing to know more of their medical history to judge what they are.

Y2K was AI slop.

Flower Power G4 Tower

We have a flying werewolf. Airwolf.

See! See! *everyone* has different priorities of how much gender they’ll see or be fussed about to look closely at - we’re all more than just gendered things. Hurrah thank you Mikey Dickballz :) (Also are you the neff I knew on irc in like 2003?)

It annoys me greatly that you're not supposed to take up to SIX per day.

There’s a thing about being trans and passing that seems to perplex new trans folk and did me, too, way back when. That older folk before me seemed less fussed about passing. It didn’t make sense - like, why bother? And I’ve only been able to put it into words recently. 🧵

A box of co-worker's Spice Melange.

If they’re going to call it sexamphetamine you should be able to take it six times a day

A chibi gran?

sold.

How much is a kibigram?

It's a little known fact that I am a victim of the lysine contingency. I can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless I'm continually supplied with it, I will die.

OH, neighbours talking. paraphrased. “I mean yeah he can sing! And I love his music. But uuuurggh yuck, he’s just such a complete fucking weirdo.”

I will follow anyone for any reason that comes to me on a whim and I think I just followed someone for absolutely glorious hair for the second time ever.

I'm really grateful that I'm trans, if only because it taught me that nearly every aspect of who I am can be changed. People mostly talk about the physical aspects of transition, but I feel like I'm constantly remaking myself—my personality or otherwise—into the type of person I want to be.

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Your body is not a borrowed chassis. customise it.

You know "I Saw the iPhone Glow" was not the kind of sequel I was expecting.

The cracks in my iPhone glow green under UV. Normally oils, including those on skin, absorb UV, which makes hair follicles appear quite dark. Perhaps something else I'm exposed to at work that I push through the surface is glowing green and embeds in the cracks. Another part of skin, ink, soap...

From the Deluxe Paint days, 1987 or so - I was 16.

Bramble the terrier has a fluffy winter coat so she looks even more like a perfect little teddy bear, and feeding her this morning was like being stared at adoringly by a perfect little being

I woke up and it was overcast! Excited to not be baked by direct sunlight as thoroughly today as I have been the last couple of days ⛅️

Waking up to sprinkles of water on my face, not so great that that means there’s a leak above the window, but it was lovely feeling waking to gentle sprinkles whenever the wind gusted water off the fly screen.

What’s a little joy from your last 24 hours. The smaller the better. A thing that was just a bit positive and spesh. I need it atm. For me, today vanillabean curled up next to me just a bit more trustingly close than usual.