Lost power for hours yesterday and today I have no water. I hate the weather

RIP to my electricity and welcome back to my nemeses (house alarms)

Could definitely have lived my whole life without listening to a song about Travis Kelce’s penis

I’m glad Taylor is out of her sad gal phase but it’s only halfway to the bops I wanted. Can’t cry to it but also can’t dance to it. Mid bop

unfortunately insane Taylor Swift is my favourite Taylor Swift

Kieran Cuddihy doing an incredible being the most annoying person on a panel with Jim Gavin and his hands on it

What power does the president have to reduce crime in Temple Bar

I went into town the last time there was an influx of Americans for their annoying sport and I would just like to prevent others from experiencing that pain. Don’t do it. Save yourself

Claiming it’s misogynistic to comment on a bag that costs some people’s salary, falls into the lie that feminism means it’s wrong to say anything bad about a woman, rather than believing that women are equal human beings deserving of rights, which obviously is not something Maria herself believes

Very funny to do an interview complaining that TDs and Senators wouldn’t call you back. The entitlement and victimhood is beyond belief. Hate to hand it to McDowell obvs but ghosting her for over a month is a great bit

My cycle route home passes numerous large tourist attractions and we have reached levels of Americans usually seen only on St Patrick’s Day. And at least that comes with a day off

Impeccable vibe from the 4 year old on my road dancing in the middle of the street screaming Celine Dion’s It’s All Coming Back To Me Now at the top of her lungs

Good to know that all the left wing parties and groups that came together to support a presidential candidate because they didn’t have the numbers to nominate on their own could have just endlessly complained about the nomination process being broken instead

Real Housewives of Vatican City

For everyone just learning about Birkin bags, I have a quick 14 seasons of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for you to get you up to speed

Grassroots Birkin bag

Genuinely just something so beautiful about two black migrant women (and someone from Donegal) winning this show given the state of the country and the world #traitorsirl

My heart is full! Maybe the world isn't shit! I love this show! #TraitorsIRL

Not to put way too much on a meaningless game show but honestly this result would give you back some faith that there is actually some justice in the world #traitorsirl

A black woman being called aggressive two round tables in a row? Stinks to high heaven lads #traitorsirl

Apologies to my neighbours for the scream I just let out #traitorsirl

Oh no not aggressive. KILL HIM GALS #traitorsirl

Every single woman in Ireland forming a psychic gestalt to try and communicate "Don't trust men" through time and space to Kelley. #TraitorsIRL

Love that they are all in their finery and Kelley is sticking with a cardigan. A woman after my own heart #traitorsirl

Yes Kelley and Oyin!!!! Keep following that thread 😭😭😭 #traitorsirl

A perfect Tuesday evening would be Maria Steen falling just short of 20 Oireachtas nominations and the girls demolishing Nick and Ben and taking home the cash 🙏 #traitorsirl

WhatsApp has started putting the length of voicenotes in big text in the message preview, and it feels like a personal attack on my deranged podcast length voicenotes even though they are obviously art and a privilege to receive

Great use of ‘antithesis’ under pressure, in fairness. #traitorsirl

And they are definitely going to murder Oyin 😭 #traitorsirl

The misogyny is DRIPPING off Nick I can’t bear it #traitorsirl

This challenge is giving Marysol Patton #traitorsirl

of course these two macho pricks killed the woman who called them out for being macho pricks!!! #traitorsirl

ugh they are unbearably smug #traitorsirl

A friend told me in the pub last night that someone we know had been checking on my welfare because I’m not on Twitter anymore. Nice to be missed but important to note that it is actually a positive sign for my overall health and wellbeing

Thanks to instagram for warning me that calling Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham "the OG messy bitches who live for drama" might get me reported for abuse

would he ever fuck off

Can’t believe they are making me defend Jimmy Kimmel. They better not make me do this for Fallon

I’m not proud but unfortunately I am bereft now that the dumb teen show is over. Where am I gonna get 17 TSwift needle drops per episode. How am I supposed to live without Conrad Fisher yearning and ridiculous declarations of love on a 5am train to Brussels #tsitp

Nick and Ben gonna be INSUFFERABLE as a Traitors team. Hup the girls (and also Wilkin I suppose) #traitorsirl

The world is probably immediately like 85% less handsome without Robert Redford

Men aren’t hot like Robert Redford anymore

Chance I might have accidentally taken 4 antihistamines this morning so if I die, know that I died doing what I love - taking antihistamines

Fair play to producers for setting the hardest challenge of all. Getting a 67 year old Irish man to show affection physically. #TraitorsIRL

It feels to me like Paudie is an extremely active member of his local FF Cumann. This man has experienced selection conventions, you cannot convince me otherwise #traitorsIRL

Patrick is the most “well actually” guy to have ever existed #traitorsirl

Think it says a lot about the actual targets of McGregor’s “campaign” that he posted about his “withdrawal” at 3.30am Irish time

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Does Joanna realise that if her vote banishes Patrick that she is much more likely to be murdered?! #traitorsirl