I won't even talk to humans...

Young Republicans grow up to be old Republicans.

Man I definitely have to wonder if Usha ever sees JD out there defending the Hitler Youth by saying they’re just kids goofing around and thinks hm, this could end kinda bad for me and the kids or if she’s just like slay queen your eyeliner looks great today.

“It would be funny if it wasn’t so f**king serious.” (Via @atrupar.com) #Portland @timdickinson.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...

I can't stress this enough 👇👇👇

A melting ice sculpture of the word “Democracy” was placed in front of the U.S. Capitol.

& still defend it to this day.

The youngest "kid" is 24 years old.

Shaheen: "That's the kind of rhetoric that was used against people who were marching for civil rights, students' rights, women's rights, people who were marching against the war in Vietnam ... it's one of the things that makes this country great and different from Putin's Russia -- peaceful protest"

Trump kills funding previously appropriated by Congress for one of the most important infrastructure projects in the country because it involves NY and NJ, while Republicans ask for Dem votes on future government funding while refusing to talk to Dems about it.

"rally"

She’s right. That’s bonkers and .. why would evolution do that lol.

Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Mike Johnson refusing to swear her in: "The excuses depending on the day keep changing ... the timing is the fact that I am the 218th signer to the discharge petition for the Epstein files"

Mike Johnson: "Many of you have asked all of us, 'How does it end?' We have no idea."

When Axios began reporting on this story, Fetterman texted, "Enjoy your clickbait!" Asked a follow-up question, Fetterman said, "Please do not contact."

Thune: "If I were a woman I'd be talking to my doctor and not taking advice from RFK"

if you’re making a starter pack don’t forget to poison the well with one batshit wildcard

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days. Epstein Shutdown.

♓️ You crave space while still wanting all the love and attention. You can absolutely have both freedom and connection, so go after what you're feeling without worrying about seeming contradictory.

In the mid-1970s, Sweden sold North Korea 1000 Volvos. North Korea has never paid for them, making this "the biggest car theft in human history". The Swedish government continues to send twice-yearly invoices to Pyongyang for £200,000,000.

Trump says lawyers challenging his power to impose tariffs are "aligned with foreign nations" and adds that he plans to go to the Supreme Court to watch the arguments of the tariffs case

"College group chat" & it's balding middle-aged men. White supremacy loves adultifying Black children to justify violence against them while infantilizing grown ass white men as wittle babies, a lil fella who did an oopsie all kids do, like putting syrup on the family dog. Sigh, such silly babies.

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

He told you. If you don't accept having a king you will not get a paycheck to survive. Semantics Schemantics. Out of context my ass. He. said. It. Out. Loud.

Never worship someone so much that you find yourself on the internet one day excusing swastikas.

So if I change my display name… not my handle, but my display name I’ll lose the lil blue check? That makes zero sense.?!! I can see this being a thing if you change your handle. Come on y’all. 🫠

Spanberger on Youngkin-Sears Coverup: “Making a blatant, concerted effort to conceal what should be public information is insulting to Virginia taxpayers, particularly those affected by these devastating cuts.” bluevirginia.us/2025/10/span...

I never thought merkins would make a comeback like this

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

One of the chat group cretins isn't enjoying his 15 minutes

“Banter”

bible "sales"? the clergy doesn't want you to know this but the bibles at the church are free you can take them home. i have 458 bibles

FNAF Toy Bonnie legally tells theories like Matpat

Just a deep, dark cesspool of corruption like we’ve never seen before in US history at every single agency and level of government. Republicans in Congress continue to ignore all of it and if people still care about having a Republic they will vote them out as soon as they can.

Male Friend, watching me sew: That seems inefficient. Me: Oh, what would you change? Friend: I dunno but there's gotta be a better way. Me: ...Okay, well since this is thousands of years of innovations manifest, I want you to ponder what that way is and also unpack why you think you know better.

We Rate Dogs publicly rallies against ICE after ICE shot a family dog while searching for migrants who hadn’t lived at that address in years.

🤣😂🤦‍♂️🤣

There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)

would love to know where vought got the authority to shutdown a government agency established by statute

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Images from @couriernewsroom.bsky.social from Tuesday’s ICE chaos at 105th in Chicago. It looks like some other country at war. But it’s America. /

ICE has arrested a mother of a three-year-old for playing her clarinet outside an ICE facility in Portland, as reported by her husband.

This is so accurate LMAO

I bought some Pillsbury Cinnasticks and they come in the normal tube that the cinnamon rolls come in, and you open it up and they’re cut like the cinnamon rolls are cut, and I guess Pillsbury is just like “you can make these into sticks, we can’t stop you”

🚨NEW🚨 A couple made millions from an anti-choking device that sucked objects out of throats, claiming it was FDA-approved. Turns out the FDA had told them to stop selling it. While a bunch of similar devices were on Amazon up until this week when I flagged them. www.forbes.com/sites/thomas...