W H A T

I’m sorry who was responsible for the decision to make Lee Pace wear a mask in the running man

I just realized that for most of my career (sw included!) I have been paid to reprimand people.

How do people who do not understand jokes keep finding me

Pulitzer material.

Always show up for jury duty! Sandwich man is free!!!

The way Mann shoots Los Angeles ❤️

My ancestors guillotined their leaders for this type of shit.

I still remember where I was the first time I saw this painting, aptly titled “Anguish”

We’re definitely seeing a push to force women back into unpaid carer roles and I will get the nuke codes before I’m forced to depend on a man for money tbh.

No.

Is the creative team behind the AE jeans ad responsible for the new Sephora ad

Nobody should live in poverty regardless if they work. Poverty is violence full stop.

What if I just go back to bed

The FBI has subpoenaed the domain registrar of archive.today, demanding information about the owner.

SCOOP (free, as it's FOIA-based!): I obtained 1,665 pgs of documents about "Bicken Ben," a growing private school the Zuckerbergs ran illegally out of their Palo Alto compound Neighbors complained the school for years. Then, in 2024, they reached their breaking point: www.wired.com/story/mark-z...

The most unhinged people in the are pushing this for nefarious reasons. If you’re not a diabetic or pre-diabetic you don’t need CGM. If you’re worried about spikes, use food sequencing when eating: eat fibrous veggies, protein, fat and then your carbs. And eat balanced meals!

I had the weirdest dream that I was seeing a movie with @beingbecks.bsky.social and he was complaining the entire time.

Good morning and happy PREDATOR: BADLANDS day for all who observe.

Took Bean out for a walk and it was snowing 🥹

Ratio on this piece of shit is gonna be astronomical

This is what being in a relationship with me is like 🫠

I’ve worked in the tech industry for over twenty years please do not come into one of my threads and well actually me

If OpenAI can’t exist without our money or our talent then it should die.

Every time I think I’m ready to start dating again men give me the ick.

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 🔥🔥🔥🔥

24 hours until PREDATOR: BADLANDS

This pleases me greatly.

“I am no mother, I am no bride, I am king.”

If Mamdani joined in 2023 he’s seen our titties.

Three people have come up to talk about Bean’s coat today not including his groomer🫠

I have more bruises from a few months of Pilates than I got when I was boxing regularly 🥲

New pfp makes me look like the heroine in a dark romance.

Yes.

Cheney’s death has righted the timeline.

NGL it lowkey sucks being an introvert walking an extroverted brindle pug in a puffer jacket.

We’re confronting massive issues as a species so by comparison this may seem like a drop in the bucket, but it jeopardizes our continued efforts to understand where we came from, and that is a monumental loss.

There's some really big caveats to this. A thread.

I’m on holidays for almost two months in a few weeks it should be illegal to give me work.

When the pandemic started I left the office for the final time but not before leaving baby shark playing in every boardroom.

Zebra shark Leopard shark Angel shark Greenland Shark Cookie cutter shark Hammerhead shark Nurse shark Epaulette shark (these guys are so neat!!) Bamboo shark Crocodile shark

I think once you understand that no normal person would treat other human beings like this for a paycheque, it becomes pretty obvious that these fuckers derive enjoyment from hurting others and are a danger to society.

One day I’ll hop on a livestream and talk about Meta and Cambridge Analytica and everyone will understand why I so passionately despise Mark Zuckerberg.

A while ago I activated IG to follow theme park news but the algorithm figured out I hover at dog videos so it started showing me lots of dogs. Then it showed me an AI video of a dog getting hit by a car and I immediately deleted my account.

Meta is deeply evil. I know there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but if you hate AI and value your privacy, ditch their platforms.

Had a very good workout this morning and IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE, FUCKOS

“Your struggle is ours too.” This is the meaning of solidarity.

2026 Primary Woke Wave