What is the best advice you've ever received?

Has he? Has he really?

Just seen a post saying West Ham moved to the London Stadium because they wanted a 'free bee' and, well, the day has peaked already.

Tuesday

Mr Frisky. If found, please return to Emma Hamilton, Marine Parade, Portsmouth

Alex Ferguson was appointed Man United manager in 1986, that's all I'm saying

Just been explaining to my dad that Ross Kemp is not, repeat not, Martin and Gary's brother.

I trust these chirpy East End types - so keen to let us know how they felt about their equaliser in the cup game - will be in similarly banterous mood if relegation is confirmed for them on or before Sunday #lufc

Please enjoy this picture of Peter O'Toole having a kickabout while filming Lawrence of Arabia

Good for them. All Brighton fans and other birdfolk should be able to go to a football game without feeling persecuted into wearing their human face masks. Anything else is just bigotry.

An exciting new addition to my collection of pointless pictures on Airbnb listings

The Wicker Man (1973, dir. Robin Hardy)

Well, this is just disturbing

Monday

"Would anyone like to hear a song by a band called the Scorpions?" #lufc

A pleasure as always to see @andylimb.bsky.social, @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social and @balearicsocial.bsky.social before the game today. Subjects covered included the Bridewell Taxis, away kits and the perils of posing for a photo in London with someone who's dressed as Darth Vader #lufc

Wholesome content #lufc

Is it 'the Championship'?

Saw someone today wearing a Red Kite shirt with Kandol on the back #lufc

"Giving the ball to Calvert-Lewin with a misplaced backpass is like throwing your Sunday joint to a shark." #lufc

Right, time to watch a crucial game in the relegation battle #lufc

'Where's your famous atmosphere?', the shittest of all chants. Anyway, seeing as that lot today were asking, *there* is our famous atmosphere #lufc

Harwood-Bellis coming in with a late title challenge. The prick.

Sound, let's take Mike Duxbury as well

"Yes, I do look rather startled, don't I? It was taken in a photo booth and someone had just poked an eclair through the curtains."

Good shout for Peter 'The Hair Islander' Bankes

Still two games to go, but there can surely only be one winner of the 2025/26 Wanker of the Season award #lufc

The UK and Austria very much in the Burnley and Wolves positions here #eurovision

Just For Men's Italian brand ambassador #eurovision

Lynn, these are sex people #eurovision

Express 'wank' through the medium of dance #eurovision

GET HOTHOUSE FLOWERS ON #eurovision

Great to see Tony Ferrino back on the telly #eurovision

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

What a fucking flag.

The headguard seems a sensible move, given the way he was decapitated during the semi-final #lufc

"I'm looking for my friend... Kimberley."

That's 'the sky', isn't it?

Let us all come together and salute, once again, the 'photographers' celebrating here m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsY...

Art Garfunkel on punditry duty at the 1986 cup final

Must have been brilliant to play in the cup final in those golden days of the 1970s and 80s, but no one needs Tony Gubba talking to them while they're trying to have their breakfast.

I'm filing this (Blackpool Zoo, 1979) under WHAT A PICTURE

*blinks*

Annual reminder that my dad, while watching the TV coverage of ABBA's Eurovision win, turned to my mum and confidently declared, 'well, that's the last we'll see of them'.