An excellent weather forecast for tomorrow. Already BUZZING for all the washing to be done tomorrow 😍

Cas need to tighten up in defence here otherwise they’ll lose this

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

Afternoon

Fuck sake #Burnley

Now we’re talking

Morning

To demonstrate how tired I am, I have mistakenly brought a bottle of mint yoghurt into the bedroom instead of the kitchen

I'd love to blag my way onto The Repair Shop and just say “for fuck sake, bin it” to everyone. “It's not worth restoring, Pam. Get to IKEA like the rest of us”

Today I had a site visit to 1973

Afternoon

Wednesday

King Charles: “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

Morning

EMBARRASSING

Bayern Munich are fat little cheaters

I hear Iran are just weeks away from developing a ballroom.

A masterful speech by Charles. As ever

You know what would fix all of this? Simply playing the FA Cup final the Saturday after the final Premier League weekend 👍

Let Her Go by Passenger came on and I fell to my knees in Wickes

I don't know, Bob Marley, COULD I be loved?

Tuesday

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social a valuable point on the road for Levante

Everyone is saying young players can learn so much from Casemiro; his positioning, strength on the ball, a decade of top level experience. But what about the bad points, like eating a doner kebab on an exercise bike?

This has potential to be good viewing. Two massive fucking squares going head to head in court

Doing a ragu for tea

Birds are just named stuff like hotbreasted MILF and nobody is doing anything about it.

Courgettes are just Tory cucumbers

Monday

JFK would have survived his Dallas trip had Aaronson been shooting at him from the book depository #lufc

@jonawils.bsky.social saying what we all know. The spectacle is no longer such. #lufc

The entire country appears to be at Leicester Forest services. Which is great

Sunday night

The highlight of today was some auld lad saying that for the past few weeks he’s been drinking a can of White Claw before work each morning thinking it’s an energy drink. It’s a 4.5% ABV hard seltzer 😂

Right. Let’s get away from grubby London as quickly as possible

Bollocks #lufc

Can't see the London Marathon without remembering the time Jade Goody tried to run it in Converse, having had a Chinese takeaway the night before #GoodbyeEnglandsRose

The Leeds City Station branch of Greggs has taken approximately five million pounds since 7.30am today #lufc

Oh have a look

I have read, listened, watched and studied Chernobyl for a long time. It has always intrigued me; the physics of it, the construction of it, the mitigation of it, the secrecy of it all framed in the 1980s which, as we all know, is the best decade. This is a good concise piece, for the graphics alone

And we’re off

Just seen that Pepto Bismol advert after blanking it from my mind

Bon appetits

👀

York. Never in doubt

Sat contemplating making a paella for tea

Now we’re talking 😎