What's with the footballers this year? Extremely unusual levels of good. #strictly

what’s a good joke that really kills for a crowd of rich parasites who should have been on the receiving end of every bomb we’ve dropped for the past quarter century. something about tinder maybe

Motonormativity in action: my city's main hospital has been built miles outside the city, up by a motorway junction. You want to get there but you can't drive? Tough, your time has no value

🙎🏻‍♂️💁🏿‍♀️🙋🏻🤷🏻‍♂️ ----------- ----🙃---- -the new judge's desk #strictly

Craig Revel-FOURwood more like haha lol #strictly

The country of McCarthy doing McCarthyesque stuff: “What are we, Hungarians?”

Remembering how well she took that loss as well

Can't help but feel this is "holla-ing back" at our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

If a Pokémon refuses to go in the ball enough times you should have the option to use a gun.

Not only this but it peddled dangerous conspiracies such as “Australia is real”

Er... yes, well: happy 18th birthday to Ken Russell’s penultimate film, the heart-warming, Christmassy... oh fuck me, is it really called that?

Good morning. Here's Gareth Hunt demonstrating the dangers of trying to work whist nursing the mother of all hangovers.

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

The ONLY people who are worried about migration are racists COME AT ME

I have to say, I don't think this is true

Multiple news stories today for some godforsaken reason

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

Going to keep posting pics and vids of this because I've never seen this large a walkout at this level of diplomatic relations.

@apiln.bsky.social Bleak story about a proper horrid man - INCREDIBLE pictures to illustrate. www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/...

Finished alien earth with Ian

The whole ‘guns making people safer’ thing - is the safety bit when he tucks the gun into his belt, drops the gun, panics and leaps for the gun, or points the gun at the crowd of bystanders in the general public?

#FBPE Friday Be Posting Equines

When your brain has been removed and replaced by cabbage.

Your nan keeps trying to book a GP appointment through the digital ID card but the system glitches means she’s actually reported 17 potholes outside her sheltered housing accommodation

I simply do not understand anyone who is like "actually ID cards are a good idea and this government should introduce them" like... why?? What aspect of your life will improve?

"Happy" is not the word I would use.

And even if they had then what’s the harm in doing it again! Is there a limit of amounts of times you can give reassurance that you’ll protect a community at risk from attacks from racists??

Nobody: Middle aged white men from the Home Counties who’ve been into central London once in the last decade:

This man has wanted to do stuff like this all his life and now has the license to do it in front of a crowd and on camera and not feel afraid. I wish only the worst things possible for him.

My favourite wrong thing in here - so much to choose from - is "It's not broadly applied by anyone." Like, welcome to Bluesky/the World, I guess. Have fun here!

But why would the innocent - who have, after all, nothing to hide - NOT use their digital ID card? What reason could they have to refuse if they are innocent and have nothing to hide? An interesting question. Anyway; papers please, assuming you are happy to hand them over for inspection?

In England you have to show your Brit card before you can masterbate

Boooo, she doesn't have a funny name at all, booooooooo

"Probs gonna die tomorrow lol"

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

Every time Dawkins tries to use his science "expertise" to defend bigotry we just need to repost this

I already carry an ID card, thank you.

Anecdotally, my son's primary school class is down to just 23 pupils. He's lost so many friends, their families moving out of London entirely. The capital is being hollowed out by rising housing costs, imo. Young families can't AFFORD to live here.

Comrade Photographer doing good work again; he looks like he's just eaten a bowl of jelly with his hands behind his back.

CHOTINER: So. Good to see you again. CHOTINER'S CHILDHOOD BULLY: Is it? CHOTINER: No. CHOTINER'S CHILDHOOD BULLY: So how's this work? You ask a bunch of dumb questions and try'n make me look stupid? CHOTINER: Basically. CHOTINER'S CHILDHOOD BULLY: Okay, let's DO this, Chotinerd.

Okay, this has raised something I actually feel is important to address: The recent adidas/oasis thing is bullshit historical revisionism, and because I happen to wear a lot of adidas because I am a ridiculous stereotype of an antifascist, it keeps making oasis fans talk to me, and I hate oasis.

now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Millenials are now going all Gen-X on facebook. She totally deserves being labelled cringe by her step daughter.