How I feel when I take my litter home with me x

24 degrees at 09:00 Good morning

Friday

Morning

That’s the Jules Rimet underway, then

Self Esteem was phenomenal. An astounding gig.

*logs on to SkyBet

Maybe the real hydration breaks were the friends we made along the way

Apparently Tuchel stuck this up on the wall at half time

FEED THE KIDS MARCUS PAL

Jordan Pickford is an angry man

Hydration break

*England attacking

Fucking hell just score you gorgeous Three Lions cunts

Christ

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Lee Dixon

Declan Three Blind Mice having a pop

*England defending

80 year old Ivan Perisic sprinting in behind the defence, there

As if it’s a Desmond at Half

Give this a reyt hard kick and get the fucker on target #insight

Hydration break

Hydration break!

Emma Hayes takes her own pool cue to the boozer

Jordan Pickford does scratchcards at half time

Right. Into the chequered flag bastards

Great that. Maungy Portugal LOSING THEIR HEADS

Afternoon

Parsnips

Morning

*Messi waking up to read a message from CR7

Can I shock you? I liked that game, despite what I said earlier

That referee was fun

Congratulations to hit and hope merchant Mbappé 👏🏻

"I'll have to go, I'm expecting calls from several of the world's best referees."

Darren Cann puts cones outside his house

*me watching that VAR decision

Olise scares the shit out of me

Said to our lass that I liked the look of this referee before kick off. Not that she was bothered

Those replays didn’t do the attacker any favours. Had a feeling he wouldn’t give it

Well well well

Lydon Dykes has forgotten to put on the Scottish accent in that interview

BBC showing characteristic balance with this pundit panel. Oliver Giroud & Wayne Rooney Giroud is like if Portished’s music were a man whilst Rooney looks a shaved ape

Right. I’ll say it. This game is shite

Always baffles me how fond everybody seems to be of the French national anthem. Sounds like something from a pantomime. Embarrassing

Afternoon

@jojoyoyos.bsky.social shall we order one?

I don’t know how to explain this but my hands smell like a Coral bookmakers

The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time!

Comes on and scores after 4 seconds. Aye