“Yeah just… just a… a Carling please… a pint… a pint of Carling, thank you”

“YES I’M ON IT TOO” I AM SCREAMING

convincing yer da that anybody without a FirstnameSurname social media account is actually a cold war soviet superspy computer robot has actually been really damaging to the fabric of society, huh?

People from minority groups posting very real concerns about an ID card System: Fbpe liberals: UM ACTUaLLY IT’S JUsT LIkE a paSspOrt

800k signatures. Going to use my psychic powers here and predict that the government will respond with a resounding “lol, no”. Starmer et al won’t listen to you unless you’re a skinhead throwing a firebomb at a family of refugees.

There is no pro-ID card that isn’t in some way rooted in racism, and it would be a lot more refreshing if these lib cunts were more open with the fact they just want to see less non white people on the streets.

Can’t think of a word to express a prolonged and resigned sigh.

The assumption here is that we are happy for our every moment to be filmed by CCTV, and that it was introduced singularly through government legislation instead of a slow and progressive creep over decades.

Maybe we can get all immigrants to wear an armband denoting their status as a lesser person in society?

You’ll all be surprised to learn that this pussy magnet didn’t have sex until his 20’s

About to start watching 28 Years Later, I sure hope I don’t see any zombie penis in this film

Idk about the other two, but one of them definitely dropped two nuclear bombs on civilian populations for lols then spent nearly a century lying about how necessary and humane it was.

Share your favorite black and white film.

Now begins the test of endurance, how long before I turn my hearing back on? Any time before October is obscene, surely? I have a winter duvet and jogging bottoms, I can resist.

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This is some bullshit. “Failed to take his dyslexia into account” is a piss take. Get to fuck with this shit

And yet, they live in London. Curious.

Labour: “don’t worry, don’t worry, it’s not like any white people will be affected!”

Maybe the rapture didn’t happen, or maybe you just have bad vibes, who can say.

Mine keeps correcting omg to ong, like c’mon. Also, why:

Wild that the stereotype of “the head of the household who has an elaborate model rail setup in his shed/attic that he plays with after work to unwind” has been around since like the 50’s. Neurodivergence has existed longer than we’ve had the terms to describe it.

My guys, Churchill abolished road tax. Also, my brother in Christ, what does the ‘m’ in ‘mot’ stand for?

Back in the good old days, before woke, we didn’t have none of this “autism” and “adhd” if your child was acting up you’d take them to the local pedophile to diagnose them with having witches in their blood and give them some heroin.

Hol’ up, new autism dropping babe.

Me, shitting myself: I have a highly contentious conclusion on toilet etiquette

Mr President, a second rapture has hit the TL

me on my way to the rapture

If Luna doesn’t get raptured with me I will face god and walk backwards into hell

“When we gave The Right the ‘erase anyone from public discourse’ button, they promised to only use it on people we didn’t like :((((((“

Can’t wait for Starmer to respond by saying that Farage is a lib cuck and how he plans to revoke the citizenship of anyone who cant prove their great grandad fought in the Battle of Britain.

Me, after using a Time Machine to go back to the 1860’s and convincing Karl Marx to put Dat Boi in Das Kapital: o shit waddup

OH MY GAWD IS THAT ERIKA KIRKS ENTRANCE MUSIC?!

The genie, when I ask for a third blowjob

Nothing will drive me into a frothing rage quicker than - usually well meaning, almost always neurotypical - people saying things along the lines of “um actually, him being an asshole is actually a symptom of his ADHD/Autism”. I can be an asshole all under my own will, thank you very much.

THERES A DANG CHEETOH IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Watched The Thursday Murder Club and boy does that film have some fucked up politics. No spoilers here, but there will be below…

one time whilst watching WWE at work, one of my colleagues saw Rhea Ripley, assumed she was trans, and complained that her competing was unfair on the other women due to her physical advantage. I was stunned, because, my guy, let me hold your hand and explain something about professional wrestling.

Become very clear that the difference at the core of Your Party is one founder saw it as a new grassroots political movement, and the other saw it more as a forever job retirement home for him and his mates where they can wear berets and call each other comrade.

Chaff, if she ever met me in person

If you can place my accent (without knowing it already nerds) I’ll be impressed

Plz show me all your accents and let me wow you with how excellent I can identify them. I know all the accents, north London, saf landan, east London, Essex, elsewhere, etc,

I didn’t expect the leopards to eat MY face!

Me when I go to bed late

I don’t have time to explain, but this is basically the current state of Your Party

I’m sorry, but me and two old lads from down the pub are starting the Lemon Party 🍋 You can sign up here 👇 Www.lemonparty.c

ZARAH! ZARAH! JOIN THE GREENS ZARAH!

Lil Signed Off Work With Stress

Inside you there are two wolves