Freaks and weirdos walk among is If the yolk is broken you've fucked it Surely this is 'Fry Up 101'?

18: are you still watching tennis? Me: has your cricket watching only just finished? 18:

Someone once said Joely Richarson and Ill absolutely have that and also Steffi Graff

The temptation to just start slapping this on in the kitchen is very strong but French Open final and something, something preparation....

Right, B&Q...might come home with paint might come home with eleventy billion colour swatches 16 reckons Im just bored and suggested I buy an 'objet'...but paint goddammit, I want paint!

For the rock chick, Mayfair regular that I was Word perfect youtu.be/qxZInIyOBXk?...

My house My wine My tunes O yes pop pickers...we're singing and its not even 7 Id better get some food sorted youtu.be/WEQ0l_m3Xm0?...

Before the wheels come off...crisps, just a bit...not packing the taste punch I was expecting...just crisps tho The wine however £7...fabulous...more of this for the *summer*

Never let it be said I dont spoil my friends...thought guac would pair well with the crisps but decided to further experiment...reviews to follow

What in the ever loving name of Jesus, Mary and the sainted donkeys is this utter nonsense Can somebody make it go away?

Daughter's bedroom...bedside cabinet...of course

I need to go out and cant find my specs...so, which random place did I put them down last night? Why do I do this with freakish regularity? Why was I cursed with such eyesight? Around the house I go. Again

Have just seen the news that Anthony Stewart Head has died ...to me he will always & forever be Giles and man how I loved him The Buffy DVDs are coming out...

16 has just reminded me that today is Ferris Bueller day...so never forget

Ive had a delightful chat with the boss and basically, Ill get a round in What's everyone having?

Funbags...the range of terms that exist for boobs never ceases to both bemuse and amuse

Just been rudely awakened by a phone call and I was having a lovely dream...obviously Ive overslept but I still need 5 to try & remember what it was about And Friday 🥳

Last Thursday I was out downing drinks pretending to be 33 Tonight Ive had a bath with bath salts, done a hair and face mask and am now in bed with a cup of camomile & vanilla tea playing online scrabble Im calling that balance

Yes or No 20 min poll Go!

Although I dont necessarily agree with this level of petty, I did have a chuckle Would never* do anything like this *might....if pushed beyond the pale but otherwise

They're on the wrong sides....

Looking at all the Dua Lipa/Callum Turner wedding pix & reels on the Insta and I reckon I could one day be persuaded to get remarried if I had that suit and the hat...OMG the hat 😍 O and a groom who looked a bit like Callum Anyway Back to work and all the spreadsheets

New instructor at pilates last night...apparently its as much about what you dont move and have to control that makes the actual movement count May have woken up being more aware of parts Id almost forgotten were there but I love it Quietly brutal Should be the name of a band

We 'joke' about having to comb stool samples, the indignity of speculums, cameras in places you'd never dream of wanting them to go and yet, here is a man describing with fortitude, wit & kindness his personal experience. Gan canny fella and all hail the NHS (O his books are a decent read too) ❤️

When is a cock ring not a cok ring...when its a tube??? I might be more confused than this fella's wife who didnt know what a cock ring looked like Boys, let us join in. It's more fun

1. At least one person out there really hates you. Loathes you. You can be the sweetest, ripest, juiciest and best example of a peach ever. You'll always meet someone who just doesn't like peaches. Accept it. 2. You have 2 ears and 1 mouth. Use them in that proportion. 3. Pen and Paper > Phone

I knew it Been years since I could beat him at chess as well

WFH...goes upstairs to get a jumper and put on a pair of socks Its June lads FFS

And I reckon 18 will still beat me but feeling quite smug 💅 www.maptap.gg June 3 99🎯 99🎯 98🔥 95🏅 82🌟 Final score: 925

2 of you are having cameras put in places where cameras dont naturally go so my light relief offering is that Ive got a guy coming round later to clear out my gutters

Been chatting with a mate about life, the universe etc & the topic of Grantley Hall cropped up-Yorkshire's poshest hotel appaz B&B: £1355!!!!! His wondering if whether that came with 'platters full of coke' did make me chuckle...cos he's not wrong 😆 FOURTEEN HUNDRED NOTES FCKNHELL Imagine 👀

£200!!!! For a pair of slides!!!! Wouldnt even if I could!!! What a nonsense

16 has Physics paper 1 this morning Ive got my year end review with the boss (yes I know its only just June but thats how we roll) Positivity rules

Graffiti, in Richmond? What is the world coming to?

Still at work...not a fan...it's been 'a day' Do I get a medal?

Skeggy, no Anywhere there's wall to wall sunshine, yes! Everyone's friskier when the sun's out, no?

Holidays with the ex Me, sunlounger, cocktails and 3 books Him, 1 book of which he might get past chapter 2 and ridiculously long swims 'to that nice bay taking about an hour Peaceful mind but worrying the first time he did it cos thought he'd been lost at sea

And it's raining, of course, to brighten the mood...I'll spread my joy with the work gang. They're gonna love me today 🫤

#itreallydidnt and with the added combo of a warm bath, a cup of vanilla & camomile tea and the fresh bed linen This could be a long work day😴

Realised I have to face the worst of all adulting traumas...stripped the bed before the jaunt to the Motherland and now I have to go and sort it out Bugger but also fresh beautiful bed incoming

London is my love Manchester the mistress but Newcastle will always be home ⚫️⚪️❤️ And yes, a hairless cat. Weird AF

Lunch in town later, just run the iron over my linen shorts Mam: you thinking of wearing those? Me: was actually Mam: but you also brought a skirt? Cant quite describe the look that accompanied the remark but reader, I dont think she is fully on board with the shorts idea God love me mam 🙄

Im in my old bed (wallpaper, not my choice, hung c1986/7)...the question I regularly have is who came up with this sort of decorative spindle (?)...what was the inspiration?

Fuck around and find out Shambolic pens

#scenes This needs to get done so we can get back to the bbq

What a #twat

Yes Allie Clammy Its very clammy COYG

Summer clothes shopping fail part 126 Skirt - auditioning for a bit part in Little House on the Prairie❌️ Dress - could be a tent ❌️ Sandals - too small (41 again 🤬) ❌️ Balls Small road trip in a bit but a couple hours sunbathing first to reset And no bikini pic. Feel like a 🐋

Sat getting the car washed by the lovely fellas who do the best job locally and there are some massive chickens running about Feel like Im having a fever dream