For some promo thing, I got Bing on my phone. WTF is this headline?? Wdym "mildly positive"?? What?? You either are, or aren't?? That's like being only mildly pregnant. TF.

Always fun to look back on what Republicans viewed as cult like behavior back then.

OK, this is kind of amazing?

It was very cool to see my dad's "Up On the Iron Range" record on the wall of the Iron Ranger in St Paul with my mom on Mother's Day Here's the song. It's a banger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y7N... I miss him every day, and am blessed to have such a great mom ❤️

At the time of her death, legendary aviator Jacqueline Cochran held more speed, distance & altitude records than any other pilot in history, male or female. An #aviation pioneer, she was the first woman to fly a bomber across the Atlantic & to break the sound barrier. She was born #OTD in 1906.

Don Jr. and Eric launched Trump Moblie in June 2025 and promised a "MADE IN AMERICA" gold-plated Trump phone by August. They started accepting $100 deposits for pre-orders. 11 months later, the Trump phone has not materialized.

It's amazing how quickly tech changes. A task on my Mac Book that would've taken at least 4-5 seconds a few years ago now takes maybe a minute, or sometimes it just doesn't work at all. Thanks for the improvements, guys!

DJT’s latest approval ratings are in the mid-to-high 30s to low 40s, with disapproval around 56-60% (Marist 37/59, RealClearPolling ~40/57, Pew 34/64 in early May 2026). One known entity would possibly describe it as “down by 500%, 600%, 1000%”.

I’m sure it comes as no surprise to anyone that Trump didn’t make a single post about mothers on Mother’s Day while making a series of posts about how great he is.

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

I do not believe in the death penalty for individuals but I do believe in the death penalty for corporations

NEW: A passenger returning to the U.S. from that Dutch cruise ship where the hantavirus outbreak occurred has tested positive for the virus, according to HHS. A second is showing mild symptoms.

There's so many, but the easiest way to figure it out is just... 🎶When I was

Happy Mothers Day to this Oviraptor mama that died protecting her clutch of eggs from a falling sand dune back during the late Cretaceous. It was found in 1994 in Mongolia.

It's impossible Everything is impossible

A musical delight from start to finish, Mixtape sets a new standard for coming-of-age stories in video games and does so with a masterful sense of style. Our full review: https://t.co/dmGPbGAm5X

He just walked in with a bag of new clothes, socks & sandals for himself. He's very confused why I'm upset.

He signs so many executive orders, there's an entire time slot for it. It's been like that for awhile, but... Every time I see it I'm just baffled.

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

I was sitting here and pontificating and I had an epiphany. You know that thing people say about “you can see 100 compliments or good reviews but that 1 negative one is the one that sticks”? Well yeah, because that’s the only one YOU agree with. It’s classic imposter syndrome behaviour.

30 Labour MPs have called for Starmer to step down given the devastating election results. Starmer ensured he will stay, and will deliver a speech tomorrow.

if negative polarization was real everyone on the Supreme Court not named Alito and Thomas should be voting like Thurgood Marshall by now

Today is apparently the day that all the waterfowl babies hatched. Happy Mother's Day to the duck & goose Mama's!!!

Engineer & 🚀Astronaut Dr. Ellen Ochoa was born #OTD in 1958. + 4 space shuttle missions,~1,000 hours in space + 1st Hispanic woman in space, 1993 + 1st Hispanic/2nd female director, NASA Johnson Space Center, 2013 + Chair, Nat'l Science Board, 2020–2022 + Presidential Medal of Freedom #WomenInSTEM

So... Started playing RDR2 for a second time...

Back in my day we drank from the hose! *lifts hose and immediately swallows a centipede* Oh God, it's in me! Am I gonna die?? Is it laying eggs? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE STOP ME?!?

You should see the emails Ben got today from the loony factory. All very "call to arms" "gotta get the Dems". So I imagine something not good is gonna happen.

couldn’t believe i had a notification from a triggered greg bovino

I got a random surprise Mother's Day gift!!! I think I'll rent movies with it 😁

He has yet to make a Mother's Day post 😬

The 321 foreigners, mainly from Vietnam, were arrested at a commercial building near the city's Chinatown section that investigators described as a hub for more than 70 online gambling websites, targeting players outside Indonesia. https://to.pbs.org/4dfsFeW

So he's just saying they stole the election again, but louder this time?

Kevin Hassett’s Fox appearance today was a perfect encapsulation of the Trump economic program: 1. He pledged insanely unrealistic growth numbers that have no basis is reality. 2. He then said if they fail to achieve those numbers it will be the fault of Democratic states.

I am proposing an additional surtax that will be used to buy us each the world’s smallest violin so that we can play it for them

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

Happy Otherside Mother's Day to this lady. Rip, Mama.

I guess I just wanted a treat today. Even a flower. Didn't even get a handmade card. I always get handmade cards 😭

For Mother's Day give your mom wine or cash. Do both if you wanna be the favorite. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Given what they accused him of, imagine if he put up a giant golden statue of himself and approved of people worshipping it.

The crazy thing about the Trump golden idol is that it's not the first Trump golden idol.

🔭 Astronomer Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin made one of the most fundamental discoveries in the history of science: stars are made primarily of hydrogen & helium. Her 1925 PhD thesis is widely regarded as the most brilliant ever written in #astronomy. She was born #OTD in 1900. #WomenInSTEM #AstroSky

Happy Mother’s Day to all moms and mother figures. You are loved and oh so needed. May we also remember those who became our guarding angels up above. Happy Mother’s (and Grandmother’s) Day. 🤍

Ballmaxx until it looks like you have The Rock in a leg lock.

ProPublica identified 79 children across the country who have been harmed by tear gas or pepper spray as immigration officers dramatically stepped up their use during Trump’s immigration crackdown.Tear gas & Pepper spray were designed to inflict intense pain & to incapacitate grown men

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's of all kinds today 💐🫶🏻💚