There are several lads that were Robert Smith when they left the house and are now Heath Ledger's Joker

Going to see The Cure in 27© heat. This is really going to test the commitment of Dublin's elder goths.

Going to see The Cure in 27© heat. This is really going to test the commitment of Dublin's elder goths.

Just ironing a linen shirt so I should be there in 3-6 working days.

Okay, can somebody tell me I'm not crazy. Does anyone else remember an ad for the Sopranos on TG4 (RTE?) in the late 90s, where there was a weird song that played over the scenes that went "I love you more than I love Tony Soprano. In case you didn't know, that's a hell of a lot-o"?

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I used to go into the cinema with my Manhatten cheesy popcorn like I was trying to smuggle heroin through customs.

Hello to another day spent guzzling water while surrounded by cooling fans. It's like being Gregor Samsa if he woke up to find himself transformed into a datacentre.

This week, I attempt to indoctrinate my sport-averse son into the ways of football, by telling him the game's one true dirty little secret: it is the nerdiest thing on planet Earth. www.irishtimes.com/life-style/p...

Ya know, maybe we shouldn't hold up John Landis as the standard for "getting it done" in filmmaking.

I'm a recent convert to the gym so I have never had to deal with training in the warm weather. Existing sweat-wicking technology is not advanced enough to deal with going on with me. I need a t-shirt made by someone who designs flood plains.

Companies and governments: we want to build so many data centres everywhere using up vital space and natural resources so we can make AIs do everything people: do you think we could put air conditioning in our houses so we can live comfortably Companies and governments: >:(

The Crown was a psi-op to make the Royal Family seem more human and charismatic.

Having a border Collie in this heat is like being roommates with a marathon runner who insists they'll be fine to run 26km while wearing a full length fur coat.

Imagine living in an era where a woman in a fandom could put her home address and phone number in the back of every Discworld novel published and nobody would get weird about it

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In https://theonion.com/beer-delivery-driver-points-trembling-shotgun-as-crowd-of-scottish-soccer-fans-close-in/

Getting the job and immediately angling to work from home. Truly a PM for the millennial generation

Technically, they’re Remains now.

When you clean the house in anticipation for people coming over and then one of them unexpectedly goes to a room that was Not Approved For Visitors.

Kids don't know how good they have it with ice cream these days. Growing up, we just had HB. It came in bricks like it was heroin and had two flavours - "Raspberry Ripple" and "White"

I've moved our bedroom fan into the downstairs hall to create a sort of wind tunnel effect and the dogs have imprinted on it as their new owner.

I’ve a standing ticket to Robyn tonight available for €50 it anyone is interested. #speirgotm

Getting the job and immediately angling to work from home. Truly a PM for the millennial generation

There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.

Nation's dads announce plan to keep drinking tea in spite of heatwave.

When someone else post blurry photos or a video of a gig they were at: Automatic skip. Timeline litter. When I post blurry photos or a video of a gig I was at: Important documentation of musical history.

When someone else post blurry photos or a video of a gig they were at: Automatic skip. Timeline litter. When I post blurry photos or a video of a gig I was at: Important documentation of musical history.

oh my god

In order to unlock the summer bedroom fan and duvet, you must first venture into the attic. Sure, it's 100°C up there but as long as you carefully put away the fan last year and didn't - to pick a ridiculous example - just fuck all the Christmas stuff on top of it, then it should be fine.

With temperatures set to skyrocket this weekend, Met Eireann have issued a red warning for front facing camera skits about Irish mammies, sun cream and hot weather salads.

FUCK

Oh my God it's happening

The weather out there makes me want to carry 12 litres of water from a Carrefour back to my house.

Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

Oh this is very good indeed. Exactly how to do the trailer. Lean hard into the A24 vibe. Oh yes. BRILLIANT WORK, YOU CLEVER PHANTOMS! youtu.be/enE6YJoy-n0?...

Oh my God it's happening

In the end, there were just a lot more human rights abuses than I was expecting from the human rights lawyer.

I already can't remember what Keir Starmer looks like.

Ed Miliband has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Bunking off work on a Monday morning is the only relatable thing he ever did.

The planets aligned and my normally workshy arse was struck with the powerful urge to paint the front of my house and powerwash my driveway.

woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go

Celebrating Father's Day by commenting "Who?" under articles about huge celebrities

Watching The Godfather Part 2 and I feel like we don't talk enough about how Don Fanucci enters this scene like an Italian Nosferatu (Sound on)