Related lol: defector.com/boring-dunce...

The worst part of late stage capitalism is how the quality of everything is dogshit. Everything is more difficult to open. I usually restrain myself when opening packages but I lost it on a package of pumpkin seeds today and went hulk mode and now I’ll be finding pumpkin seeds until I die.

The best support I can ask for is for people to join my Patreon, you can choose your own amount and even $1/mo makes a big difference to me! I have a job as a direct care worker but I would rather be on the road in my tiny house and writing. Not while driving

Lookie who #iwtv #tvl #thevampirelestat

Elf time.

Which one do I get?!

Instead of ordering fried chicken I sent a donation to someone and am now eating meal prep. I should be canonized.

Man does no one in tech remember how vehemently hated Clippy was

If they saved money by removing story artists they sacrificed both quality *and* craft.

Is that Peter fucking Stormare

Christ almighty, what is this? Then throw out the director of photography. What good is a DP when you have AI? Throw out the screenwriter. Throw out everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jl...

Men: we don’t like false eyelashes Me: okay I’m gonna fly away now *flutters lashes*

Nicolas Cage in Face/Off (1997)

THE GUEST (Wingard, 2014)

now hold on just a minute

Arguably the best thing about my divorce is I will never have to see another one of these stupid fucking movies.

My period started and I think I want fried chicken.

If I get labeled sexually suggestive before rude I am gonna lose it.

Mods are gonna start banning people for showing ankles soon.

🚨RENT IS DUE TODAY!!!🚨 I just need $2,490 for rent and propane! Any help at all is massively appreciated as it will keep us housed, safe and give us heat back!

Elf time.

I would rather fly to Alaska and wrestle salmon from a grizzly’s frothing maw than pay these prices.

Me: there should be a leftist dating app Friend: used to be Twitter so now it’s blue— Me: do not finish that sentence

Our walk up to THE FURIOUS continues on The Action Desk! And this time around we are showcasing 3 movies by the tiny terror: YAYAN RUHIAN! He is style. He is grace. He’s a human weapon! Check out 3 by Yayan right now right here news.rsclfilms.com/3-movies-bef...

His WAR OF THE WORLDS was terrifying so I’m interested.

This is him btw.

There’s no way Bill Pulte is 38 lol

The last two years of Trump’s regime, particularly ICE, has done more to radicalize the average American than reading theory ever could. I don’t think Republicans are prepared for the shitstorm that’s coming for them - and the Dems who refuse to hold them accountable will be swept away with them.

We cannot negotiate or cede ground to people who do these things. They are monsters.

CEOs are gonna be using their brains this morning proceed with caution.

Truthfully I should’ve foreseen how terrible dating was going to be because of how politically militant I am. I’m refusing to compromise on certain things at this point in my life and I’m unwilling to date anyone who doesn’t align with me.

I think a lot us with chronic illnesses feel this way, tbh.

Cackling.

Reminder that Elon sexually harassed one of his flight attendants - offered her a pony if she gave him a handjob.

This is just code for i don’t like the poors/anyone who isn’t white

Please help Juniper if you can!!

I made a video on why I hate the phrase “elevated horror” and I’m afraid I’ll get a grippy socks vacation if I post it.

Dragged myself to the gym on very little sleep after writing all day pls clap

I’m willing to hear his case considering his DAWN OF THE DEAD remake was straight fire

If I’ve been ignoring you I’m sorry I’m trying to hit deadlines and have been MIA except for Bsky. I love you all though!

Cackling.

An older woman in my condo saw me walking Bean in the torrential downpour (him, full rain coat, boots, me in a hoodie holding an umbrella over him) and she said I was a good dog mom lol

“The strings sound distant, almost subliminal, but your subconscious is now ready for the moment when the theme makes its full entrance and poor Chrissie’s fate is sealed.”

I’m willing to hear his case considering his DAWN OF THE DEAD remake was straight fire

In other news, a large number of security experts were among the thousands laid off by #Meta last month.

Corporations will never take privacy seriously unless their c-suites see massive consequences.

Astounding oversight here.

Do I watch this season of Euphoria