The Affordable Care Act did turn 15 this year, so yeah it tracks that trump wants to fuck it and walk away with no consequences

@samesadecho.bsky.social will be fine, he's promised that he's no longer trading 1-800-COLLECT cards in exchange for getting pulled on skis behind lifted Volvo station wagons unless it's a REAL emergency

99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”

Every time the weather gets bad I worry about my coworker that commutes from VT.

MeToo couldn’t have ever gone too far. To even begin to make things right, they’d all have to be lined up and

it's like 35 degrees out and he's inside on his blankey

Wiki might say Ken Starr died due to surgical complications in 2022 but he actually bought it because he tripped on the top of a steep set of stairs and rolled so hard down that his head went up his own ass past his shoulders. Apparently his last words were “I like fucking teenagers.”

to read an obituary

smooth

The end of this year coming is feeling like this.

ok

yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people. bsky.app/profile/arid...

On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast. That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale. Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.

Going home isn’t an option, coffee cup.

like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.

Yeah well I have the Southern Lights (faint glow of a Waffle House sign)

More people should look into Grover Cleveland. Sexual predation & power misuse by the office of the President is as American as baseball. Looking at you, Jefferson and a lot of the other founding fathers that took full advantage of enslaved people’s lack of right to consent. Fuck Clinton 5ever too.

I think I’ll go into work a little early and use that time to keep an eye on my friend. She’s been sick as twelve dogs and if she can tell me to shut up and I listen, I can tell her to sit down for five minutes and she ought to listen. Sometimes friendship looks like moderately aggressive bullying.

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Opus: Arm, you gonna throw the ball er...? Me: I'm trying to take your picture. Opus: What you're taking is a long ass time to throw my ball. Me: Why are you like this?

renovating a restaurant four months after opening

To everyone viewing the Northern Lights

Last year when I slipped and fell three (3) times within one mile. Can’t find the photo of the third time, but by the time I got home I looked like I’d had the shit kicked out of me by a yeti (Shoutout to @samesadecho.bsky.social for the quote, and the people who texted me to say he was right)

I Survived: Trapped In My Dress and Couldn’t Get Out

My own choice to not have kids is layered. I don’t know how good I’d be at it. But what I DO know is that I stepped on enough of my brother’s Lego, power rangers, and all the other sharp fucking toys to be uninterested in more. I step on my own stuff enough.

Did you know that we are now as far from Britney Spears' debut album as it was to John Lennon’s “Imagine” Anyway enjoy your night.

Killing time while I clean, before I go home

"phillip k dick, but stupid" describes everything now

Satisfy Your Hunger With This One Weird Tip (make nachos)

imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy

Shit is rough right now everywhere but at least dowdy bigot Kim Davis can still die mad that gay people can legally and morally be more successful with marriage than she has been, no matter how hard she tries.

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to be horrified by you again Because a reflection clearly staring Left its image while I was swearing And the vastness that was splayed across my screen Still remains Within the sound of silence (I accidentally caught my own reflection in my iPad)

hello, my cooking friends. do any of you have recipes that use dates as the binder/sweetener? for dessert/treats type bites? no grains, so no oatmeal or rice flour or anything. nuts, eggs, dairy are cool. TYIA

Imagine being a man pushing 60, having to run to your mommy to get on the social media platform you own and defend you, because an 87 year old woman is handing you your own ass

"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"

One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better.

ok which of y’all was this

He told me he swapped forks with me when I wasn’t looking, so so he could say he (his spit) had already been in my mouth.

Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾

Fuck the rest of us though, eh Tim?

Saw possibly the funniest comment in a while on a video where a lady was sternly saying that she’d never eat food made by people that were taking drugs, smoking, or drinking. I have some possibly uncomfortable (for her) news about food she may have gotten from restaurants in the past.

First snow’s coming down.

Proud (to have pissfingers) Boys.

21 y/o: classes all day, work 11-4am, hit the bars mid-week, survives on Red Bull, twizzlers, and bagels. Nothing can stop me. 44 y/o: why always more shit. Always more having to feed myself. Always bills. I don’t want to do this. I’m tired. Rocky IV soundtrack on to even do the dishes.

“I want you to understand, regardless of your politics, the historical danger of a secret police…Left unchecked their mandate will grow; the boundaries of acceptable identity and speech will shrink…every issue you care about—any hope of participatory democracy—is downstream of this.”

Pickle juice because my leg is cramping like it’s angry with me. Water too, but two of these are faster.

Me: So I've been hanging out with this woman, and I just... how do I put this? I really like her. Like, I think she's the best thing in the world. She has a big butt, and when she smiles at me, I can't help but trust her. Bell Biv Devoe: What?! No. We talked about this.