HERE WE GO! Fabrizio Romano to Saudi Arabia Mouthpieces, deal agreed for undisclosed fee. Subject to medical (on innocent civilians)

A girl has just got on my train holding what appears to be a cooked lasagne. It smells really good and now I want some.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Good to hear Jack getting annoyed again while watching United play. Nature is healing.

Very exciting things are happening in our house today. We've purchased a clothes steamer.

Thinking of the 148 schoolgirls slaughtered by military members.

The tabloid press asking how we, as a society, have reached a point where a brief stoppage in play so Muslim footballers can break their Ramadan fast is a cause for booing

Absolutely bang on by @jonathanliew.bsky.social The Mail calls out racism on its back page, while promoting unsubstantiated, outright racism on its front page. 🎯

Understand Maria Steen is mulling a run at becoming the next Ayatollah

If you lost your giant turnip? I found it on Smithfield square

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

I had relatives flying home from Australia this morning coming through Doha. Thankfully they had left before the attack started but they let us know through the family WhatsApp and my dad just replied 👍.

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

The best time to get the US Military out of Shannon Airport was 20 fucking years ago. The next best time is now.

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

Ok but what does this all mean for FIFAs Peace Prize

Having one of those days where if one more person emails me I will have to reach through their fibre connection and throttle them.

*guy gets arrested for a few hours and is returned to his palace* Mob justice is going too far!!

much as we love seeing brits face consequences, it would also be nice to see yanks face consequences

The BAFTAs incident has done nobody any good. Lindo and Jordan were put in an awful position. Broadcasting the slur — whether down to BAFTA or the BBC — has opened Davidson, a brave man, up to endless moronic commentary from people who make no effort to understand TS.

one extremely clear thing about the BAFTA situation is that the BBC editing out 'free Palestine' and not the n-word is exactly the kind of clown-shoed institutional racism that makes people dislike the BBC

this came to me in a dream

I don’t understand how these deaths aren’t being met with changes to how roads are policed. I just don’t get it

I hate this man with the force of a thousand suns.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Commentator: taken by horn Me: we’ve all been taken by the horn at some point #WALvSCO

Captain Ahab:

Scotland are scotlanding.

Jack made this and I’m creased.

Me taking out myself for this take. #ENGvIRE

Marcus Smiths face as he realises he’s about to be tackled by a very large Stu McCloskey needs to be hung in the National Gallery. #ENGvIRE

Stuart McCloskey gets a statue, a bridge and a petrol station for that tackle.

Hahahahahhaahahahahha this is fucking GREAT. #ENGvIRE

Saving this for current and future use.

My mother in law just informed me I have a great cackle. #ENGvIRE

The way England are playing, Ireland could come away with a win, a bonus point and the six counties back. #EngvIta

Me: It's important not to over-hype players too quickly. It's bad for their development. Also me: We should start building the statue of Robert Baloucoune now so it's ready for when he wins us a world cup. #IrevIta

The arrest of Prince Andrew has really rattled England.

Me right now having not backed Ireland at all before this game. #ENGvIRE

“England look rattled” HOOK IT TO MY VEINS #ENGvIRE

HELL YEAH

Ford kicking like absolute shite. #ENGvIRE

I am not optimistic about this game. #EngvIre