heard a child dismiss something as “AI slop” and briefly felt ok about the future

I really dislike that we seem to be going right back to the eating disorder normality of the mid 90s to late 2000s.

I firmly believe that talking normally to strangers on the internet preserves *my* mental health. If I was on here yelling at people every day my brain would be mashed potatoes by now

Are farmers going to be on welfare for all 4 years of this Trump term, or just for 3 years like the first Trump term? We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.

Welp, I didn't have Dame Judi Dench being a gross rapist defender on my bingo card.

Tonight’s extra bonus napkin cartoon…

Never hurts to get your language right to be more inclusive

I wrote this thread in a fury. I neglected to note that trans men also need knowledge about menopause. As do nonbinary people. Back to your regular scheduled annoyance at the patriarchy

Socialism for me, not for thee

If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers* *not all men** **but most of them

Breaking: A powerful 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook northern Japan and prompted a tsunami warning, officials said. See updates:

So crazy to see blizzardy-ness here. It's pretty.

If anyone wants to throw in for a topper, ornaments or craft supplies to make some, my links are below! 🪄🎄🌟☃️

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL

Cynthia Erivo is the first black woman in #GoldenGlobes  history to be nominated twice in Best Actress (Comedy/Musical) category. See the full nominees list: bit.ly/GGNoms25

Ending a retirement announcement with a farewell DJ mix is such a beast mode move

First Amendment.

If they seriously put HP in FN I'm done. Uninstalled forever done. I do not care how many hours or how much money went into it, there's no excuse to mingle with transphobic garbage.

Finally finished The Three-Body Problem, which I (eventually) loved, so I picked up the first chapter of The Dark Forest and - you know, actually, I think I’ll go to sleep instead

Freudian slip from Tom Cotton: "I think President Bush has every power under the Constitution to strike boats in international waters"

Well ... What do y'all think?? 🪄🎄

Some folks defend AI videos, like the anti-ICE videos, by saying the idea is good. The sentiment is why it's worth sharing. The ends justify the means. Makes me think of a story I heard about a guy who jerked off in the gravy at KFC. Customers still got what they wanted in the end, right?

Just finished another sculpture! This one was a biggie! Oddworld is one of my all time favorite game series, and I will always have a special place in my heart for Abe. @oddworldinc.bsky.social

I'm awake and feeling well enough to stream today :3 Will be playing Fort in a little while, hope to see ya's there 😊

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Ann Lowe was the Black genius behind Jackie Kennedy’s iconic wedding gown. Before the fashion world was ready to credit a Black woman’s talent, Lowe was already designing for America’s most powerful families. Brilliant. Bold. Innovative. Undervalued. And nearly erased from history.

I have a plan to make a "tree" happen. It's gonna involve some garland, lights, sparkles & a lotta magical elbow grease. 🌟🎄🌟 I will make this happen! 🪄 Donations welcome to help work the ✨magic✨!! CA: $SkittlesMcRainbow VMo: @SkittlesMcRainbow

Could have had desalination, got infinite surveillance instead.

Go ahead & delete this.

sometimes at night when I’m trying to sleep, I’ll close my human eyes & look through bird eyes birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home

$15. Moved. Shook. Rearranged. Pinched. Scrimped. Withheld. Still short $15. This country is garbage.

@handsoffnyc.bsky.social is training thousands of New Yorkers on how to protect their neighbors from ICE. Today, they are currently running two trainings in Brooklyn and the Bronx, both of which hit capacity because interest was so high. This is the way, y’all—we protect each other, and we know it.

insane to call the literal 14th amendment of the constitution a "longstanding principle"

She voted for hepatitis?

I wonder what it's like to be like "Oh! I need to purchase these items!" & have the funds to do so.

Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.

Lambert: It’s a way troll the left. Mockler: I'm glad he's trolling the left while his peace deals are falling through with Israel and Gaza, while Putin is rolling him every single day…

Mockler: First of all, it's not Hegseth derangement syndrome to say that a former Fox News host shouldn't be leading the most powerful military in the world…

Because it is.

This is gospel. I don't make the rules.

I'm so tired But I guess I'll keep trying

Go suck a fuck. 🙃

There are so many holes in DHS’s story it’s nuts. They say this woman was driving her boyfriend’s car, who they claim is undocumented. ICE pulls her over, see she’s alone, know they are looking for a man, and still handcuff her while she screams “I am a US citizen,”. Why is ICE harassing women?

Ladies, you absolutely do not have to live like this. You shouldn't be spending your days fighting the world to make your way then coming home and have to fight your own partner for understanding. This shit will age you inside and out. There are better partners out there, including yourself.

I always heard Nuns were a tough crowd 😭😭😂😂 The comments 😭😭.. Toni Braxton responded 😂😂😭

Ha. Bullshit.