The Jazz Singer (1927, dir. Alan Crosland)

Please enjoy this picture of Sarah Cracknell's mum looking exactly like, well, Sarah Cracknell's mum

Good of Lothar Matthaus to take his daughter to the Ballon d'Or ceremo... sorry, what?

Roy wearing full kit in his office while taking a call from England manager Reg Varney

Surely she's had some work done

And we cross live now to Buckingham Palace

Anti-distinctly-minty

Right, that's me all set for the Rapture

That music round, though #universitychallenge

"Marcuse." #universitychallenge

Mike Yarwood #universitychallenge

ITV at 70

Difficult day for Sarah Ferguson's charitable work and philanthropy consultant

ITV at 70

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27."

Everytime I see this, it reminds me that I once got stuck in the big wooden snake they had in there. I was 28.

"Tell them to get me a 44-year-old scorcher. And do use that word."

ITV at 70

This isn’t the argument I’d lead with against a gang of racist thugs tbh

Metropolis (1927, dir. Fritz Lang)

Monday

You have to say that's magnificent

I've got two words for this. Shite... and shite

I demand an immediate five-year banning order for Matt

Peter Drury already has at least three Reijnders/reindeers commentary lines ready for use over the festive period.

To be fair to him, I made pretty much the same noise #lufc

When Rita decided to sell the Kabin

The bloke lying on the ground got a good view of it #lufc

Seen some joker saying this was 34 years ago today, I'm not falling for that bullshit #lufc

The Polyphonic Spree have let themselves go

I regret to inform you that Ed Davey is at it again

Pleased to confirm that I'm coping brilliantly with this morning's Somme-like conditions at the dog park

Plenty going on here, but the look on the face of the fella on the far right wins it for me #lufc

This is an absolutely sensational song

Three Up, Two Down That's My Boy Don't Wait Up The Other 'Arf You Must Be The Husband No Place Like Home The Happy Apple Fresh Fields French Fields Holding The Fort

Out of the top half as it stands, this is BULLSHIT #lufc

The secret love child of Jerry Lee Lewis and the Cowardly Lion

You have to say that's magnificent

Red card for Toni Schumacher at Old Trafford.

That's the price you pay for having him out of the Spin Doctors as your goalkeeper #lufc

That one’s for you Rkid, that one’s for you. #lufc 💙🤍💛

All hail Big Daniel's lucky long coat #lufc

Stach's free-kick registered 8.9 on the Sterland At Bramall Lane On Boxing Day scale #lufc

That's the worst thing to happen to Robert Plant since Led Zeppelin's performance at Live Aid #lufc

SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT? #lufc

Yes #lufc

Thought he'd brought a fish with him there for a second #lufc