We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

"Dad when was the first time you were scolded for not agreeing with a war?" "Ah son, let me tell you about the first Iraq war. We were lied to about babies being ripped out of incubators and everyone looked up Kuwait on a map. We wore Global Hypercolor t-shirts, which was the style at the time"

That's bad. I wish people realised that you shouldn't be able to bomb people more quickly than you can think about the consequences.

Being an “AI artist” is like putting bunny ears on your wanking hand and claiming to be Hugh Hefner.

Oh boy, so I was looking at the AC: Shadows wiki page and saw there was some controversy about a collectible figure set that Ubisoft had to withdraw. They'd used a one-legged Torii - this is the kind of madly double-offensive thing you do when you're a total dumbass collectible manufacturer.

My family shouting "No! Raymond!!" whenever a butternut squash is cut into? Far-right cell.

Lot of people being real defeatist about LLM news today and acting like you lost when you can just put that energy to mocking companies and organisations that use any kind of genAI and shame the fuck out of them. They hate that and it’s easy to do. Try inventing more words for them to ban!!

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Oh you know they've had these jokes ready to go for decades!

Incredibly funny (disgusting) seeing all the "sensible" people on here posting about how they "are no fans of Trump BUT" are apparently happy for him to illegally attack another county and install a leader that he picks? Sure guys. Ok. I'm sure it's going to work this time.

Brb, just off to call a baby a dickhead. This is so funny.

Have always avoided notoriously bad Pacino/De Niro cop thriller Righteous Kill, but stuck it on tonight and am amazed that no one has ever memed this, one of the most Naked Gun sequences ever to feature in a purportedly serious movie.

A Little Stomp is now live in my shop if you’re looking for a dopamine hit in the current hellscape! I should also have mentioned the 25% off everything sale that’s going on until midnight tonight *ages ago* but I am terrible at marketing! (Shares welcome) www.redbubble.com/people/docha...

Got its ass.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

it fucken WIMDY

me hand got bit off by a crocodile and the bros on piratecels dot org said i need to be hooksmaxxing

uhhh oh my god

BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah

It's the same thing as MAGA in the states and the UK Labour party keep acting like there's an everyman public demographic that corresponds to this sadistic bullshit that can be rationalised about while forgetting how insulting it is to insist that working class means racist and violent and sadistic.

China will be setting the geopolitical standard for the foreseeable future & the world will be better for it as more countries start choosing the stability of China over the instability of US hegemony, & the US will surely try to turn the world into hell as it lashes out with its last dying gasps.

Just feel like I'd appreciate an apology from the Canadian aggro-libs for being so abusive when we tried to warn them about Carney.

which way western man

Quentin Tarantino should have been run out of town for speaking ill of this man

An act of pure wickedness.

This might surprise people who aren't from the UK, but over here there's a publication that, in order to write for it, you have to be a sex offender.

‘Everyone is 12’ theory of the US administration chalks up another win.

A monoprint impression of the starlings as they come in to roost, based on my video from a couple of weeks ago. Drawing their powerful sweeping swirls as I watched the video.

#FilmSky #Harryhausen

Having finished First Witches Club I was craving witchiness and I thought, you know, it’s been a while since I revisited Witches Abroad and Lords and Ladies (they come as a pair, really). So I started, and this is so, so true…

My favourite thing about Phats and Small is what they called their debut album. Look it up. You'll ve delighted. #totp

Anyone on the left who wasn’t actively involved from 2015-19 needs to know what’s coming. 1, they’re going to throw multiple, often contradictory lies at the wall to see what sticks. Polanski will be simultaneously weak and strong, timid and aggressive, passive and dictatorial, old fashioned and

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski

Resident Evil: Zigzagoon City

it seems to come round so fast these days I almost forgot to wish a happy 'Rupert Murdoch Gave Tony Blair $100,000, Then Blair Fucked His Wife' day to all who celebrate

Eddie Hall said it best

My favourite part of Starmer’s letter to Labour MPs (excluding the bit about Galloway’s endorsement ensuring the Greens the win) is - "The Greens may have won here, but they simply do not have the resources, the activist base or the local knowledge to replicate this victory across the country”

What nonsense is this now from the least popular Prime Minister in history?

‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’

how it started / how it's going

Greens won Greens won The Greens have won Trounced Reform and Labour Taking Gorton and Denton

Sorry, 41%? Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaa fucking hell wow

When the type size is a narrative device...

Post a tree you photographed

Reposting this due to the incredible news that I, just this minute, had a full, half hour catch up with Sr Veronica for the first time in over thirty years. I can confirm that she is back in Glasgow, still extremely lovely, and one of the funniest human beings alive.

"This week its commercial waste week. We need you to dispose of this kitchen and internal wall"

fuck yeah

About the best tribute I can give to Rob Grant is that in high school I read Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers and Better Than Life so many times you could give me a sentence and I could tell you the next one. And I always felt, instinctively, that Grant was the funny one.