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I drove my 100k cybertruck into a lake to test its cybersubmarine mode. Here's what I learned:

*loads gun* no it won’t

damn! #forza

Toby the African pygmy falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus) is taking a dust bath at the Cincinnati Zoo. Birds secrete oil from a uropygial gland ('preen gland') that is antimicrobial, conditions & adds waterproofing. A dust bath helps remove this oil so a fresh layer can be applied.

Another beautiful photo of Milwaukee Ave Chicago

fort pizza

Frieza

FORZA!!!!!

oomf buying me pizza and beer tonight yes i'm winning!

found the most insane tshirt possible at ACEN this weekend btw genuinely did a double take walking by the booth and had to stop and get it

i honestly think it's gross how many people ponied up the cash to play Forza Horizon 6 four days early. There's literally no benefit. It's just free money for the company to play early. I know this shit has been happening for a decade but it's still gross to see companies take advantage like that.

Chicago babes, Tove Lo tickets are on sale at 1pm with the code “ESTRUS” 😋😘🪩

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

This brief article about the quiet grief of adult friendship is so moving and lovely and worth 5 minutes of your time. This excerpt below really hit. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/civil-...

thank you Hannah Einbinder 🇵🇸 “There is a greater toll in not speaking and you've just got to have your priorities straight. I am under no impression that my small career could ever measure up in comparison to even one human life. It's an obligation and I will always do it.”

At Montrose and Waukegan beaches, piping plovers lay the first eggs of the season

A bald eagle I saw today on Chicago's South Side

Happy Sunday

DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN

iS: internal section (PS1) (1999) 1/5

Crank it…

DDR time…

some of those skircles are crazy

If I don’t see any PoC in your friend group, it’s definitely sus.

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

I can't do much to help, but I will absolutely hate someone on your behalf.

Let’s get this place HUMID!

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

ACEN today!!! 🧲

The Old Chicago Main Post Office, 1921.

I've been recording bird sounds and playing them back to the birds that made them. They seem impressed. Am I a bird DJ?

Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜

how am i awake right now…

hot bitch party

squad 🪩🕺🏽

IN THE BACK OF THE BACK OF THE CLUB 🎶

Thank you all SO much for the birthday love. Chicago babes, I’m going out to Smartbar tonight. If you’d like to come dancing, come on out! 🪩🕺🏽 I’ll be there from 10:30 til I can’t dance anymore!!!

''We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.'' #art #bloodborne

maybe the most relaxing game ive ever seen, Sandcastle is a realistic sandcastle-building simulation with super life-like water and sand physics

wishlist now! store.steampowered.com/app/3216520...

We’ve gotten to the point where some people are calling other people dumb for accurately pointing out when something is, in fact, AI generated

Hey everyone, just a reminder, I’m doing a March to the Polls thing on Sunday! Swing by even if you’re planning on waiting to vote - we’ll also have yard signs.