Gonna fuck around and build this for a friend.

New friend! I’m naming him Callen.

Humpday 🌱

Just need a couple more things to finish my room if anyone wants to help~ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Searching for an excuse to talk to hot queers in YOUR area? We understand that Magic: the Gathering can be a bit intimidating to new players, both in terms of complexity and initial investment. This is why Sips'n'Spells is inviting our community to build and donate decks to newer players.

Me when someone asks what the best color in MtG is

It’s truly an evergreen screenshot 😭

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Oh just posting this for no particular reason really

THE ACKROOMS

When you see me like this at Market Days (bc all my oomfs are visiting) just keep walking. I'm exactly where I want to be.

Sips n Spells returns THIS Saturday! No theme this month, just summer vibes. 🏖️

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

Coincidently, he's where the bar is set for US politicians.

Shoulders and Calves today. No calf pics, but imagine giant beefy chunks of meat. 🍖

Our food is still better and nothing can ever take that away.

one guess to which one is my character

need a chaser to hold my belly up like this tbh

what a shocking development nobody could have foreseen

Went to late night taco bell and walked out with a date with a muscle cub???

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Anyway, hi.

This is my sona, I’m not answering questions at this time.

I need my sad friends to move to a metropolitan city and see their moods improve living in a walkable place where people are kind and cool.

happy place

Louis does amazing work! Please support him & his fundraiser for Venezuela 💗

🎀🧸LADYBEAR🧸🎀 is a celebration of the big bodied, voluptuous nonbinary bear trade the world needs! It’s a party for bears who are ladies and ladies who are bears and all the salmon who love us! Part drag show, part dance party and always sexy and fat! www.etix.com/ticket/p/376...

Bought a bidet for my apartment and my roommates are going to throw me a party

Double the view

People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.

This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.

I 👏 love 👏 gay 👏 people

Got to see a LOT of good drag today 💕

Chicago is the best place to be gay and play magic, I s2g

I need to use drafts more often tbh.

Got my first sunburn of the season in

Looked big as fuck here idk idk

Gay Beach nudity discourse incoming

Locking down for the next few months but it’s so nice not to worry about every single expense. My room is cute, gym is paid for, food in the fridge, I meal prepped (!!), and now just hoping to master my daily routine to the best of my ability. ❤️‍🔥

*hands on hips* The problem is people need to vote harder <later> *hands on hips* I can't believe these people voted

Metamorphosis nightclubs

If anyone in Chicago wanted to go get papusas with me this weekend I’ll kiss the tip ✨

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

International Partymonster 🥳💥 Outfit by me, edit by me, makeup by me and photos by the impeccable @izqueerdo.bsky.social 📸

Last time I asked this literally all my friends said "Fighting / Fairy" and gagged me a bit.

I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.