Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
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Half man, half-wit. Dublin, Ireland. I have a book.
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The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
about 2 years ago
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It's mulling season. I'm only drinking Mulled liquids. Mulled wine, mulled cider. I'll mull a Lilt. I don't care.
about 1 year ago
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Nigel Auchterlounie
about 1 hour ago
Many are against solar fields because of the look. There's no natural beauty. Our countryside only looks the way it does because of farming. It's already unnatural. Before that, it was largely woodland. Let's have solar farms, but put some trees around. Then they'd look like woods.
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Sam Missingham
1 day ago
Theyâre really pushing this narrative about the new CEO. If you want to believe women at HC have suddenly done the right thing, sure. But - Walliamsâ editor/publisher was a woman, new head of kids dept & head of Corp Comms both women and new CEO all knew about this for 10+ years and did nothing.
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about 3 hours ago
6 years post Parky, two years post MI. I've worked aÄșl year, Radio 4 series, full Edinburgh run, maintained my quiz levels and recorded some of the fastest Chases of my career. We're all gonna die of something. Taking your meds gives you more chance of enjoying the ride.
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albrr (itâs cold outside)
1 day ago
well well well if it isnât the blowjob brothers
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Merry ChristmattTS
1 day ago
We've done some boxing by mistake
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*Nods* My granny said a quick prayer to St. bobbolas every time someone sneezed. Or if she had a fiver on the 3pm race out of Cairo.
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about 20 hours ago
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Sean Northridge
about 23 hours ago
Art.
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From the shadows, I watch a mother visit Santa with her precocious young daughter. Their love is so pure. But there is a corporate lawyer from the big city that doesn't believe in the spirit of the Holidays. She will come to close the Christmas tree farm next year. The gun feels heavy in my hand.
19 days ago
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I have a confession, I wander the picturesque small towns of America, killing young married women. You may think me monstrous but it must be done so there is a bountiful harvest of sexy widowers for busy corporate women to fall in love with in Hallmark movies next year. I am a cruel necessity.
19 days ago
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David Walliams is such a prick that he will be visited by the Ghostwriter of Christmas Past, Ghostwriter of Christmas Present and the Ghostwriter of Christmas Yet To Come
2 days ago
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d.ly
1 day ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing youâd be
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Saoirse NĂ ChiaragĂĄin
1 day ago
I believe in Newgrange supremacy. 5 millennia, zero bullshit. Older than Stonehenge and has a roof, get fucked. Solstice icon, no choice but to stan, etc. etc. etc.
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Samit Sarkar
1 day ago
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Radical Graffiti
2 days ago
Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland
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Linnea Sterte
1 day ago
re todays main topic of discussion: you can focus on the ugly things in the world (jake paul's face as his jaw shatters) or the beautiful things (fascinating back musculature of the guy punching him)
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silas denver đž
11 months ago
may every trans child grow into a trans adult
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good hyuck, babe!
1 day ago
this is kind of like how Henry Kissinger dated a bunch of actresses and models in the 70s
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We talk a lot about the magic of Christmas when you're a child and the magic of Christmas as a parent but I think there aren't enough movies and songs about the magic of Christmas when you're 26 and actively sweating Guinness while opening presents because you spent the 24th in the pub.
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I love "no cheeses for us meeces" as much as the next person but I think the hardest line in the Scrooge song is "It paints you with indifference like a lady paints with rouge" from this hero.
12 days ago
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Senator Ron Wyden
2 days ago
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
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Jerry Chen
2 days ago
any time now
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I'm not well so I'm watching Fleetwood Mac performances and, if it's been a while since you watched the Silver Springs video where Stevie Nicks flays Lindsey Buckingham alive with just her voice and her eyes while Mick Fleetwood is having the *time of his life*, you should watch it again.
11 months ago
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Philip Purser-Hallard
2 days ago
Ouch. Difficult to say "Our previous CEO was protecting a sexual predator" more explicitly than this.
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Mike Ginn
3 days ago
I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night
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"Christmas is best when there are young children in the house." False. Christmas is best when everyone in the family is old enough to drink and you get to learn which of your cherished childhood presents almost ended your parents' marriage.
about 1 year ago
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Mollie Goodfellow
2 days ago
My plans for Christmas? I want to push my body to the very brink of Gout and then at the last minute pull myself back
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Jim Pickard
2 days ago
this photo of our fun festive FT podcast Xmas quiz makes me laugh every time I see it
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
18 days ago
Like MAGA, transphobes have gotten everything they wanted in 2025. And, like MAGA, they've never been more vitriolic toward the institutions they've captured, more disgusted by their wounded victims, more ready to plough forth into realms of cruelty that even they would have balked at a year ago.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
18 days ago
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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David Walliams is such a prick that he will be visited by the Ghostwriter of Christmas Past, Ghostwriter of Christmas Present and the Ghostwriter of Christmas Yet To Come
2 days ago
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Roy Keane's reaction to the idea of Prince William guesting on Stick to Football is peak Keane.
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2 days ago
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I'm enjoying that Heated Rivalry show although slightly anxious about the effect it's having on some of the women in my life. Glanced at my phone at one point during the most recent episode and my wife slapped it out of my hand like I was an 8 year old trying to play Nintendo Switch at a funeral.
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One of the wonderful things about the original thread was other people telling me stories about their dads at Christmas. The next best thing was the literal thousands of comments about how good the Creative Zen was. Creative briefly trended in 2020 which must have been very confusing for them
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SiobhĂĄn M
2 days ago
I am sure if we put the best engineering minds together we can solve this. We shall call it the "Manhattan project "
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Nice argument, unfortunately for you, I've already depicted you as the mewling, impotently terrified Jake Paul and myself as the sexy, powerful Anthony Joshua.
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2 days ago
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Orla McDermott
2 days ago
It is time for us all to sit down with a winter milk coffee and read the greatest Christmas story that was ever told about ChristmasâŠ
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Glennyrodge
3 days ago
âThis aged wellâ
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The Guardian
3 days ago
David Walliams dropped by publisher over alleged inappropriate behaviour
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David Walliams dropped by publisher over alleged inappropriate behaviour
HarperCollins has âdecided not to publish any new titlesâ by Walliams after the successful childrenâs author was reportedly accused of harassing junior female staff David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher after an investigation into allegations of inappropriate behaviour towards young women, the Telegraph has reported. Walliams, one of Britainâs most successful childrenâs authors, was reportedly the subject of complaints that he had âharassedâ junior female staff at HarperCollins UK, prompting the publisher to decide it would no longer release new titles by the author. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/dec/19/david-walliams-dropped-by-publisher-over-alleged-inappropriate-behaviour?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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Jack Bernhardt
3 days ago
love starting a carol with "god rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay", it's the equivalent of starting a phone call with "okay so it's all fine, DON'T freak out"
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
3 days ago
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day. "Where there any other contenders?" "Um, no?" "A hollow victory, then".
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3 days ago
New Christmassy
@privateeyenews.bsky.social
out. Here is another toon of mine from previous issue. probably the most nichest cartoon I have ever done...
#Kafka
#cartoon
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One of my favorite things is hearing about when famous people work with The Muppets/Sesame Street and how they go from talking to the puppeteer/voice actor between takes to just full on talking directly to Ms. Piggy or Cookie Monster even when the camera isn't rolling.
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Brendel
4 days ago
PEOPLE WHO MAKE SIMPSONS MEMES DO THEM BESPOKE AND HAND-CRAFTED AND ITS ONE OF THE INTERNETâS PROUDEST TRADITIONS
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toonholechris
3 days ago
Wield this power over cashiers very carefully
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Joe Griffin
3 days ago
"Weirdo makes robot who ends up hating him" is one of my favourite sci fi tropes.
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Lupita Nihongo
3 days ago
Donât never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam yâall have no idea how chaotically horny yâallâs parents were at 9pm on Mondays
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Jason, ex Inferis
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RL Stine Action
4 days ago
magical things are happening in cross cultural exchanges
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