*me whenever someone says they use Grok

Marilyn Monroe and President John F Kennedy, May 19, 1962 - Colourised

Robert Jenrick says "afternoon" if the postman turns up after 10am

Might watch Match Of The Day

Rewatching Derry Girls Fabulous

That clear Forest handball that VAR didn’t give is so frustrating when you compare to Aaronson v Newcastle jumping looking in other direction. The inconsistency is ridiculous.

I’m scared to put brandy in the garlic mushrooms incase I do it wrong

Evening

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social the curse is brock 😍⚽️

Give Carrick a 5 year deal now I say #football

Just seeing all this about Stach & Bijol both being injured *sound of Bornauw intensifies #lufc

I’m cooking a fry up and suddenly thing’s have got HECTIC

Morning

Have woken up once again without winning the Euromillions. Ridiculous

huge night for sword-enthusiast lesbians #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

*me watching this dinner party #TheTraitors

James seems a genuinely nice fella #TheTraitors

This is pissing me off now. After all the ‘double bluff’ chat we had at the start with Ross THIS IS EXACTLY IT FFS, A DOUBLE BLUFF #TheTraitors

Right. Let’s Trait

VILE

TIMELESS is this #TOTP

No worries if not #totp

Have never heard this song before and hope to never hear it again #TOTP

A perfectly good song RUINED #TOTP

Take your bloody coat off love. You won’t feel the benefit #TOTP

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

They can put a man on the moon but they still can't allow you to save a file name with punctuation in it. Pathetic

Got a right big pot of stew in the oven

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a pic without explanation.

I see Twitter is down

People think Wolf Bridge is named after a wolf that guards it, or a wolf that sleeps under it, or even a wolf that waits in the middle and charges you a toll to cross it. But the boring truth is that Wolf Bridge is named after the engineer Sir Winston Wolf (who was part wolf).

Give Obama a second Nobel Peace prize I say That ought to finish the fat cunt off

What’s with all the plastic gold shite he sticks everywhere?! Crass dross (I appreciate this isn’t top of the list of his traits but it’s still worth a mention imo)

Belgian Whistles has made it to America *prepares to be gunned down by ICE

Robert Jenrick never gets a round in

Friday

Robert Jenrick says "afternoon" if the postman turns up after 10am

You just know Jenrick was in the bottom set for P.E.

@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social swear to God if they go for sweet Jessie…

Stephen’s wardrobe advisor #TheTraitors

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“He was desperate for a shield, he must be a traitor” Always baffles me #TheTraitors

Look how excited Jessie is 😭 #TheTraitors

THE FART CABIN TASK #TheTraitors

The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Why is she on Homes Under The Hammer 😭

Walked into the communal work kitchen as, presumably, somebody is microwaving A BUCKET OF SICK