When you're busy commentating amd someone spills a hot drink on you

Monday

Hilarious liar of the day is that Birmingham lad who got booked for kicking the ball away in the first half, some great 'I didn't hear the whistle' miming #lufc

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up and realise that the FA Cup is mostly shit." Pablo Picasso #lufc

"I’m just a fan, Donald, that’s all. Your biggest fan."

Love a win on penalties... but not as much as Alfie Haaland does #lufc

Oh hello #lufc

I, for one, was not slagging Perri right off after their first two identical penalties #lufc

I've turned the telly over but can still hear McManaman #lufc

Got their goal but missed a penalty, mixed day for him off Gogglebox #lufc

Bad luck, Chris. You gobshite #lufc

NEVER IN DOUBT #lufc

You'd think that lesson one on day one at Sports Broadcasting School would be 'do not fuck about with arty close-up shots of players/fans while a game of football is going on', but apparently not.

Looks like he’s about to be shot by Jack Ruby

Arriving via a disused garage #lufc

For me, the film's key message is 'never help a stranger load furniture into a van'

Burnsall (a)

These two have very strong 'causers of trouble on a stag do' energy

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Sensational

Workman at Spanish holiday complex reports on a job well done

Standing in the pissing rain waiting for a bus that doesn't stop

Pepa and DJ Spinderella having a quiet chat in the recording studio

Well, Brett Anderson's dad couldn't look any more like Brett Anderson's dad if he tried

If music be the food of love, play on(n)

The rind you find in a second-hand store

Post an image you can hear

Post an image you can hear

I feel about a thousand years old #lufc

ALL MEN'S SKELETON AREN'T WE* *Howard Carter, 1925

No sign of Marcooos and Pilar, fuming here www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

They should give him until half eight at the very least

King were an English band best known for their 1984 hit single Love & Pride

Don’t mock Tudor

The same man was later seen loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing

Good luck to Henry VIII in his new role

Mark King out of Level 42 has a very strict rhyming rule when it comes to getting married

The weather

You say that like it's a bad thing

Tonight's managers

The year so far

"I am sorry that my choice of language has offended some people."

Feel like Pereira has already been manager at Forest for a bit this season.

Vitor Pereira has been sacked as manager of Nottingham Forest

Forest need a safe pair of hands, someone who knows his way around the game

"I feel sorry for the tea ladies that have lost their jobs, of course I do, but he does talk a lot of sense on politics."