Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
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Half man, half-wit. Dublin, Ireland. I have a book.
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The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
over 2 years ago
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There are several lads that were Robert Smith when they left the house and are now Heath Ledger's Joker
about 8 hours ago
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Going to see The Cure in 27© heat. This is really going to test the commitment of Dublin's elder goths.
about 10 hours ago
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Going to see The Cure in 27© heat. This is really going to test the commitment of Dublin's elder goths.
about 10 hours ago
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Just ironing a linen shirt so I should be there in 3-6 working days.
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Okay, can somebody tell me I'm not crazy. Does anyone else remember an ad for the Sopranos on TG4 (RTE?) in the late 90s, where there was a weird song that played over the scenes that went "I love you more than I love Tony Soprano. In case you didn't know, that's a hell of a lot-o"?
about 11 hours ago
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Jonn Elledge
about 12 hours ago
WELL SINCE SO MANY OF YOU* ASKED: page 1
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I used to go into the cinema with my Manhatten cheesy popcorn like I was trying to smuggle heroin through customs.
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about 13 hours ago
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John Coulthart
about 16 hours ago
Hello to another day spent guzzling water while surrounded by cooling fans. It's like being Gregor Samsa if he woke up to find himself transformed into a datacentre.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
about 16 hours ago
This week, I attempt to indoctrinate my sport-averse son into the ways of football, by telling him the game's one true dirty little secret: it is the nerdiest thing on planet Earth.
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SĂ©amas OâReilly: I tell my son that the truth about football is itâs PokĂ©mon for humans
I was a wiry, bookish nerd who grew up in open countryside with little else to do than play football
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-style/people/2026/06/26/seamas-oreilly-i-tell-my-son-the-truth-about-football-its-just-pokemon-for-humans/
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Hellrazor Ramon
1 day ago
Ya know, maybe we shouldn't hold up John Landis as the standard for "getting it done" in filmmaking.
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I'm a recent convert to the gym so I have never had to deal with training in the warm weather. Existing sweat-wicking technology is not advanced enough to deal with going on with me. I need a t-shirt made by someone who designs flood plains.
about 1 year ago
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Mollie Goodfellow
1 day ago
Companies and governments: we want to build so many data centres everywhere using up vital space and natural resources so we can make AIs do everything people: do you think we could put air conditioning in our houses so we can live comfortably Companies and governments: >:(
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The Crown was a psi-op to make the Royal Family seem more human and charismatic.
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Having a border Collie in this heat is like being roommates with a marathon runner who insists they'll be fine to run 26km while wearing a full length fur coat.
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Paul Haine
5 months ago
Imagine living in an era where a woman in a fandom could put her home address and phone number in the back of every Discworld novel published and nobody would get weird about it
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rax âlevon honkersâ king
2 days ago
guy on a bike called out to me âyou look so beautiful!â and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike âthatâs a great bike man!â and then âsmoothie looks fire!â to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
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The Onion
2 days ago
Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In
https://theonion.com/beer-delivery-driver-points-trembling-shotgun-as-crowd-of-scottish-soccer-fans-close-in/
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Getting the job and immediately angling to work from home. Truly a PM for the millennial generation
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Sanho Tree
2 days ago
Technically, theyâre Remains now.
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When you clean the house in anticipation for people coming over and then one of them unexpectedly goes to a room that was Not Approved For Visitors.
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Kids don't know how good they have it with ice cream these days. Growing up, we just had HB. It came in bricks like it was heroin and had two flavours - "Raspberry Ripple" and "White"
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I've moved our bedroom fan into the downstairs hall to create a sort of wind tunnel effect and the dogs have imprinted on it as their new owner.
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Mojito Fiend
3 days ago
Iâve a standing ticket to Robyn tonight available for âŹ50 it anyone is interested.
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Getting the job and immediately angling to work from home. Truly a PM for the millennial generation
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Jay Hulme
3 days ago
There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.
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Nation's dads announce plan to keep drinking tea in spite of heatwave.
3 days ago
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When someone else post blurry photos or a video of a gig they were at: Automatic skip. Timeline litter. When I post blurry photos or a video of a gig I was at: Important documentation of musical history.
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When someone else post blurry photos or a video of a gig they were at: Automatic skip. Timeline litter. When I post blurry photos or a video of a gig I was at: Important documentation of musical history.
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huck mason
4 days ago
oh my god
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In order to unlock the summer bedroom fan and duvet, you must first venture into the attic. Sure, it's 100°C up there but as long as you carefully put away the fan last year and didn't - to pick a ridiculous example - just fuck all the Christmas stuff on top of it, then it should be fine.
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With temperatures set to skyrocket this weekend, Met Eireann have issued a red warning for front facing camera skits about Irish mammies, sun cream and hot weather salads.
12 months ago
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đ”đž Dean TÄne đ”đž
4 days ago
FUCK
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Oh my God it's happening
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The weather out there makes me want to carry 12 litres of water from a Carrefour back to my house.
12 months ago
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Jane Coaston
4 days ago
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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The Onion
4 days ago
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid âNot Being Very Good Prime Ministerâ Scandal
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Joel Morris
4 days ago
Oh this is very good indeed. Exactly how to do the trailer. Lean hard into the A24 vibe. Oh yes. BRILLIANT WORK, YOU CLEVER PHANTOMS!
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Ghosts: The Possession of Button House - Official Trailer
YouTube video by LionsgateFilmsUK
https://youtu.be/enE6YJoy-n0?is=ThmytIhhhRAE-5IK
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Oh my God it's happening
4 days ago
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Hannah Elias
5 days ago
In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.
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5 days ago
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Patrick Freyne
5 days ago
I already can't remember what Keir Starmer looks like.
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Ed Miliband has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Bunking off work on a Monday morning is the only relatable thing he ever did.
5 days ago
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The planets aligned and my normally workshy arse was struck with the powerful urge to paint the front of my house and powerwash my driveway.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
5 days ago
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
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Celebrating Father's Day by commenting "Who?" under articles about huge celebrities
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Watching The Godfather Part 2 and I feel like we don't talk enough about how Don Fanucci enters this scene like an Italian Nosferatu (Sound on)
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