I once got a message from someone basically role-playing what it would be like when the two us "finally" gave in to the unspoken but undeniable sexual tension and went on a date, very tortured etc etc and gang, I only followed him because he posted his pets and reminded me of my elderly uncle

People keep asking me do I/we feel any different since getting married and the answer is mostly no except that I am now even more disturbed by the idea of people in their early twenties getting married

I'm watching Four Weddings and Funeral for the first time. I assume this is about a scattered friend group who only get to meet up at weddings and funerals and their antics? We will see.

Oh my god I do not and never will care about the physical flaws of fascist female politicians, I care that they're fucking fascists

I hate to see a hottie become a bigot and die

every once in a while, i search for that tweet along the lines of: 'france mourns death of beloved editor of le pédophile raciste, nation's favourite magazine' but i can never find it. one of my favourites 😥

*Beloved French actor death claxon* Right, everyone, remember! Heavy on the cool photos, light on the personl qoutes.

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

Yerman in New York isn't even mayor yet?? How is this still going on

Why would you get in the odd sock bucket

Friends also in their thirties: is it possible that I have broken my collarbone without realising do you think

I don't know what it is but if you mention your ma in a story I immediately need to know her name

(Muppet Christmas Carol but Scrooge is cheeked up) there goes Mr Dump Truck there goes Mr Cake

My favourite part of Christmas snooping is seeing how many people choose absolutely horrible cool toned lightbulbs for their sitting rooms and dining rooms

We stayed in Brussels for Christmas for the first time this year and have decided that for dinner we're going to have Competitive Christmas Sandwich Extravaganza First we're making sourdough (for the first time) and also trekked to the Irish supermarket over here to get Brennan's in case we fuck up

the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄

Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??

I'm introducing The Beilgeach to The Muppets Christmas Carol and can I just say what a film

Used this set for the first time today when our mates came over for a Baileys and my fella has just informed me that he put them in the dishwasher for a hot wash, please say a prayer folks

I genuinely feel such a spiritual connection to the Ashleaf Shopping Centre, I hope the giving tree is doing well

Christmas Eve this Christmas Eve that WHAT of Christmas Adam WHEN does he get his day THIS is why men don’t write novels anymore

Thinking about this again in light of seeing more people on Tiktok offer "corrections" in Irish that are not correct and/or show that they are really really unfamiliar with other dialects in Irish and I have more thoughts

Just had to go out and buy my own bottle of Baileys for the first time in YEARS becaus I didn't realise that not going home for Christmas meant depriving myself of the very dependable influx of present Baileys

I was already struggling trying to learn how to knit on YouTube and then this bitch wants to come over and chew my hard work

For one of my modules we had to do out a "dream client" list and commit to contacting them for work in the new year (even it was was a huge brand and we had no chance), which was a great exercise right, but THEN didn't one of the clients on my list contact ME I'm feeling very jammy

The playlist in this old man pub, in which I am currently enjoying a decadent daytime Christmas pint and cheese with mustard, is absolutely unbelievable. They're giving me Basement Jaxx and Fleetwood Mac and Cher and now Groove Armada I'm having a ball

I have decided to soften my position on Stonehenge in light of the possibility of resident cats

You know that thing where you follow multiple members from the same friend group so for 48 hours your entire Instagram Story feed is the same 9 photos being posted and reposted with slightly different captions over the top

I get very annoyed that the holiday-cover fella at my GP feels the need to tell me that the medication I've been taking for five years is "not to be taken at the drop of a hat" and "very serious" pal the disease it treats is very serious? I'm not taking it for the giggle

Look I think Thandiwe Newton is a good actor but sometimes she makes being english look like such hard work

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

My manifesto:

Once a year a YouTuber should be knocked out in a public spectacle at the solstice. An offering to the gods.

Had cava and black pudding for breakfast, it's what the draoithe would want (I have no idea what the draoithe were into)

Minding my neighbours' mean cat who bites over Christmas and she has started creeping up behind me to rest her feet on my shoulder so that's progress

I didn't even think Andrew Tate was still fighting so him getting streeled is an especially wonderful surprise for me

possible new meme format

Winter Solstice.....let's goooooo

Right who's coming to see Showgirls at 9am on Christmas Eve

hearing the sandy hook family’s may be willing to waive alex jones’s debt if he beats deontay wilder in a sanctioned pro boxing match

I believe in Newgrange supremacy. 5 millennia, zero bullshit. Older than Stonehenge and has a roof, get fucked. Solstice icon, no choice but to stan, etc. etc. etc.

Was giving out that Jake Paul was out of his mind for ever putting himself in a situation where Anthony Joshua could hit him and remembered that it's literally my cousin's job to have Anthony Joshua hit him so had to text and check on him stay safe folks

I feel it's time to reiterate my feelings on the malinois: that dog is so smart and capable (at violence) as to be an abomination against god and I think once we bred that into existence we had gone too far

It's only two o'clock but I feel I've been waiting all day for it to be a socially acceptable time to have a bath I'm just going to do it I'm worth it

The way Timothée Chal flings himself around is very fun

That kind of thing doesn't go on in Ireland thankfully

Farmers protest left a big cairn of turnips and potatoes on the roads in Brussels and commuters are just picking up a few good ones for their dinner as they pass by, dead right

I can't be dealing with this neverending flow of updates on stupid and/or horrible shit yerman is doing, they're going to have to kill him with pitchforks or something because this is going nowhere

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