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Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.

The Airbnb left us a sewing kit. Someone's put biscuits in it. Bit weird.

Human brains produce new ideas every second of every day. Sit down with a tiny child and ask them to explain something they're doing and you will hear half a dozen of them. Ideas are what humans *do*. The idea is by far the easiest part of any creative process.

Happy International Mien's Day! Please try to be aware of your appearance, your manner, and how those serve to communicate your feelings and emotional state as you go about your day.

🎵The Vengabus is coming, And we are very cunning, We're driving really close by, So we can steal its WiFi, I want to watch my TikToks, And old Lovejoys on Britbox, We're using all our gumption, And saving fuel consumption🎵

throne.com/sophia_nyx/i... Trying to get this to 80 percent today. #mutualaid

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

It's Toxic, played on the souls of the damned being tormented in Hell.

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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

Those radicalised to the right take mild criticism with the same affront as a thorough fucking drubbing, so you might as well say what you think. And if ‘mild criticism’ is the best you have of these people, do better.

Two other related points: - It’s not actually that expensive to hire artists if you have a clear brief, are OK to deal with, pay instantly, etc - Your project gets a boost, not only from not looking like AI slop, but from having a real named human involved (who will probably help promote it)

posted by a friend who is Professor of Molecular Biophysics. PM me if you have any ideas and want to be put in touch.

Oh, apparently I was at Aberystwyth university at the same time as Zack Polanski. That's weird!

I have to believe there are far more accessible men across the length and breadth of the United States who would be happy to scrape up any old vermin from the asphalt and sling it on the grill in order to get laid by a successful, attractive journalist.

Imagine being a journalist, hearing all these horrific, bizarre stories from the subject you're interviewing and all the while thinking, "Hmm...Robert *Kennedy* Jr. though..."

Worm, manipulating RFK's mouth, revealing thousands of writhing pupae emerging from his throat: ACCEPT MY OFFSPRING Nuzzi: A Kennedy wants me to have his babies 😍😍😍

RFK: Would you love me if I was a man? Nuzzi: What? The Worm Puppeteering RFK's Rotting Body: *Widens the Eyes So Far the Entire Eyeballs Are Visible* I ONCE BUTCHERED A WHALE

Oh cool, indentured servitude. Legally recognised throughout the democratic world as a form of unfree labour aka slavery. Also literally how the people traffickers that this legislation is supposedly meant to stop imprison their victims.

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

In policy terms it’s an interestingly evil trajectory going from “we will stamp out antisemitism” to “we will confiscate jewellery off refugees”

I mean, at this moment, Reform and Labour are equally fash, but Labour are also well-funded and established within the Westminster ecosystem so they can make what they want to happen actually happen, whereas Reform are a clown show protest party that are doomed to splinter and collapse.

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

"If fascism is popular we will implement it" is such a blunt and perfect summary of liberalism delivered with absolute clarity

My first ever game "i will strangle a horse" has recieved its first substantial update! 7 new ways to die! many more silly choices! Ladder Amnesia! free to play right here and right now! brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... #textadventure #indiegame

Genuinely think they don't. The whole political project of the last 15 years is shaped by the notion that people are members of unchanging voting blocs that can be freely manipulated by cunning deployment of messaging. Government by database.

I've brought this up before but I think it bears repeating because it's a total non-factor in all the rhetoric: "Britain" hasn't been an island (or archipelago) at any time in its history. The last decade of drawing back behind our borders is a bizarre aberration.

No robots for a couple of days. I need to focus on finishing this year's (well, next year's really) calendar to get it up for sale asap!

Thinking about all those people who told me they HAD to vote for the Lesser Evil party as their gov now starts seeing piles of valuables collected from the undesirables processed in mass numbers as a pr victory

reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."

Wow, he looks just like him!

Amazing how policies that please no one result in no one being pleased by you.

Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence. Every single human in the world is the product of migration. It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human. That’s never going to change. Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.

Let them fight is praxis. Some people don't seem to recognize this.

You can think it’s good that Massie and MTG are stirring up shit within the GOP caucus without thinking their politics in general is good. It’s not hard at all in fact?

Something I’ve really changed my mind about is that it’s really healthy for vices to have some friction around them. I don’t think it’s great to straight up criminalize things but it should be a bit annoying. You should have to go somewhere to gamble at least

"I asked Grok, and..." Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.

I will once again repeat the salient points of my anecdote about meeting someone with no connection to the UK while in a nation neither of us were native to, and what they knew about our country:

Congratulations to Labour who have won the coveted Tommy Robinson endorsement. Excited for sensibles to explain to me why I have to vote for the people enacting actual fascist policy.

if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile

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The second piece for this project, this one is called RAW, and it’s an oil painting (oil paint and oil stick) on a 20x25cm unframed and unvarnished canvas board. For sale at £75.00 inc P&P, UK delivery only. Get a piece of Haus Of Holly for your home!!

"If you don't let me punch you in the face, the other guy will kick you in the nuts" doesn't seem like a sustainable political message.

If you're wondering why various right-wing causes in different countries are suddenly looking super wobbly right now, it's because a lot of powerful people took November 2024 as the watershed moment when progressivism was defeated, and now they're realising it wasn't.

Spousebot is reading about a Babylonian king who insisted that a solar eclipse (a bad omen) was actually a sign his own daughter should be installed as high priestess, and how the court astrologers countered this obvious corruption with repeated reference to precedence in their own divinations.