Some wonderful words of congratulation on Facebook for Sara Cox

You can't say that these days

Bailey Peacock-Farrell, though

SHUT IT UP YOU SILLY COW #totp

North Pier at Blackpool, 1976. WHAT A FUCKING PICTURE

There's an episode from November 1989 on later that's *not* the Roses/Mondays one, I can only assume the tape has worn out #totp

One for the Everton lot

Just seen a trailer for this programme: "Widowed English nurse Joan Kirkhope is on a quest to find answers about her husband's mysterious death, while ex-detective Jack Darby has taken to the open road to escape his past." BUT WHAT COULD IT BE CALLED?

And we cross live now to the Treasury

Pretty pleased with my first week as Ron Dicko's agent

Looking back with pride on my brief stint as head of promotions and marketing at the Majestyk nightclub

Budget preparations going well, I see

Nothing quite like a big bowl of mince. Delicious.

Kealan is off his tits

The source, whose name starts with 'm' and ends in 'organmcsweeney', said

In a welcome show of respect for club traditions, the players have been knocking about at the Flying Pizza #lufc

"They're a right set of bastards when they lose." #lufc

TOWNSEND YOU WANKER #lufc

Political reporters wheeling out some hilarious Traitors analogies for this Starmer-Streeting kerfuffle

Chris Mason has a Fisher-Price typewriter.

Sandy: "Yes, I've just cleaned it out." #shetland

I'm no legal expert, but if I wanted to avoid a driving ban then - instead of relying on a judge being in a good mood - I would simply choose not to clock up five motoring offences in eight years

M&S HAVE STARTED DOING BREAKFAST PARTY FOOD

'Favourite activity on day off' is superb

And we cross live now to Mike Graham Productions

Magnificent stuff from Football365's Mediawatch column

"What did I say, Wes?" "You said you could have shit through the eye of a needle."

This piece is a bit harsh on the 49ers, I understand Adam Underwood has already drawn up an extensive list of players who we'll narrowly miss out on signing in January #lufc

DO YOU RECKON

Wednesday

Ban on the use of the word 'gameweek' A return to only hearing from co-commentators two or three times each half Bring back the Simod Cup for a laugh Absolutely no team talks or any other faffing about at half-time in extra-time Stop your 'quadrant' nonsense and just take the fucking corner

Didn’t winning 100 points after his squad was asset stripped for £100m worth of players, didn’t that penetrate? And similar in his first season when players like Sinisterra were leaving right up to deadline day, didn’t that strike you as decent management in very testing circumstances? #lufc

Behold, the Aaronsonbot 2000 #lufc

There's a ruddy typhoid blowing out there

Lovely stuff

Pleased to see my gran's old antimacassar has found a new role as part of this shirt

Imagine how they'd be doing if he was finding it hard

Caller on Radio 2 saying journalists should cut Trump some slack when he speaks clumsily, because he's 'not a politician'

On this day: "Carl Shutt arriving on the far side of the penalty area... he didn't need him!" #lufc

Whatever your view on the BBC situation, I think we can all agree that truth, accuracy and objectivity are the cornerstones of quality journalism www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefan...

1 Stop showing the Six Nations 2 Make a third series of The Tripods 3 Bring an end to Simon Calder's reign of terror

"It's hello to fitness and goodbye to fatness with this rowing machine." #bullseye

The first thing I'm going to do when I become director-general of the BBC is bring back 100 Great Sporting Moments.

Mountain to climb in the second leg #universitychallenge

Mrs R: "How did you get that Picasso question?" Me (lying): "Hey, I know a bit about art." Me (telling the truth): "I know nothing about art but the Stone Roses track of the same name means I have at least heard of Guernica and so I always guess that for Picasso questions." #mastermind

The late Barry Took www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

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