There is a specific kind of ugly that French Canadian guys can be that is very sexy. I will not be elaborating on this.

Heterosexuals are exhausting

Need to <redacted> somebody's son

Actions have consequences.

1. You do not need to watch a video of ICE murdering someone in order to be an informed citizen. 2. Not clear why posters are uploading that unredacted, uncensored video to this niche social media site full of people who already hate ICE. What are you doing???

Please do not post videos of violence without tagging them in the moderation settings. Please do not reskeet videos of violence that are not tagged.

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

"Perhaps I had judged NeedDaddyTits too harshly"

yeah see the havana raygun is real but it's really more of a 'beam the entirety of every property brothers episode into people's heads raygun' but that is both a mouthful and doesn't sound badass at all

Just a reminder that George Conway is not fundraising right now to run against a MAGA republican. He is fundraising to run against progressive Democrats.

yeah, the thing about your ass is it’s not so much what your ass wants inside of it as it is what you want inside your ass it’s a *mindset* shift

A touching tribute to Mike F

Can confirm that I, a man, have never dated or married any of these kinds of women.

I still retain the ability to be surprised by men

Stepmothra

Republican: We will find fraud in California. Gavin Newsom: U R Gay Liberals: Wow, his comms team is incredible.

liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe

Many of you know I conduct a chorus of (mostly) elderly men. We're back at it after our holiday hiatus, and y'all... they sound so good. They always sound good after a couple of weeks rest. But they really did sound good tonight. #SpreadLove

As someone who has seen what a vindictive and arrogant asshole Moshe Yanai is... LOL. LMAO even. 😂 blocksandfiles.com/2026/01/05/i...

[Everyone focusing their energy on the thing happening] God, shrugging: best I can do is Doug LaMalfa.

I think it's nice to have a pet. There's a weird little guy in your house who's a completely different species, but you're friends and you hang out together. That shit's wholesome as fuck.

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

H.R. Giger's "The Nutcracker"

Prayers up for Alice; she's in danger of becoming a big account 😭

spicing up the cuck RP by introducing an "alpha cuck" who bullies the husband off the cuck chair and makes him sit on the floor

Women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant should avoid Sweasel, as she may harm the developing fetus.

practicing my celebration for when it happens

Every four years the US is forced to choose between a fascist and a conservative while the newspapers claim politics has gone too far to the left

H.R. Giger's "The Nutcracker"

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

This was a big red line even on cesspool sites like 4chan

i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately

One of the benefits of being friends with me is that I will thoughtfully give you incriminating things to help bring about my eventual downfall

this describes a few of you

FWIW, I'm not mad at Schumer here because I think he's wrong (he is factually right.) I'm mad at Schumer here because I think he's a fucking pussy.

Put the government of Venezuela on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang

It's been a while since I threw together a website, and it's an even worse experience these days than I'd imagined. The tools are so bloated with "AI" and other shite that even copy-and-pasting basic text results in the interface crashing. Absolutely pathetic. Fucking Geocities was better than this.

One of the things that is perpetually weird about Online™ is that sometimes somebody you've known for decades will die, and you won't find out about it for months or years.

as I learned from our discourse, the responsible thing to do is to mock JD Vance and theorize this guy was his lover

It's important to surround yourself with good people. I hope you're all sufficiently appreciative of the light and joy I bring into your lives. If you're not, there will be consequences. 🥰

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

How dare The Left say that liberals and centrists are as bad as the right. Can't they see that we are on the same side? As a matter of fact, I hate the left more than the right. Because of how on the same side we are

one night koalas stayed over at my parents house with me and we got super wasted on fermented eucalyptus wine and told me that their moms water bottle is just vodka, 24/7

What they won't tell you is that Steve Irwin is the reason those koalas have chlamydia in the first place

It's important to surround yourself with good people. I hope you're all sufficiently appreciative of the light and joy I bring into your lives. If you're not, there will be consequences. 🥰

streaming platforms need to have a setting for "Do not ever show me anything with Lena Dunham in it, under any circumstances"

Thinking about the Oceanspray twins today

Thinking about the Oceanspray twins today

Time for another one of Alice's Horse Facts! Horses produce 5 to 10 gallons of saliva a day! For reference, those blue jugs of water that people use for drinking fountains is 5 gallons.