Hehehe I love Vinted

This is one of the best snatch game performances #dragraceuk

This Cher if she was a chair concept is demented (complimentary) #DragraceUK

Bonnie Tyler is Welsh??

24/7 cake vending machine in the middle of nowhere. Maximum Poland.

You're Invited to the Picnic! 🍎🐛 An adults afternoon open exhibition for family, friends and tiny green pals to explore the Comic Picnic together. (Any little ones are still welcome btw!) See you there :•) SAT 15th NOV 1-2:30PM Childrens Gallery Riverbank Arts Centre, Newbridge Kildare

Had my first ever coddle and regret to announce the dubs are onto something.

Literally couldn't be any more basic but I love them. I was so right to put off getting my nails done professionally for as long as I did because I can never go back now.

I'm watching a Québécois film atm and the things these people are doing with the "au" sound

Truecrime podcasters who have no idea how trauma works: I mean that's a traumatic experience, I'm preeeetty sure you'd remember the details

Nuasheoinín: Éireannach a bhíonn ag sodar i ndiaidh leasa na n-impireachtaí gallda.

Hello it's me the leader of the party full of landlords that has been in power your whole adult life and created the housing crisis we now refuse to resolve. I'm here to tell you it's actually the foreigners' fault.

For anyone touch starved can I recommend getting your nails done, it's basically an hour holding hands with the manicurist and soothing music

This says so much about us, dazzled by a speck of melanin

This year it's Fred Again

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Tá cultúrlann bheag á hoscailt ag Muineachán le Gaeilge ar Shráid na Páirce i mBaile Mhuineacháin. Bhí muid istigh ann anocht roimh an oscailt oifigiúil amárach agus tá cuma ghalánta air. Rinne siad an-jab agus focal breá Ultach acu ar an bhiachlár 👏

I'm watching the new Ryan Murphy thing with Kim Kardashian and wow what a waste of Glenn Close

I don't like it when French speakers say maï gaude

Funny watching Paul Murphy and John Clendennen on RTÉ the other day. Clendennen keeps saying "we need a debate about migration" to which Murphy says "okay lets have a debate", and then Clendennen just keeps saying "we need to have a debate". Its very clear what Fine Gael are trying to do here!

Having yesterdays leftover coddle for lunch (no pics because it's pre-watershed) and feeling grateful to not be a big baby afraid of ugly food

Check Out These Hot Revolutionaries Making Irish Cool For The First And Only Time In All Of History

*Dubhghlas de h-Íde, Eoin MacNeill agus Pádraig Pearse ar chlúdach Life Magazine* “Are these the new ‘Gaeilgeoir influencers’?”

Inanyways fan amach óna youngones ná bí cur isteach orthu

Oh yeah the Gaeilgeoirí are the elitists and the scary Gaeilgeoirí put people off learning but then when one little youngone with a canúint you haven't heard before goes viral it's open season to slag her off, alright I see

[Uilleann Pipes Blaring]

It's a beautiful day to be a Dub

Coddle is the national dish. In this republic and in the United ireland.

I'll have youse know that the Beilgeach came home today and goes to me "I forgot we were having coddle!!" and does a little happy fist in the air

Táim spreagtha chun cadail.

if you're a campaigning organisation you should hire this woman!!

I'm peeling sausages youse know where this is going

Finally it's my time to shine

It's so funny that protestants always seem to think they can complain to the manager. Isn't he supposed to be ordained by god as the head of your church?? Does he not make the rules for youse?

On the topic of New Yorkers I like the way they say Lawn Guyland

By the end of 2025 I will have gotten engaged, married and finished a second master's degree in one year, honestly anything to avoid getting into marathons

We all agree that Dubai chocolate thing was engineered to distract from their crimes right

I'm doing out the reservations for my next Sketchbook Club workshop (we're now sold out and keeping a waiting list) and I'm just buzzing looking at how many people come once to try it out and then immediately lock in. These newbies are all guests of people on the early bird mailing list even!

It shouldn't need to be explained to anyone, so soon after the Soldier F verdict, why Irish people might not want to be socially obliged to donate to a charity committed to uncritically commemorating all British wars, including Iraq and Northern Ireland, and financially supporting their veterans.

Journalism can be a thankless job but every now and then you get to ask the guy who threw his shoes at Bush what he thinks about Cheney's death and it's all worth it again

Also, another win for fun typography! We're back baby!

Thinking about the Celebrity Memoir Bookclub girls and how happy they must be about the Mamdani fella

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Sodhrán Mac an Dá Ní

ZOHRAN MAMDANI NO SURRENDER A 4-DAY WEEK AND A 3-DAY BENDER

Remember - if it's OK to call @paulmurphy.pbp.ie et al "far left" or "hard left" for saying that people deserve homes and basic services, then it's entirely OK for you to call politicians "far right" and "racist" when they try to blame a housing disaster they created on immigrants.

Simon Harris miserable freak

Spotify messages ??? Fuck off