Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
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Half man, half-wit. Dublin, Ireland. I have a book.
https://linktr.ee/richycraven
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The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
almost 2 years ago
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Picturing Sheridan frantically Googling "Offaly" in the back of the car.
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42 minutes ago
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This is true, I aged ten years reading about the Presidential Election nominations this morning.
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about 1 hour ago
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Berrak
about 2 hours ago
brilliant news from Italy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 13 hours ago
I love it when I see a profile where they are like “no DMs, if you DM me that is the same as killing me, no DMs for any reason”
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very tall bart
about 14 hours ago
(Rolling over submissively and showing my soft underbelly) RESIST 😡
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karyn
about 14 hours ago
well I stand by this now more than ever
#traitorsIRL
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Was wondering who Nick and Ben reminded me of
#TraitorsIRL
about 15 hours ago
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That felt like the kind of episode where we all need a special school assembly afterwards.
#TraitorsIRL
about 14 hours ago
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Nick, Ben and Wilkin might as well be standing next to a BBQ, drinking beer here.
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about 14 hours ago
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You'd miss Paudie in that task. He'd accidentally be like "I'm a very honest person. Every time I'm in the Traitors Tower I think about how...I mean."
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about 15 hours ago
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Pumped my fist like Ireland just scored a try when Oyin walked in there.
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Was wondering who Nick and Ben reminded me of
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A good weekend should consist of one day when you do like 25,000 steps and another where you move so little that your Fitbit briefly considers triggering a welfare check.
1 day ago
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Black Aziz Anansi
about 18 hours ago
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
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I am learning to drive at the embarrassing age of 36. My fiancée did not find me causally mentioning "Wow, this will really open up a lot of opportunities to have an affair." as hilarious as I did while we were out on a practice drive earlier.
about 20 hours ago
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Lamhfada
about 17 hours ago
Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop pro-Palestinian rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury.
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Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop pro-Palestinian rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury
Dua Lipa has parted ways with her manager, David Levy, following a row over rappers Kneecap's performance at Glastonbury. Levy had signed a letter calling on festival founder Michael Eavis to ban the ...
https://telegrafi.com/en/Dua-Lipa-fires-manager-after-his-attempt-to-stop-pro-Palestinian-rappers-from-kneecaping-at-Glastonbury/
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Carl Kinsella
9 days ago
at the 2022 an post book awards John Boyne won an award and gave a speech in which he immediately complained about how many years it took for them to give him the award and then he spent 10 minutes reading bad internet reviews of his work. my reaction was captured.
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Best part of being an Uncle is not having to think through the long-term impact of my actions. Taught the 2 year old to bang on the table and chant "Where is the food?" at McDonald's. About to throw him back at his mam and dad like a grenade.
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I am learning to drive at the embarrassing age of 36. My fiancée did not find me causally mentioning "Wow, this will really open up a lot of opportunities to have an affair." as hilarious as I did while we were out on a practice drive earlier.
about 20 hours ago
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Going about your day hungover with the quiet dignity of a supporting character in a movie that's quite clearly mortally wounded but wants to carry on regardless.
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The most unrealistic thing in movies is when characters recognize that a string of numbers are actually coordinates.
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Was discussing my will and, while it's a depressing subject, it did make me realize that since I've no kids, I could lean into the eccentric uncle trope. Like, my nephew can inherit my estate, but only if he stays the night in a haunted house.
about 24 hours ago
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Malcolm Wood
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Just stubbed my toe so hard that it unlocked my genetic memories of the potato famine.
10 months ago
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Massage or physio is not enough. I need to be passed through an old-timey laundry mangle.
10 months ago
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Going about your day hungover with the quiet dignity of a supporting character in a movie that's quite clearly mortally wounded but wants to carry on regardless.
1 day ago
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A good weekend should consist of one day when you do like 25,000 steps and another where you move so little that your Fitbit briefly considers triggering a welfare check.
1 day ago
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Darach Ó Séaghdha
1 day ago
If you're in Dublin @ 2 Sunday, pop into
@chaptersbookstore.bsky.social
where I'll be launching
@sylvialeatham.bsky.social
's most excellent debut novel, "Chaos Theory". Support real bookshops, cultural institutions of the northside, brilliant Irish writing, and love stories! 2pm! Chapters!
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Julia Carrie Wong
2 days ago
this exists it is called thinking
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Best part of being an Uncle is not having to think through the long-term impact of my actions. Taught the 2 year old to bang on the table and chant "Where is the food?" at McDonald's. About to throw him back at his mam and dad like a grenade.
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Lisa Carey
2 days ago
Great Replacement Theory stickers on my local lampposts I THINK NOT.
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Me, describing my dog: She's reactive, emotionally manipulative and may actually be an ageless chaos demon in the body of a border Collie. Them: Wow she sounds- Me: -Like the greatest, most beautiful dog in the world? Yes.
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Never realize how toddler-unfriendly my house is until my 2 year old nephew is coming over and I'm like "Hmmm. Perhaps should tidy up the living room knife pile in the corner there?"
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Loki
2 days ago
Bertie Ahern is the political poster boy for "and can you explain the gap on your resume between 2006 to now?"
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amy brown
2 days ago
friday night hot take: channing tatum tap number should be just as popular as tom holland umbrella dance
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On The Sea: Channing Tatum Taps Away! | Hail, Caesar!
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Wild that he was preparing for two years and nobody thought to come up with a game plan for "What if some people still remember 2007?"
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2 days ago
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨
2 days ago
Another typical morning in town after Culture Night, sean-nós singers left strewn around the footpaths, poets carelessly stuffed under park benches, a lone interpretive dancer being gently blown around the square
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Kev from Mayo
3 days ago
"I had a campaign ready, I had groups throughout the country, we probably had 200 or 300 people dedicated to the campaign. We were ready to go."
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3 days ago
I used Richy’s template to contact my TDs. It’s important this sort of dangerous rhetoric is nipped in the bud.
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I was quite significantly hungover today and my coffee machine broke first-thing this morning so I feel like I deserve a medal or a small parade of some sort for being a functioning adult for most of the day regardless.
3 days ago
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Baz O'Donovan
3 days ago
I wrote one to my TD's as well. We CANNOT allow anti-scientific thinking and anti-intellectualism get a toehold in Ireland. Look at the catastrophic events in the US. We should thank them for putting us on high alert.
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Lamhfada
3 days ago
Done,and I added the suggestion to my TDs that they call on Healy-Rae, that amadán (a term that yes I do use in my letter), to make a donation to AsIAm or other autism charity alongside his apology and withdrawal of his remarks....
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Liselle ᚂᚔᚄᚓᚂᚂᚓ
3 days ago
Between this convenient template and
www.contactyourtd.ie
you could have an email fired off to your TDs quicker than you could boil the kettle for a cuppa. Do it now.
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David O'Sullivan.
3 days ago
I've done this, too. Call out this bullshit whenever you see it.
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera
3 days ago
Between the autism comment yesterday and now this, I’m beginning to suspect that the Healy Rae’s aren’t the impressive statesmen I’d initially thought
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Leen McBeans
23 days ago
No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN
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Alan
3 days ago
Just did this,
contactyourtd.ie
makes it very simple
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Guy Le Jeune
3 days ago
Cheers. I wrote directly to him. Not that he’ll read it.
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Jeremy
3 days ago
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Me: Jesus Christ. Do they think I'm six? Me, after 6 pints: And that's a magnificent piece of skill from Craven there. This to put Ireland through to the final. He shoots, he scores!
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