My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game.

After all of his humiliations this month, the Kennedy Memorial, Iran, Inflation, the Knicks game, a dud of a fight on the White House lawn etc, Donnie will take it out on NYC. But that’s a bad idea. No disrespect, but if Minnesota Nice beat his stormtroopers, then what’s Brooklyn Rage going to do?

At a Hawaiian BBQ in California where everyone working there is speaking Spanish with Switzerland playing against Qatar on the TV. I can't believe there are people who think this is somehow bad???

Mamdani’s New York is having the kind of run that you normally only see in a montage at the end of a Disney Channel movie

This is gonna be the greatest night in New York City until The Day It Finally Happens

The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️

HISTORY.

I've never been edged as hard as this live stream of removing Trump's name from The Kennedy Centre I've been checking in on all day Please, take the letters off, I see you standing right there next to them on the built scaffolding Please, take them off, and take the T off first I need it so bad

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

Star Trek's lasting appeal is the idea that humanity can and will eventually get its shit together. That technology will free us from poverty and division to explore space. The ultimate "woke" idea. #StarTrek #politics

Scrambled egg on toast.

"There are no atheists in the foxhole!" - I'm sorry but I can assure you there are PLENTY of atheist furries

Watching old footage of Shaq at the free throw line makes me think he would have loved the Stonewall Riots #PrideMonth 🧱

Trump & Hegseth getting hormussy-mogged yet again

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

America can't afford socialised healthcare because it's got socialised wealthcare

Oh no, my creamy spanish lobster soup has split! damned bisque separatists

Oh you're going to talk about The Early Bird? The thing that killed my girlfriend? Nice, real insensitive bud

— You're right. Your dog is called Max, not Wolfie. I got that wrong, and that's on me. I was pretending to be Janelle so I could murder you with a big spike. I can see now that that was wrong.

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (Photo I took of the louvre)

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours

I was about 8 or 9, at a friend's house for the night, and the way they did things so different, I knew something was wrong with my own family, but didn't have the tools or language to express it. It's the same feeling when you're an American and visit a functioning #democracy for the first time.

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours

How is it that I always manage to turn every top drawer into a catch-all/junk drawer?? I'm so organized everywhere, except for my every room junk drawers 😫

I feel like there's a joke to be made about MSG being a ballerroom and not a ballroom but I'm not sure what it is.

this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined

Went to this ground-breaking silent symphony last night, it was utterly brilliant, no notes

Going on to Shark Tank to pitch an all in one CPAP mask/sleep mask/sound cancelling headphones device designed to look like the facehugger from aliens - as nostalgia bait - to appeal to sleep starved Gen Xers and Millennials But not to Kevin O'Leary, NEVER TO KEVIN O’LEARY

See? Mamdani is already reducing gun violence

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

How do I manage to write so many amazing Masters of the Universe jokes? By the power of Grae's skull

Just got out of watching Masters of the Universe. A fun movie but I fear it just won't have the legs to do the numbers it deserves. I also can't help but think I enjoyed the movie more due to nostalgia since I was a He-Man die hard in my youth. I'd recommend watching anyways. It's still good.

I may be a crock of shit but at least I’m a le creuset

gf really hates puns so I told her to collar me and call me her pet peeve

fauxmo: acting like you're afraid of missing out but knowing you're gonna stay at home in bed all cosy the entire time

Super cool that the grandfather I grew up in a house with,who wouldn't even talk about his time in France during WWII because of the horrors, fought for a country whose defense secretary is now IRL Hitlerposting from Normandy on the anniversary of D-Day.

The way AI "artists" have attempted to hide their slop under the cover of the term Digital Art to trick people into thinking they actually made it themselves like real digital artists is pretty on brand for how toxic behaviour from most sloperators is There's a reason they want to disguise it's AI

"A table for two, please." "Do you have reservations?" "No, all the reviews said your food is amazing."

tearing pieces of my flatbread into little triangles then placing them vertically in my paneer butter masala so it looks like I've got garlic naan sharks swimming in my curry that I can pull out & monch on it's some of the best comfort food on a cold night after you've spent a few days sick in bed

"Space them!" is both a terrifying command, and a greeting to non-binary astronauts

first of all, HOW DARE THE ALGO CLOCK ME THIS HARD

statistics are a crock of shit, on average humans have one testicle

Texan staggering into the voting booth in their maga cap, maga shirt, gold Trump sneakers and diaper over their pants, while infested with screwworms, having not slept in days from the noise of the data centre next door, all ready to vote yet republican again.

Cheryl Hines reportedly considering divorce as RFK Jr. refuses to evict girlfriend from his brain

It’s both encouraging and depressing that it’s their own stupidity that’s going to finish them, not any serious oppositional effort.

thankful for the re-release which made this film watchable by modern audiences