ALSO today a road crew fucked up & blocked both entrances to my clinic so talked to the off duty cop, he hollered at the crew-within the hour they sanded & got my entrances open. later the clinical director tells me a neighboring business came by & told her "a red headed lady was yelling at the men"

i got a new shirt for today and i have heard i look like: an 80s wedding singer, cute penguin, and tuxedo cat ☠️☠️

welp met some of the new company reps today and at face value holy shit they need a dori. but let's hope they see that as well....i doubt anyone else in my entire ass company gave them paper copies of their resume so i know i will stand out in some way...good OR bad 🤣🤣

I guess they’re really not allowed to say anything is bad without shoehorning groceries into it.

welp my company has been purchased by another company wish me luck

they have a name for what it looks like when MY roots grow out ☠️☠️☠️

babbys first suns game

Seriously.

I call cleaning clothes “[doing the] washing” and Tex calls it “[doing] laundry” so now Peanut asks to see “the LAW-SHE” every time we walk past our washer/dryer

can make my own with cardboard, very simple

Being extremely online was only meant for a select group of people who could handle it. We are the computer shamans. These chemicals weren't for normal folks.

Anyone who conflates "academic" with "elite" hasn't seen the academics' apartments I have

Do y'all know how many PhD students are on food stamps?? And this is a 2024 article www.nature.com/articles/d41...

I think we need to be able to balance the reactions "this is another expression of 250 years of American imperialism" and "what do you MEAN we kidnapped the president of Venezuela and renditioned him to the US and are now claiming to run the country" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This is a new evil spawned from the ancient capitalist hydra, we need to be using historical context to fan the flames of what the FUCK and not just retreating to smug well this is how empire has always worked you can't be surprised by it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

@ginerso.bsky.social your place?

cheddar bacon potato soup that my son asked for and will not eat lmfao good thing i fuckin loveeeeee soup

idk if u guys know the comedian felipe esparza but he feels like my husband's spiritual twin

Watercolour painting of Bourton-On-The-Water in the snow. #art #snow #watercolour #painting

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

grok didn't say shit. Grok is not sentient. This is you helping musk escape accountability for this shit. Journalism fail.

PS: plenty more in my books, “candy hearts” and “the secret lives of candy hearts”! available anywhere books are sold, I’d be honored if you snagged a copy ❤️ (or signed, on my website: tommysiegel.net)

kids these days amirite

ahahaha fuck step therapy* *when your insurance requires you to fail out of a different, cheaper medication, one that may have worse side effects and a different impact than what you need, before they'll cover the one your doctor actually prescribed

this has been so well produced!

logged back on briefly just to post my most anatomical bake yet

and the rest

Rocks at Belle-Ile - 1886 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10187

want this so bad. picture me just tootling around town in this. going to pick up some chicken feed. TOOT TOOT

Oh. my. god. This is the Asst. US Atty General calling people -- in print -- "hoes."

izzy got invited to his first ever NBA game seeing the suns and okc on sunday 😍😍😍😍

I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?

Yuko at the park

I rolled over in bed and pulled a muscle, so I guess I'm awake now

If this man ever goes to prison it will be for a variety of alleged fraud never conceived of before in the human mind

all i want are two sweet lil lady gaga tickets but nooooooooo they are like $300 EACH 😭😭😭 some day i will go to a concert 🙏🙏🙏

logging on

haven't truly attempted to draw a human in 20 yrs and god damn im rusty as fuck hahahaha

company wide meeting on the books for tues and i am shitting my pants bc there have been rumors of a sale 😭😭😭😭

I was gone for twenty one minutes what the fuck happened

Art.

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

damn that baby looks cool as hell

When you get to chatting with the crunchy mums in your neighbourhood

thank you for your patience, you are now in line for the fireplace. there are two animals in front of you. the approxmate wait time is 8 hours.

When the White House press pool motorcade reporters used to wait inside Trump's country club in Sterling, VA in the first term we would get finger sandwiches & coffee. It wasn't free. Our news organizations were subsequently billed ~$70 per snack session.