I always get James Franco (good actor, proven box office draw, rightly cancelled) mixed up with Jared Leto (shit, only ever bombs, somehow not cancelled yet) and become very confused.

#Duolingo is rubbish. Not for the first time, I did a perfect lesson yesterday and it’s saying I didn’t get any xp at all. Worst game ever.

Can you imagine telling random kids that Leeds, Depor, Malaga etc used to be in the Champions League? Wild.

A goal and two assists for my biological son. I love you, little prince.

The caveat is that he can barely hide the enormous crush he has on Lauren, but I’m genuinely surprised at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink on #strictly. Not only is he pretty good, but he’s throwing everything at the wall, with no insecurities. European dude, not afraid of looking a bit girly. Rate it.

NOT DIANE KEATON! That’s absolutely stinking, honking, minging news. A real icon. #filmsky

I always forget how good Dicaprio is… Such ease and authenticity to everything he does. 2026 feels like it’s supposed to be Chalamet’s year at the Oscars, but I really feel like PTA will sweep & take Leo with him. #filmsky

Megalolz

If I see “most stressful movies” and Safdie bros classic GOOD TIME isn’t on it, there’s going to be trouble. I needed a 3-hour nap after seeing it for the first time. I thought I was to die. Surprised they refer to Spoorloos/The Vanishing as “obscure” however #filmsky

Last year, the clueless Mbappé haters enjoyed the best 12 weeks of their life. Then they had to cancel their internet connection, quit their jobs and leave society. They’ve been gasping for breath & feebly clinging to life ever since. KYKS 🔥

@danburden1138.bsky.social Dan, you strike me as a Tron guy. Reckon I can handle this new one if I haven’t seen the others, and am completely unfamiliar with it as a franchise?

An away match on neutral ground? The stadium will be 90% Barca fans! The rest of the league should sue. And Villarreal throwing a home game for no real benefit isn’t the scandal it deserves to be.

Been waiting my whole adult life for this! FAO #musicsky 🥃 or 🍺?

Spotted this on Facebook. The comment section is awash with angry replies from the PROTECT ARE WIMMIN AND KIDZ brigade who are unhappy to see someone be awarded for protecting women and kids.

Jude Bellingham this season - 3 months recovering from surgery - Started 1 game, played approx 100 mins in total Yet Tuchel not capping him for 2 #England games (friendly, qualifier v 137th in FIFA rankings) is apparently some *big win*. Media are so salty he rejected the Premier League.

The 4th spot on my #Letterboxd Four Favourites often chops and changes between about 5/6 specific films, but I do think the current four are my most Melly-coded. #filmsky Yeah, why does MARCIA get everything?!

Javi Gracia’s time at #LUFC was short and not especially sweet, but I found him to be naturally very likeable - hope his latest spell at Watford is a good one.

Saving my day from being a complete disaster: @guido-pond.bsky.social for an exciting mystery parcel, feat The Square Ball, & a new cup for my cafe con leche!Gracias amigo. ¡Muy guay!

Some people have "Christmas" and "Easter". I have "Equipe de France arriving at Clairefontaine" Allez les Bleus!

Considering horror is the one genre that consistently gets people turning up to the cinema, I remain frustrated by these films being relegated to one screening per day in the graveyard slot. This is a mainstream past time. Let us see the film before 9pm! We're middle aged. #filmsky

I never like the idea of Barcelona having something to chase but if Sevilla could get something out of this game, I wouldn't give the smallest shit about my incorrect relegation shout. I'll stand up in a room full of other losers and declare myself a wrongoholic.

Presumably Harry Gray joins England's 17s for the Euro qualifiers at the end of the month and then heads straight off to the U17 World Cup in November. People really need to shelve their dreams of seeing him bag in the Kop end anytime soon. #LUFC

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's general trouser area is certain to get at least 2 written submissions to BBC's Points of View. He could take your eye out through the screen. #Strictly

If I were King of the World for the day, I'd ban Steve McManaman from commentating on Madrid games. World peace can wait. #UCL

WOW, she's good

LACES OUT!! Or whatever. Vamos, can't wait 👏🏼 🏈 * *(Will not be watching the actual match)

As annoying as this is, that's exactly why nobody was hyping Raphinha for the Ballon d'Or when that thing is on the same team & is basically unstoppable. Thanks Lamine Yamal, I can turn this game off now. #LaLiga

No. That’s my emotional support laundry pile. It’s load-bearing. Can’t be moved.

I wouldn't usually say this, but.... come on NUFC.

I very rarely watch a full season of #Strictly but I'm certain to crash out very early this year after the DEVASTATING development that is Karen Carney being a) very good and b) surprisingly likeable.

My dad (75) asked me a few weeks ago - tone of concern in the Mackem drawl - "What's this Pink Pony Club they're all taking about?" and whenever I hear the song now, I just CRACK UP 🦄

"You had the courage to jump into his arms" This is how you'd see me, a COWARD, jumping into Vito's arms #Strictly

I hate when #Strictly contestants have to dance latin to contemporary pop songs. It robs dances - samba, paso and tango especially - of their character. Plus, traditional music would help the weaker dancers at least get a feel for the style. Samba to EMF's Unbelievable? What a garbage choice.

Are Sunderland definitely away from home? They sound REALLY loud.

Missed the Leeds game due train problems, Madrid got absolutely battered. What a rubbish day, I think I need to get my cinema/film hat on. I need an alternative universe.

Has Esteve really scored 2 own goals for Burnley?! Oof.

Atleti needed to score a second. You can't rest against even a poor Real Madrid. MBAPPÉ. IS. INEVITABLE. ✨ Best in the world ✨

Turning the game off. My stream was frozen at 17 minutes, then refreshed to a freeze frame of 0-1 several minutes later. I'll follow along on here and dream of a Prime Minister who will trash the 3pm black out for me.

The silver lining after today's train chaos is I get to watch el derbi after all. Atleti should raise their game today and are Madrid's first traditionally more difficult fixture of the season after a perfect start. Hopefully a good match (just not for Cholo).

Now that my matchday saga is over and I'm on the sofa in my pyjamas with a cup of tea, I'd like to change my prediction from hoping for a point to knowing we'll win. I always miss the good games, so you are welcome! #LUFC

If anyone needs a spare and can get there before I can, give me a shout #LUFC NE Upper H25.

The amount of times my trains have been delayed or cancelled on a matchday over the past 3 seasons must be in the 80% range or higher. Delay Repay Whites.

Skipping the Elche Espanyol game for the Bayern V Bremen as I feel like I've not seen much BuLi this season. Karl Hein starting in goal for Bremen for the first time this season - felt for him last season at Valladolid. Tough gig.

Douglas LIVES!

Gavi and Joan Garcia both knackered with meniscus injuries, that's rotten luck for Barca considering all the games they'll have. Bias aside, I hope Joan Garcia's isn't too serious as I'd like him to get to the World Cup & presumably a season at Barca gets him there 🧤 🇪🇸

I was considering a social media blackout tomorrow so I could watch the Madrid derby spoiler free when I get back from Leeds but what's the likelihood that a chronically online poppet like myself will manage it?

Yesterday, I got a socials throwback from Bernabéu and today, I got a socials throwback from Montjuic. Depressy.

It's Will Smith's birthday! I don't particularly care about Will Smith, but it's an opportunity to share this clip from Abbott Elementary, which brings me joy.

Interested to learn that Tom Miller of Cadete B is from Tenerife. I'm now deeply obsessed with with the idea that one day, there will be a Tom Miller playing for Spain. I'm officially invested. #RealMadrid

Mateusz Klich waking up and choosing violence by upsetting the Messi fanboys. Why not 😂 www.marca.com/en/football/...