Okay this was a palette cleanser I needed before bed.

This article was made for me.

I saw AI amputee bear porn on Facebook while I was trying to get to the marketplace :(

Text this to ur crush with no context

Feeling a tingle in my throat after Belly Up 😵‍💫

10 year challenge

There's a reason that @wachelreeks.com is a staple in the MTG community. (Cross-posting this into Bluesky so I don't have to go into X anymore.)

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

DDDDD

I watched Final Fantasy online on Twitch today and saw like 8 people beating up an anime devil lady with traps while an arena watched for like 30 minutes.

Count to 1000 💪🏻😤

“Hexing Squelcher” , 18”x 24”, oil on gessobord. AD: Deborah Garcia. A new piece for MtG’s Lorwyn Eclipsed. The original oil painting is currently being auction on the Facebook Mtg art market page.

Can you guess what workout day it was?

I love her!

Sips n' Spells posters for Jan! Your favorite queer-focused commander social in North Chicago 💕 1/10 - Meeting House Tavern 1/26 - Dovetail Brewery Follow us on IG: www.instagram.com/sips_n_spells/

Mountain, art by @ralphhorsley.bsky.social! #MTGECL

I have to teach EU again on Monday. I'm currently setting my alarm for 3:00AM this week.

if i’m not supposed to be a slut online then why is it so fun

Moment of praise for Magic's first VPL 😌

There's only one thing I want to do with Mirrorform (and it's disgusting)

hello sweetheart

Okay, so what was the point of the Aetherspark? We know that Amonkhet race group got it but like what was the impact? What are they using it for? Why did we have a whole race about it?

2FA ✅ Coffee ✅ Plugged up ✅

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

I'm building Redshift right now and I haven't found any basic land that captures it's the kinda goofy, punk, racing vibe that I want. Thinking about photoshopping another version of this with Nissa behind the wheel and making it my Gruul friend racing lands.

I love being gay.

an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim

Forgot to post new years but I have beautiful friends 💖😌

I need everyone on Bluesky to see this one

Haus of Prophets presents: Viva Las Vegas 🎲🎰🃏

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die in 🕯 2026 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

2025 has been a year of unbridled change and growth. The Good: Living by myself for the first time ever, dating for the first time since I was 18, creating a popular event in Chicago, cultivating a new friend group, getting back into fitness and art, and rebuilding my confidence.

I finally got to watch Sandman season 2. It didn't do the Wake Arc from the graphic novel justice. I remember reading this final bit of story and crying for like two hours when I was in high school. It made me feel nostalgic and I kinda want to do another read through.

Sips n Spells, a queer magic the gathering social, has about 50 people consistently coming to both our events each month. 😭 Shout out to my cohost @malheurt.bsky.social for being main producer for our dovetail event 😻

I’ve been playing Redshift lately for some goblin combos. Making every goblin have Krenko’s doubling ability feels like a fever dream.

“Why do you like showing off?” “Sorry, my ex fell out of love and didn’t have sex with me for like 3 years. I’m sorta making up for lost time.” “Oh.” Yeah, girl, stop asking question like that. 😵‍💫

Christmas cake 🎄

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Little throw back

Finally get to see family after this long year. ✨

🎅🏻🎄

i was gifted some new loungewear bottoms and i’m kinda obsessed with them 🥰 i need more cute and cozy pyjamas in my life!

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Last trivia of the year 💕

Reminding everyone of this.

Evergreen 🎄✨