I'm still hand-sewing this galactic bunny. Her embroidered stars are taking quite a while.

guys I'm starting to think the guys heisting half a billion dollars at a time from the market through blatantly-rigged insider trading manipulations over and over again might not have our best interests at heart

Alrighty, I only have 2 more creatures available in my shop now. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Does anyone else want to grab a Jeremy Creature before I head off to the post office? jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I currently have 3 Jeremy Creatures available over at my Big Cartel shop. They are Clara Gloom-Wilder the Lovely and Ferocious, Violet Gloom-Wilder the Star-Crossed Spirit, and Mabel the Mabel the Interdimensional Spider and Builder of Haunted Labyrinths. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I currently have 3 Jeremy Creatures available over at my Big Cartel shop. They are Clara Gloom-Wilder the Lovely and Ferocious, Violet Gloom-Wilder the Star-Crossed Spirit, and Mabel the Mabel the Interdimensional Spider and Builder of Haunted Labyrinths. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Meet Violet Gloom-Wilder. I designed, hand-sewed her, and hand-embroidered her. Many centuries ago, the Gloom-Wilder family was cursed by an annoying sorcerer so that every 100 years, a Gloom-Wilder child would be born star-crossed and plagued by 100 curses. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I'm currently hand-sewing a galactic bunny.

I'm currently hand-sewing a galactic bunny.

Some creeps are talking about sending an army of infiltrators to No Kings protests to "gather intel on the left" so if you go start thinking now of the most unhinged fictional gossip you can share with any "how do you do fellow kids" ass weirdos who approach you.

Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.

I just posted more about Miles over at my Patreon. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

sending ICE to airports is meant as an act of intimidation. whether it’s well-planned or not, whether they’re masked or not, whether they’re trained or not—as with ICE anywhere, ICE will do whatever ICE can get away with, until they don’t

Alrighty, I only have 3 more Jeremy Creatures available at my Big Cartel shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I just posted more about Miles over at my Patreon. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

I have a few Gloom-Wilders remaining at my Big Cartel shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

UCLA fired me for much, much less. See now, THIS is “celebrating” someone’s death—the factual critiques I posted about open bigot Charlie Kirk were not.

Meet my newest creations: the Gloom-Wilders. I designed and hand-sewed them, and I hand-embroidered all their flowers, stars, and markings. They're a family of spirits who live in a haunted woodland (haunted because they live there). jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Bat update: I didn't see any bats, and I hardly even thought about bats, which is a shame.

My creation is a resource for creators! The Repository: guaranteed non-AI animal photos, free for anyone making any type of art (sans AI of course) to use and reference. Almost 200 species online so far. The site runs entirely on donations, if folk are so inclined. We just dropped red pandas today!

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

Clara Gloom-Wilder is available over at my Big Cartel shoppe. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures. As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

Hugo nominations close in a week! "Laser Eyes Ain't Everything" has: superhero puns rage about accessibility catharsis about accessibility a weird amount about traffic circles a wheelchair user and Three. Damn. Stairs. I'd love it if you gave it a read! bsky.app/profile/effi...

Hugo Nominations close soon!!!!! my novella, The Death of Mountains (from @lethepress.bsky.social) is eligible! if you're wondering if it's any good? it's a finalist for the LA Times Book Prize and the Nebula Award. please consider small presses in your Hugo Nominations. thank you!!!

Hugo nominations close MARCH 28!! Run With the Hunted for best series! Burn Up in Victory for best novel! TWO short stories to choose from! "Dare Seize the Fire" and "To Be Merciful; or Light After Darkness" authorizedmusings.blogspot.com/2025/12/2025...

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

My son, Borto, is extremely based. Wherever we go--the bank, the airport, the museum--he demands milk. Borto stamps his feet and shouts, "I am the milk boy. Bring me your finest milk." He guzzles the milk and pours it over his head for a milk bath. He is a based milk boy of 20 years old.

WARNING on the latest phone scam -- which was very deceptive even to someone who writes about online fraud! Got a call from, supposedly, the bank -- flagging two suspicious charges -- walks me through need to reissue card, has my address to confirm (ugh...) and obviously has my mobile number. 1/

It's March and it's been over 100 degrees here every day recently.

Clara Gloom-Wilder is available over at my Big Cartel shoppe. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help me spread the word? I have four more Jeremy Creatures available at my Big Cartel shop. Any sales are very much appreciated. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Thank for this space! This is my newest drawing—done from a reference photo I took—and put on a shirt because it's certified* to make one look cooler. (*by me, a random person who likes reptiles a lot) rc-murphy-designs.printify.me/product/2733...

I released my first game a little more than a year ago! It's a soulslike set in a weird afterlife, and I poured my soul into the gameplay systems and lore. More than anything else, I'm starving for feedback on it :y I'd be happy to give away keys if it meant I could observe peoples' honest thoughts

Today's a great day to support some creators. Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it. Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help me spread the word? I have four more Jeremy Creatures available at my Big Cartel shop. Any sales are very much appreciated. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Bat update: no bats today, but I saw two fake owls and three dinosaur statues.

I just mailed off Nill and Miles. There are still 4 more Jeremy Creatures available at my shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I just posted about Golden Gloom-Wilder over at my Patreon. I designed and hand-sewed him, and hand-embroidered all his stars. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

I have 4 Jeremy Creatures remaining in my Big Cartel shop. Would anyone else like to grab one before I head to the post office? jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I just posted about Golden Gloom-Wilder over at my Patreon. I designed and hand-sewed him, and hand-embroidered all his stars. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

There's this little homunculus who shows up at night and eats most of my trail mix so that by morning I'm left with a bag of M&M's.

Some people seem confused about this so I thought I'd take a few moments to explain: a button-up shirt is one you wear when riding a gyrocopter, and a button-down shirt is one you wear when traversing an underground labyrinth.

Well, the leprechauns ate all my buttons again this year.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

This is a good time to remember that immigration judges aren’t real judges. They work for DOJ as part of the executive branch (under Bondi and Trump) and the fact that we call them judges like they’re independent arbiters would be laughable in a free and fair country.

Meet my newest creation: Nill the Neolithic Statue Who Never Was. About 8000 years ago, various human beings from all over the planet considered sculpting Nill, but they ultimately decided against it. They thought, rightly or wrongly, that he had a few too many eyes. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com