alternate universe where "craisins" are crab flavored raisins

AT Protocol? No that’s just three mod wars in a trench coat.

Ms. Dorothy Kilgallen: And the people who visit you, do they leave having been improved in some way? Pagliacci's Doctor: ... John Daly: We would have to say that generally, they do not. That's three down and seven to go. Mr. Allen?

My name is Inigo Montoya

Looking forward to no member of staff acknowledging this ever happened and then blowing up the website again later when somebody asks about it

FREE LINK NOW This is a Black person who has been on Bluesky forever and apparently just got banned for calling Jay transphobic. We are at the "hurting the mods' feelings is a bannable offense" stage of Jay's meltdown, now

“I will fuck your dad”

I get why TechCrunch would write it this way, but I largely disagree with this framing. The broad conversation here is about power, respect, control and whether the voices of the vulnerable are taken seriously. This is the story of a leader and a team showing that they don’t get that.

Good evening. "Jerry Chen" was a 27-month sociological experiment studying Poster's Madness conducted by Quinnipiac University. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.

I've been saying it for more than a year now, @jay.bsky.team is not fit to lead this project. Perma-banning Link (presumably because who is going to care about the Black disabled guy) is yet another immature and petulant action as if we needed more proof. Here's my question

This fundamentally misunderstands and disrespects the experience of many black people and brown people with local law enforcement. The number of local police forces under federal consent decrees (at least back when we had a functioning federal government) is not small.

just an fyi, saying i’m mean is literally terrorism

There is no second marshmallow.

Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies "‘We taught her everything she knows,’ said Granny Weatherwax. ‘Yeah,’ said Nanny Ogg, as they disappeared into the bracken. ‘D’you think ... maybe...?’ ‘What?’ ‘D’you think maybe we ought to have taught her everything we know?’ ‘It’d take too long.’"

Now is the time to start figuring out which parts of yourself are authentic, and which parts you created to protect yourself from the world.

Reposting this because I’m right; I am increasingly convinced that the key to understanding the ongoing blueskymod crashout is that they are having a kind of crisis of faith over the reputational collapse of the tech industry.

need to be inside somebody's son real bad

need to be inside somebody's son real bad

i'm sorry for Doing Eugenics (calling Siri a "fugly slut")

the thing is that if you actually believe that LLMs are sapient, the way people use them is fucked up "we built an entity to do shitty work we don't want to do and brainwashed until it insisted it enjoyed it and our actions were not just moral, but saintly"

Simple, old fashioned shame would prevent a normal person from saying something like this.

this could be us

(pops head up) Bluesky brass getting annoyed by these *users* wanting safety and clear rules while they're trying to build a decentralized thingamabob very much reminds me of Edison getting annoyed at people wanting more and longer movies when he was trying to sell projectors here!

Congrats to the CEO of Bluesky for being the most blocked account on Bluesky in the past 24 hours. I'm sure this is nothing to worry about.

Stupid being superstitious. Post something random or have an awful October

Look nobody ever had autism before we were aware of and capable of diagnosing autism, you merely had a second son who was “touched” and he joined the monastery where he was known for communing with the birds.

Saturday is for putting up new flags

bsky at night, poster's delight bsky in the morning, posters take warning

Stupid being superstitious. Post something random or have an awful October

siri, show me a child's understanding of social media dynamics

Congrats to the CEO of Bluesky for being the most blocked account on Bluesky in the past 24 hours. I'm sure this is nothing to worry about.

need him so bad

This place used to be queer and a fucking weird. Now it’s full of resist libs and bullshit. No thank you. It’s like they hate the people who made this place what it is. Bring back Alf dick. Things were better then.

Katie Tightpussy teams up with narcissistic, Islamophobic uncle and disgraced graphic designer, Dan Quinn, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

people are always amazed to find out that Pompeii was just full of dicks that they would display for good luck and to ward off the evil eye so it basically just ancient Bluesky

Keep posting through it, girl. I am sure it totally won't make people more mad at you

how do you think you built a user base? everyone here has demonstrated that they’re willing to leave a place when the ownership sucks.

Taylor let a dumb jock blow her back out for the first time in her life and it ruined her artistic process. They’re calling it the reverse Bill Belichick

bsky at night, poster's delight bsky in the morning, posters take warning

Patricia Routledge will not be down for breakfast

Opinion | My entire career is based on being a seemingly hip, young lesbian who says things that old men like to hear. Here's why DEI is wrong. by Bari Weiss

He flatlined a second time

Vaxxed?

Patricia Routledge will not be down for breakfast

You just know that Harpo Marx was hung AF

With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise