Yeah they’re far worse than the media reports eyyoo Also John this is your agent we advise you to keep posting through it king

Getting the most cringe debatepilled tranny to write an excuse article for you and using her words to insult trans women as a whole not helping your case as one of the most pathetic posters ive ever seen on this here app

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

a go-to gif at all times

For all the cis people imagine me looking like this and shaking my head at you if you go on and consume Harry Potter

"actually Kier Starmer is doing a really good job in incredibly difficult circumstances. He is a strong and credible leader."

*as I am being beaten around the head by jeff koons using one of his own sculptures* still, it's important to separate the art from the artist

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Yknow its really interesting how people trying the whole death of the author argument to defend the wizardslop always cite long dead artists as examples. Its always “oh can you still enjoy Picasso?! Or Wagner??” Never can you still enjoy Neil Gaiman. Almost like They Know hmmmm

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

Yeah i have whats called Autism

Excuse me sir are you licensed to open carry those bazookas

Maybe enough cis will finally see it’s actually really fucked up to have institutions police if your body is considered legitimate for your assigned role

I mean its obvious but just hit me like oh yeah we really are doing it

Just realised this gene testing for sports is a real world “oi mate got a license for that gender” , a papers please to check if you’re allowed to have your very identity

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Easy rule for a good standard response to ai slop is to remember its the opposite of improv’s “yes, and”, the correct response to ai slop is: “no, fuck you”

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Marching against far right bigotry(other people than us doing it)

Funniest timeline is JK fires Lithgow for daring to criticise her publicly and he gets fucked over both ways by pissing off Everyone

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[uncovering pottery shards on an archaeological dig] Wow, ancient people sure were clumsy

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Got em back with my Great Teeth Heist

Going dentist today hope she doesn’t steal all my teeth like last time

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Oh please let this mean they’re all looking at Polanski and going ah well gotta do a pod i guess please let starmer and streeting start their own ones will be funniest shit ever

Trump going all “nuh uh I didn’t want it anyway” about Iran war resolution like a sulky child that didn’t get his way with threats and theatrics Everyone is 12 theory stands firm

(sound on for some amazing screams lmao) House of the Dragon Season 3, coming June to HBO 💪🏴‍☠️⚔️ Lohar is back and she’s coming to SLAY

I do love it when a cis person trying to bargain that actually they are okay doing what they do encounters trans people who just say no get lost love that shit

“Goebbels’ childrens books were so important to me and i still enjoy reading my old copies in private“ like okay you do you but can you understand that is kinda suspicious and says something about you that you can’t let it go

Like the fact all that JKR has done and does has not soured this for you says something about you and what you think of my people and we get to judge you for it soz maybe be better idk or just suck it up and be an adult about your guilty pleasures

Oh yeah just to be clear i will also still judge tf out of you if you still consume and enjoy harry potter without giving jkr money directly. The whole property now embodies the fascist project of my community’s eradication sooo

In many ways antiwokeness and “keep politics out of our art“ is a nostalgia for a time when you didnt have to consider the political reality of the world we live in

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Like of course Starmer is in on it all and being dishonest when he said he was simply “lied to“ but this is how he wishes to be seen. As an absolute fool just stumbling his way trough to power like a mister magoo or mister bean of politics

“I was wrong to believe the Prince of Darkness’ lies and I refuse to believe that one can be bamboozled again. I will not let one snake make me distrust my friends“

The real message to the HP fans and what they are incensed at hearing is: “Grow up“