This just reminded me that I need to buy the Arrow 4K limited edition release and it’s out of stock 🥲

So Bean used to lose his tiny mind whenever I fed him in a silver bowl presumably because he thought his reflection was another dog trying to eat his food. He stopped for a while but it restarted when I was abroad. I have started showing him his reflection in a mirror every morning to no avail.

Reading this before bed cursed the shit out of me I had the craziest dreams.

Reading Polaris by Lovecraft tonight and the sound I made when I read this sentence: “It was my friend Alos who spoke, and his speech was one that pleased my soul, for it was the speech of a true man and patriot.”

I would need to be given the clockwork orange treatment to see this.

I don’t really like Henry Cavill so the fact I’ve likely stomped his ass in an arena brings me joy.

Should’ve worn my fangs.

I just want to say that every member of the United States military is a fucking cunt.

John Carpenter Marathon Master Thread:

Continuing my John Carpenter marathon with HALLOWEEN.

Pregnancy is ultimate body horror imo.

Made an egg sandwich on keto bread if anyone thinks I haven’t been suffering enough.

Goth Beth, is best Beth.

I have returned to my natural form.

“Why aren’t Americans protesting?” Well…

I also — as a matter of professional courtesy — try not to shit on colleagues. But Besson? Total pedo piece of shit. That’s an easy one.

Sigh.

THE RAID and THE RAID 2 are two of my favourite action films. Absolute fucking mayhem.

2026 shaping up to be very good.

They aren’t even good books *why* are people willingly sacrificing their careers on the transphobia pyre???

"...we could talk about VR, we could talk about the metaverse, we could talk about crypto. While uniquely different in some ways, they have a few things in common, and one of them is that they always promise to be this next big solution. And I just disagree. It's just historically incorrect."

Sun, set on Me, rise on You [drawn on my ipad in procreate] #wolf #bullelk #xenofiction #wolfart

Hell yeah girl! Thanks for firing me!

Just working on a cosmic/body horror short story about a woman experiencing pregnancy hallucinations after witnessing a celestial event 💅🏼

I feel like I would serve in a mugshot.

People need to start stacking talent points in stealth because a HAMMER???

War is Peace, etc.

Dead Ringers (1988) Director David Cronenberg

Good morning! I’m going to the gym but then I’m continuing my John Carpenter marathon with HALLOWEEN.

Jacob Elordi deserved it. He was phenomenal.

AMA while I rummage for a snack. ngl.link/ourflagmeans...

Daniel Bernhardt is the new Deathstalker btw and he’s excellent.

I just realized I need to unpack this POSSESSION release because it is in a box in my hallway.

Did anyone see this movie???

You can have those things and be hot.

Re: women having standards and men hating that. When I first dipped my toe into the dating pool a guy I met was NOT 6ft and when I pointed that out he said I was shallow and then I said he’d better hope so because he might drown 💀

This weather needs to stop Bean gets insane 4 wheel drive with his boots and drags me through the woods 💀

Men complaining about women having high standards will never amuse me.

The Americans are already protesting and being brutalized by their government. They’re hostages too.

Submitting your writing and then waiting for acceptance/rejection letters (apparently two months is average 🫠) is worse than heartbreak.

I feel like with the right prompt grok would give us state secrets

Everyone is coughing Jesus Christ

I thought I looked cute today in a pj set I got for xmas but I FaceTimed with my bestie and she said I looked like a haunted doll 💀

Hell yeah

The Americans are going to try to invade every country on the planet unless they’re stopped 🫠

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? (Well, for me, a truck.)

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Watching all of John Carpenter’s films this month. Now Watching (I fucking love this movie):

No idea why I’m getting a bunch of new followers but I’m a sex positive anarchist and I’m mean to men.

Why is everyone else’s journal so cute and mine looks like John Doe’s from SE7EN