CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Genuinely nothing icks me out like listening to people eat. Ugh. It makes me wanna die.

The @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board wrote a whole hit piece about me because as an educator I dared say white males are the biggest threat to America. Just a reminder that we, white males, always have been and still are the biggest threat to America. Citation-U.S. History

Something nice I will say about Bluesky is that the majority of the user base has a deep hatred and mistrust of gimmick or brand accounts so the gimmick accounts that have toughed it out are generally very high quality gimmicks.

Northern lights ✧˖°.

900 likes on my overcooked 2 post and yet none of you will step up into the kitchens w/ me hmmmm hashtag fake friends

overcooked 2 tonight, queen?

Hey Chicago, brace for extra traffic around Wrigley Field due to Cubs vs NY Mets game at 6:40pm today. 🚗⚾

✝️ Rapture Update - Sonic Hedgehog has been raptured

Shoot from the game ❤️

como asi, es asi

"It's showtime, girls" 💖 #FFX2

hey, it's our day! i'm very glad and proud to know who i am, and to have known who i am for as long as i have. i struggled a lot as a teenager and even as a young adult, but i'm really lucky to have had supportive partners all over the gender spectrum to reinforce that i'm fucking awesome as i am.

It’s an open window and incense on the ofrenda kind of afternoon as I slowly recover from all these damn vaccines. 🫠

I can play that game too

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Baldur's Gate 3 Hotfix #34 live on Steam including a native Steam Deck build resulting in a more stable framerate, lower loading times, and smoother gameplay store.steampowered.com/news/app/108...

New illustration by Akihiko Yoshida for "Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles"

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

The covid + flu shot combo is laying me out today 🤧 send soup!!!

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

i try to spread the good word to people and this is how im thanked???

Hi all, unfortunately I still need to beg for help to survive the next month. "Only" $2000 this month, with part to save for a vet visit next month. Need $1175 by the 1st for rent. Please help by sharing or donating, if you're able to. www.gofundme.com/f/2000-neede... & ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...

Hey Chicago, brace for extra traffic around United Center today - Kali Uchis is in town! 🎤🚗

If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

The president cant pronounce "acetaminophen"

man has been so into creating these luxe looks in FF14, go give a follow if you need some fashion inspiration on your timeline!

Cosmic Dawn by Oilibhear Veil (Ultros) A #Reaper glam for @en.finalfantasyxiv.com Eorzea Collection - ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/3072... #FFXIV #FFXIVGlamour #FF14 #FF14Glamour #EorzeaCollection #RPR #RPRGlamour #ReaperGlamour #Miqote #GPose #GPoser #HanaGentle

Steal My Look, Pt. 1 Weapon - Moonward Crux (Metallic Brass) Head - Excite-I-Mask Body - The Warden's Dress (Metallic Brass/Sky Blue) Hands - Thavnairian Armlets (Lavender Purple/Metallic Brass)

Steal My Look, Pt. 2! Legs - Thavnairian Tights (Lavender Purple) Feet - The Warden's Thighboots (Metallic Brass/Lavender Purple) Earring - The Warden's Earring Photos taken in The Crown of the Immaculate.

This doesn’t suddenly mean everything’s ok btw the first amendment is still very much under attack

next person who tells me how excited they are for it to get colder is straight pushed into the street. fuck off and let me have this warmth.

Illinois’s SHIELD laws were created for moments like this – to protect providers and patients. Preventing women from accessing critical care is wrong. www.texastribune.org/2025/09/12/t...

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Cosmic Dusk by Oilibhear Veil (Ultros) A #Dragoon glam for @en.finalfantasyxiv.com Eorzea Collection - ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/3072... #FFXIV #FFXIVGlamour #FF14 #FF14Glamour #EorzeaCollection #DRG #DRGGlamour #DragoonGlamour #Miqote #GPose #GPoser #HanaGentle

Steal My Look, Pt. 1 Weapon - Augmented Radiant's Partisan (Violet Purple) Head - The Warden's Wreath (Pure White) Body - Asphodelos Himation of Maiming (Woad Blue) Hands - The Warden's Vambraces (Snow White/Abyssal Blue)

Steal My Look, Pt. 2! Legs - No.2 Type B Leggings (Violet Purple) Feet - YoRHa Type-55 Thighboots of Maiming (Jet Black) Photos taken in Paglth'an.

I'm crying... they're mad about "Antifa" Free Companies in FFXIV now.

Let this video of a pig wiping tf out soothe you.

He’s gonna try to trademark antisemitism

dudes rock

A mural that can be seen on the Kennedy has been blasted as "AI slop" by local artists and commuters. blockclubchi.co/428g9tg