Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now

critics are calling it "the fortnite of handjobs"

For fucks sake. Big brain geniuses actually think scenes of snow in NYC are "fake!" because it hasn't melted yet. They're insisting "snow" is actually plastic. Buddy, I can assure you, it's real. You wanna come shovel my sidewalk? Fuckers.

Iz did not get the promotion he applied for again 🫠🫠 they keep picking less qualified people who have been with the company longer and then having issues when they don't work out.

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Law enforcement officers have always been unmasked in this country until ICE started wearing them last year. *That* is the departure from norms. *That* is the step too far.

soooooo one of our clinics lost their operations manager and clinical director and regional director all at once....so guess who they called in lol

A coalition of the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth voted for him.

I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads

it’s so nice to get out of my formal daytime hoodie and into my relaxing night time hoodie

Martinez took five bullets from a CBP agent, and DHS went into overdrive claiming she was an armed threat to the agents who were merely defending themselves. Sound familiar?

I'll be sharing a few more fundraisers from the twin cities, and once again, I am only sharing those that are vouched for by people I personally know who are on the ground. This is a bail fund that helps people who were arrested and are facing charges.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

PSA

oh yeah baby that's some delicious ass caldo picante

Omg me too! Green chile chicken 🤤🤤🤤

unsportsmanlike conduct is the only thing that gets me to hone in on televised sports. my drama receptors activate

The Temptation of Saint Hilarion, by Dominique Papety, 1844

let's get gompers right next to @georgialux.bsky.social lux's nails

that said i’d prefer to see it in the divisional round

me at the qt getting snacks for the laundromat

Sir, we’ve lost r/massivecock

Waffle is Queen of the castle

9am vs 3pm lol

This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.

Vivi said “lol as well as lmao” re: going outside

Please let whoever came up with this shot know that it's a really cool shot and I appreciate the inclusion of it.

Imagine if this type of clear and concise government communication were employed across the country at the local, state, and national levels.

We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.

Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally)

Cutie: what do you think? Me: I dunno the hole might be too small. Cutie: Lets test it. Me: *puts Socks infront of the box and she climbs in*

i would have FOMO of everyone prepping for this storm and hunkering down but im too busy enjoying the warm sun and clear roads 🥲🥲

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

The author of "We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families." 👇

Fucking disgraceful. It's hard to even read this stuff.

Alex Pretti's parents found out about his death when the Associated Press called them. They then had to make phone calls until they reached the county medical examiner. So heartbreaking. coloradosun.com/2026/01/24/c...

Since Americans insist on parallels to Nazi-controlled Europe over the American history that inspired the Nazis, now is a good time to remind everyone that Anne Frank didn’t die in the gas chamber or by firing squad. She was kidnapped by the gestapo and died of typhus in a prison camp.

been hiring this month and someone i interviewed like 2 weeks ago just emailed in accusing us of age discrimination and saying "aren't there any other jobs you can put me in?!" susan this is NOT how you impress a potential employer that already told you you're not the right fit for the position...

tomorrow is the day i officially meet the person that would be giving me a job in this new company, the regional director. i am managing a luncheon and visit on his behalf, among a mass of nervous staff at the hands of these merger, and my right hand partner in crime manager and bestie is on PTO lol

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign

choose your fighter

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time