I'm fine with this cause I'm from the Midlands and it's a cob.

They're still making them? THEY'RE STILL MAKING THEM??

Paddington's rights owners doing god's work

Ura's knees wraps looking much newer this basho, reckon he had them at the cleaners during London.

Excuse me, that is a Trevor Henderson creature.

On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website. There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.

Is it a hoax or not? Unclear.

Once at a shop the guy behind the till called this "alcoholic custard" and I've not stopped thinking about it since

hey what was the title of that movie where tom cruise and nicole kidman play irish immigrants who participate in the oklahoma land grab

Posters are essentially the Oompa Loompas. Ripping the piss out of people having the worst day of their lives.

I worked out the other day exactly who the most annoying (Brits) on this website are - they're the kind of people who would cheerfully accept an SWP placard at a march. Either through cluelessness or *because they are happy to be associated with the SWP*.

God forbid a man has hobbies.

I’ll say this much: This reads exactly like what it is: people who discovered romance five years ago and decided they had all kinds of amazing new ideas to “fix” it. Connections between books? That feel kind of cozy to the reader? How did no one ever think of that?? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/b...

I was curious if they would keep up this silly ban policy and apparently they will 😂

It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...

Yer da got his Ancestry results back; 45% white, 55% Landlord

internet is crazy

It's at the point where I feel embarrassed to chase again.

working at the nyt

A landlord on the Today programme just described landlords as “a race of people who are being targeted”. Parasites playing as victims.

Mixed Tōtara bonsai forest of Matapouri Blue x 7 Green Tōtara x 1 Golden Tōtara x 1 Still to cut to final heights when eventually more suitable branches appear lower on each trunk. 🌱🇳🇿

hey remember how that one big tech ceo was on a panel in like 2021/22 where someone asked him about how remote work gave a lot more power to the workers and he chuckled and said “yeah well a little recession will take care of that” I think about that often.

Hoshoryu's usual sword bearer is Hiradoumi, but on Day 5, the Kyushu native was also Hosh's opponent, so a call was made to Otowayama Oyakata with the message of, "The Yokozuna would like Kirishima to serve as his tachimochi today." Explained Hoshoryu, "I asked for Kirishima because ...

I listened in to meeting the other night and Zarah has no involvement in the conference and doesn't know if she'll even have a speaking slot. perfectly reasonable left wing people believe the whole thing is a stitch up and there's no chance of changing anything by vote. this thing is already dead.

I can that one from bugsy Malone that goes we could have been anything we wanted to be.

Isn't Jack Dorsey the tech bro we bullied from here?

Fantasy Author: In my book I invented the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness as a condemnation of capitalism. Capitalists: At long last, we have extended the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness from the classic Pratchett novel to everyone who relies on their own labour to live!

OH MY HEARTS ❤️❤️

That's... that's not what "barely legal" means, that is the opposite of what that means

One wonders what the audience would be for this artisan slop?

what terrifying knowledge of the deeps have the crustaceans imparted upon him

Marge

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Things at ONS are worse than I thought www.gov.uk/government/s...

“The biased prosecutor cherry-picked the few days when I was robbing banks vs the thousands of days when I did no such thing”

Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.

Well look guys they fired the guy for paedophile related stuff. Never followed up on it, investigated it, worked on any of it or did anything else but jeez what do you expect a massive news paper to do :<

Fuck this shit, seriously. There is no genetic test for autism or schizophrenia (thank fuck) yet this article has "autism researchers" like fucking Baron-Cohen doing the "oh but he had high risk factors so, you know, wink wink" bit.

#Folk fans! 🥁🥁🥁 More of that Radical Traditional from @paddyclarke.bsky.social — always essential nourishment. Really glad to see Greet on there – we performed in Lore last year with him (www.sunnybankmills.co.uk/lore/). Not to mention them Goblins, who we had a show with in Colchester Castle...

PSA for Pokémon Go players if you don't already know - 200 free item storage spaces available in the store right now, limited time blah blah. Just scroll down to where the storage expansion stuff is and there's a gift box.

On Mars he is twelve years old.

please my Prime Minister has social anxiety