Help I woke up in silent hill

Okay, everyone was right - I started watching it and I'm totally hooked on Pluribus

I don't know why I never thought of this before - pot holders specifically for bowls that are hot out of the microwave. It's genius

It's a catmas tree 😆

Find someone who loves you as much as my cat loves to try to get his dinner early

All I'm saying is, if you're someone who has to go to tons of meetings, you should set "meetings" just for yourself, to book time for getting things done

Windows 11 now supports some 3rd party Passkey apps natively. In Settings navigate to Accounts, select Passkeys then click Advanced Options techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/windows...

It's that time of the year when I need to summarize everything I've accomplished, and I wish I could just submit this picture instead

Nobody: One random taste bud on your tongue: FOR NO REASON I AM INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND IRRITATED TODAY

If you pick up an old shell, can you hear the C?

BRB liking every photo I see of the aurora

Right click desktop Click View Uncheck show desktop icons Sigh in relief that now no one can see just how truly chaotic your desktop really is

"If you won't get my toy for me, then I'll get it myself"

It's a heart 😆

I fixed the title

SQUIRREL

I love being able to see a written battery percentage in the taskbar now - so much easier to read at a glance

Me: I wish I could teleport Also me: But what if teleportation destroys the original you and all you're left with is a copy Also also me: But would it hurt the original body? Would the copy even know it was a copy? Also also also me: you need more sleep

I should stop scrolling social media and go to sleep ... (keeps scrolling)

Don't you hate it when someone figures out your password and you have to go and rename your building?

❌ Finish the presentation well in advance ✅ Finish the presentation in the moments before you have to present

The first time I saw a bunny: BUNNY! The 500th time I saw a bunny: BUNNY!

Have you ever looked at the paperclip emoji in windows 11? 👀

"It's fall back, so you get an extra hour in your day" No, now I'm just hungry an hour earlier

Good guy microwave - never lets me forget that there was a daylight saving change

Cold take: Hydroplaning is the worst

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email finds me:

Parents - check your halloween candy carefully. Someone may try to teach your kids the C programming language

Happy Halloween - do you have a costume? 🎃

I don't know what happened in the intervening years but things seem to have gone really awry between Derry Girls and the sequel Welcome to Derry

This new cat brush is great

Is doing a search on Bluesky set to latest broken for anyone else? It just spins and won't actually switch from top to latest (Ironically I can't switch to see if anyone else is talking about this due to this)

This comment is such a mood

Failed a captcha 5 times in a row - starting to question my humanity

If you're looking for a chuckle to start the week, the nominees for the comedy wildlife photo of the year are great 😂 www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Walking around in Seattle right now

"Women are not usually interested in science fiction" What?

My happy place

Total cook time for tea: Boil water: 5 min Forget you boiled water: 60 min Boil water again: 3 min Start tea steeping: 1 min Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min

Checking mouse sensitivity the old fashioned way - by brushing it with a feather

I can't decide - should I order 1 cable, or 52? 🤔

3 word morning horror story: Out of coffee

My cat's answer to the trolley problem is apparently that you just have to knock the trolley off the table

There was a black mirror episode about this ew.com/suzanne-some...

If you have a laptop with a precision touchpad, make sure you check out the touchpad settings - you can configure the three and four finger gestures, including if you want a gesture to raise and lower audio volume

Reading about the AWS outage Few minutes later, trying to access Amazon - huh, why won't it load? Oh right, it's down 🤦

If only life was like a video game and you could heal all wounds by just eating enough cheese

Since I'm sad anyway, may as well play Keeper

😞

We said goodbye to Nutmeg today We did everything we could - the house feels empty already