The amount of events and festivals around the country using genAI for their promotional images is slightly maddening. All about supporting local, except their local artists.

Saw a Variety headline of this story with the “tough old son-of-a-bitch” line and kind chuckled like “ah, poor Bruce, hope he pulls through okay” and now reading it in context I’m fully ready to burn down the world like “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO INTERNATIONAL TREASURE BRUCE CAMPBELL FUCK EVERYTHING”

Man, you really just have to marvel at how truly absent human empathy these people are

The absolute indignity of igniting a global conflict and then petulantly screaming “NO TAGBACKS WE’RE IN DEN SO YOU CANT FIRE ANY MISSILES AT US”

Hell yeah brother, soup me up and add me to The Bone Temple

BREAKING: The Irish government condemns in the strongest possible terms the people asking them difficult questions which could end up forcing them to take a position on current global events

There’s a FB group dedicated to the local manor house, except it was destroyed long ago and the page owner has run out of historical images and is now posting shit AI ones. They’re incredibly generic and yet the boomers are lapping it the fuck up, how did these people ever progress past peek-a-boo

For anyone who saw me introduce the Silent Shorts Gala at DIFF today, please know that I do not condone the actions of Laurel and Hardy* but very much do endorse those of Buster Keaton** *joining the United States Navy **unintentionally humiliating your local police department

Yano what’s funny in the difference between sex work and the military - two gendered jobs that were traditionally done by working class people without many other options - is that one carries a massive amount of shame and stigma and it isn’t the one that involves murdering and oppressing people

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this: I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

Just witnessed the Dublin ma version of this legendary tweet including the line “he’s gonna take your PS5 away”

Sometimes your mind just wanders to the death of Mussolini

Being told by my sources that the rents on a 2mx2m doomsday bunker are now €3000 a month Simon Harris reported as saying that we need to be realistic and not to penalise honest, hardworking, doomsday bunker landlords

Tapping the fucking sign again

It has now happened to me multiple times in the past 2 years where a very difficult week in my personal life has just begun to rectify itself and then suddenly the balance of human survival is thrown into question by some of the worst people to ever live

Starting off a Best Picture rewatch with Frankenstein. I like this movie more than most seem to and think Elordi is great but at times I think he’s a little too sexy with it and it’s distracting. Think it was an error by del Toro not to give him the traditional Frankenstein forehead

Ah here, they’re called the Regional Independent Group

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So the Brits are calling things sectarian now is it

Fuck me, did the pirates get him again?

It’s a beautiful day to remember to boycott SCREAM 7, whose studio fired the franchise‘s lead actress for speaking out against genocide well before it was “acceptable”

@NATO

On a scale of 1-10, how essential is watching Michael Fry videos to your mental health, with 1 being “not at all important” and 10 being “if I don’t think about the Irish Mammy reading Catherine her children’s heartfelt card or Gay Donegal Granddad SpongeBob at least once a day I cannot function”?

We all need to do something about this

This was basically my all boys secondary school’s motto

*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

Been informed by my wife that neither “my razor-sharp critique of our feckless political leaders” nor “my effervescent country-boy-in-the-big-city charm” will serve as birthday presents. So I dunno maybe a nice blanket or something

Kinda feel like if this BAFTA discourse continues a few more days we’re into articles decreeing either “people with antisocial neurological conditions shouldn’t go outside” or “Black people shouldn’t be upset when racial slurs are used in certain contexts” territory, both of which are very very bad

Back to sleep, lad

A solution to the Belfast KPop saga presents itself

The fact that they felt they didn’t need to broach the subject says they didn’t see it as anything worth acknowledging. That had a devastating effect on Delroy and MBJ and every Black person inside and outside the room. And quite frankly, left a disabilities advocate handing out to dry.

Having a bit of a heartsick-y day, today’s the first birthday of my life where I haven’t heard from him. Went for dinner with the folks on Friday night and I could just feel him not there. Hard to accept the time we won’t have together today

Instead of being in a state of agitation why aren’t you the governor of the state you were born and raised in???

*Martin Luther, John Calvin and the boys pulling up to me in an open-top jeep* “Get in, loser. We’re going Catholic-shaming.”

Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows from Shrek 2

A hellish bus ride has disabused me of the notion that Young Culchie Professionals (YCPs) have abandoned Dublin. They have not, and they’re having loud conversations on the 14 about which women in their office are “a quare catch like, personality for days”

Just woke from a feverish nap and I want to share with you all the funny name that was the only tangible thing to come out of it: “Happy McClappleby”

My brother thinks that this is the greatest 30 seconds of comedy of all time and yano what

When you’re a culchie in the streets and a crooner in the sheets

Has anyone got a really really REALLY high horse that we can get to shit on this fucker’s head?

Sadly, our young people would rather have a hit at DIFF than hit the diff

“Gazans” - denying the existence of a united Palestinian people “Young dynamic population” - underpaid labour “Business system” - owned by corporations “Education system for tolerance” - Israeli-run “Agreements no one intends to keep” - Won’t need to be broken as it will serve power only

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My “The Board of Peace is Not A Colonialist Embezzlement Scheme” shirt is inviting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Every day, 50yo American liberals rove this site demanding that everyone be exactly as mad as they are and I’m sorry but if your tactic is accosting people on unrelated posts about “that freakin’ Cheeto in the White House” you may struggle to gather soldiers for your finger-wagging revolution

The cops should know that this is one guy you can’t really “sweat it outta him”, as he’ll be the first to tell you

Bringing this one back

Straight toss-up between The Lion King (2019) and Joker

Nothing like being presented with yassified pictures of rundown shitholes you can’t afford