Joe/Nick, lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, 100,000+ #CelebrityTraitors

Is Joe Marler dressed as Steve McQueen in Escape to the Victory. #CelebrityTraitors

I, for one, believe him.

There's a new Predator movie out so it's as good a time as any to say that, if I was given the opportunity to add an addition to any franchise, I'd have the Predator land in Glasgow in the 80s during an Old Firm fixture.

Partner recently realized that she wasn't getting enough fibre and changed her diet accordingly. Fun fact, it turns out I wasn't getting enough fibre. I feel incredible. I could fight God.

There's a new Predator movie out so it's as good a time as any to say that, if I was given the opportunity to add an addition to any franchise, I'd have the Predator land in Glasgow in the 80s during an Old Firm fixture.

Two men in their 20s have been arrested in connection with the investigation into a fire at a building housing International Protection applicants in Co Louth on Halloween night.

I'm going to try to speak this into existence because I saw a clip from The Harder They Fall this morning. I like a gritty, realistic western as much as the next guy but I yearn, *crave* a new big spectacle western like The Quick and the Dead.

90% of the anti-Mamdani remarks today think this is a documentary:

All of you are saying this is tacky but have you considered the fact that he needs this because he keeps getting lost?

All of you are saying this is tacky but have you considered the fact that he needs this because he keeps getting lost?

Can't wait for Dems to take all the wrong lessons from the Mamdani win. Somewhere Nancy Pelosi is being horrifically mauled because she approached a bodega cat with sin in her heart.

The main lesson to be taken from Mamdani's victory is that politics needs more aloof spouses. Perhaps wandering from room to room, their expressions completely opaque.

A great day for the golden rule of political analysis: when the right wins it is a resounding ideological victory that humiliates the left and when the left wins it is a precarious fluke that will surely end up humiliating the left. Conservatives are power’s landlords and the left merely tenants

#LimerickCity #SpeirGorm

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

how about no

2026 Primary Woke Wave

City of Sickos

muslim person: hello, I am a muslim person debra messing:

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?

Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Writing a book at the same time as I'm planning a wedding and also doing my day job was a great idea. I'm definitely not in danger of sending my groom speech out for copy edits, submitting my novel's first draft to my line manager and reading my End of Year review at the pre-dinner speeches.

No, Rio. You have a nice little sleep there. I bet you had a rough Monday.

Does anyone know a way to get rid of water that's gotten stuck in your ear? I got caught in a rainstorm on Friday and I can feel it every time I move my jaw.

I know I'm too online because sometimes my fiancée sends me funny videos and all I can focus on is that the husband has a Thin Blue Line or some other fash-coded t-shirt on.

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

Writing a book at the same time as I'm planning a wedding and also doing my day job was a great idea. I'm definitely not in danger of sending my groom speech out for copy edits, submitting my novel's first draft to my line manager and reading my End of Year review at the pre-dinner speeches.

Their Facebook page says that the Taoiseach’s officials promised them a mediation meeting on Monday. It has now been postponed to Wednesday. They have now been on hunger strike for over 40 days. This is an appalling way to treat people.

There is a fifth. 5. Football tournaments we were knocked out of decades ago.

Happy to say that I've reached an age where I can go on Instagram and not feel inadequate in the face of gym bro and athlete videos. However, now I go on Instagram and feel inadequate when I watch videos of people who can do DIY projects and home maintenance effectively.

the only time I get vaguely catholic about anything is when watching an exorcism film, like lads ye obviously need a proper priest, what’s a fuckin presbyterian going to do about it

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Simon Harris is a coward and a bully who would rather scapegoat innocent communities of vulnerable people rather than face up to the failures of either his government or himself as a leader, a Cabinet minister and a human being. Couldn't think less of him and have no problem saying it.

If a PBP TD said that there were too many foxhunters in Ireland and then there was a arson attack on a hunting lodge that night, you can be damn sure that Simon Harris could join the dots. He really should resign.

Any time one of the far right ghouls sticks their head above the parapet in the next few weeks, they should be asked whether they condemn the attempted murder of children by arson.

Deep within his cave, asleep atop a pile of money, tinsel and Lynx Africa sets, Noddy Holder stirs. "Soon," he thinks.

hit da bricks

RICHARDS! I BID THEE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN! FOR IT WILL BE…YOUR LAST!

So it wasn't fireworks. It was a calculated and deliberate attempt at the mass murder of men, women and children. www.thetimes.com/article/0887...

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

Not sure what Beirne could have done there short of dematerialising into confetti

World Rugby: You get that TV coverage for Ireland and New Zealand? Producer: Sure did. Real zoomed in and in weirdly bright contrast. Just like you asked. World Rugby: What #IrevNZ

Any time we play New Zealand I need to put my FitBit in a lead lined box. #IrevNZ

I got my COVID and Fly jabs yesterday and the side effects are knocking me out. I swear my bones feel sharper than normal.

Deep within his cave, asleep atop a pile of money, tinsel and Lynx Africa sets, Noddy Holder stirs. "Soon," he thinks.