Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

Is it Mr Thingy?

1harmeachday.org I'm fucking crying I don't care if it's fake

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

This is the funniest shirt ever to be wearing during a “man on the street” local news interview. 🤣 I had to rewind multiple times for screenshots. I’m dead

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

Incredible bio.

here's a good joke about Ghostbusters, and stay tuned for a really big surprise cameo who doesn't get jokes apparently!

oh no

Men created AI-generated images of this woman and used them to create an OnlyFans account so they can make money off abusing her. They can do this to any of us, and no one’s doing enough to stop them. I feel like I’m screaming into the void.

What fucking border are these killers patrolling exactly? This is terrorism

half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”

Oh ok www.demandsage.com/chatgpt-stat...

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Quite honestly I am not sure why I even have an email inbox. It's just a place where I receive adverts, or requests to review every single interaction I've ever had with a company.

#palestine-action #hunger-strikers #palestine #genocide #UK-government #starmer #prisoner Heba Muraisi, 31, is struggling to breathe and suffering from headaches and lightheadedness after turning down food while being held at HMP New Hall in Yorkshire over alleged break-ins on behalf of the group.

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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Slightly diminish a game Burglar's Creed

just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Thinking about how quarter of a year after this was posted Brewdog started collapsing U can just manifest things

Dreamed I was lost in the Barbican on the way to meet Werner Herzog & my thumbs & tongue were made of wax & kept melting & when I finally found him he took one look at me, eyes filled with pity, disgust & a deep intimacy with the void & said “Rose, the furnace of your vanity is destroying you”

Captcha where you have to click on all the jokes before you're allowed to reply to people

Many people are saying they are delighted to see me on screen talking pottery again, maybe it is time to give Rose her own tv show many are saying

“Q: What do you think Jonathan thought of you? A: It doesn’t matter.” The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well. (via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)

I found this on Baker Street. Sorry to doxx the legendary super spy.

First sumo basho of the year starts tomorrow (well, today if you happen to be in Japan). 😊😊😊

We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.

when it's definitely going the way you thought it would

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Feels like a misread of his intentions by the Nobel Institute. He doesn't want to be Nobel Laureate, he just wants the medal and the ability to say "I have a Nobel Peace Prize". The actual technicalities don't matter.

I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.

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crescent county will never use AI 💜 a game by humans, for humans

Thank u for the spaghetti and for shaving while we ate it Mr slim shady

Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity

In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼 www.theverge.com/news/859309/...

The MCU is not at it's peak and is deserving of criticism but this is the equivalent of criticising musicals because people don't really break into spontaneous synchronised dance routines.

I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem. It's now the month of the Snorse. #sygnin

Magna Cinema, Wigston. Just down the road from me. First film I remember seeing there was Return of the Jedi. Unprepossessing from the outside, it had a rather lovely, somewhat shabby, Art Deco interior. Demolished now, the frontage replicated on the nursing home that replaced it. #childhoodcinema