It is with a heavy heart that I must once again report that I am attempting to use Microsoft Teams

It’s all getting very embarrassing

Can of squirty cream in the work fridge. What kinky rascal brings squirty cream to work?!

I have made the mistake of eating a small item of food so of course now I am ABSOLUTELY STARVING

To be so bold in plain sight only makes you wonder what other snakey shite they were getting up to. Not surprising Senegal celebrated their triumph like a prime Mick McCarthy

Had no idea #TowelTheft was THIS BAD at the AFCON last night. Look at the state of these bastards. Senegal’s sub keeper having to guard and hand Mendy his towel, fighting off ball boys and Moroccan players trying to thieve it.

Monday

The Scots. A great bunch of lads.

IT’S PURE AFCON MAGIC

Have been watching Derry Girls all weekend so expect that I will march into the office like this tomorrow

Sunday night

Unusual pre-match routine, but if it works for him then fair dos

Surely this is Brass Eye

Be great if Japan was still loads of cool blokes walking about with samurai swords protecting villages from ninjas. But in reality it's all sex robots and cartoon porn these days.‪ ‬Two nukes and they went full CEX. Sad

*me when Yanks start slagging off British food

*me whenever someone says they use Grok

Marilyn Monroe and President John F Kennedy, May 19, 1962 - Colourised

Robert Jenrick says "afternoon" if the postman turns up after 10am

Might watch Match Of The Day

Rewatching Derry Girls Fabulous

That clear Forest handball that VAR didn’t give is so frustrating when you compare to Aaronson v Newcastle jumping looking in other direction. The inconsistency is ridiculous.

I’m scared to put brandy in the garlic mushrooms incase I do it wrong

Evening

@mellyfratelli.bsky.social the curse is brock 😍⚽️

Give Carrick a 5 year deal now I say #football

Just seeing all this about Stach & Bijol both being injured *sound of Bornauw intensifies #lufc

I’m cooking a fry up and suddenly thing’s have got HECTIC

Morning

Have woken up once again without winning the Euromillions. Ridiculous

huge night for sword-enthusiast lesbians #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

*me watching this dinner party #TheTraitors

James seems a genuinely nice fella #TheTraitors

This is pissing me off now. After all the ‘double bluff’ chat we had at the start with Ross THIS IS EXACTLY IT FFS, A DOUBLE BLUFF #TheTraitors

Right. Let’s Trait

VILE

TIMELESS is this #TOTP

No worries if not #totp

Have never heard this song before and hope to never hear it again #TOTP

A perfectly good song RUINED #TOTP

Take your bloody coat off love. You won’t feel the benefit #TOTP

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

They can put a man on the moon but they still can't allow you to save a file name with punctuation in it. Pathetic

Got a right big pot of stew in the oven

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a pic without explanation.

I see Twitter is down

People think Wolf Bridge is named after a wolf that guards it, or a wolf that sleeps under it, or even a wolf that waits in the middle and charges you a toll to cross it. But the boring truth is that Wolf Bridge is named after the engineer Sir Winston Wolf (who was part wolf).

Give Obama a second Nobel Peace prize I say That ought to finish the fat cunt off

What’s with all the plastic gold shite he sticks everywhere?! Crass dross (I appreciate this isn’t top of the list of his traits but it’s still worth a mention imo)