I just wanna make out with friends and play MTG

SFW/NSFW Your turn

He's so fucking funny, annoying and embarrassing

I started a diary about a week ago and something that's been sticking out has been: I'm much happier. I feel like I have a thirst for life that people can feel and I've been starved for so long. I wrote down: friends, lovers, leading a group, got over my fear of gay spaces, and knowing I'm loved

I’m still looking for these two cards in Spanish if anyone has the hook up!

Love these two so much 💗

Couple more years before the cub gets love-bombed-mexicanly after showing up on “New & Nearby”!! 🥰

New glasses!

Happy to report my Muxxus x Wizard of Barge deck is working beautifully.

Got my photos back from @kohbaltpup.bsky.social ⚜️🏆

This is why @gaetano.bsky.social and I are friends 🫂

I love you but I really need a non-anime version of you. 😭

Spent this morning missing my dog and crying a bit. 😞

Gonna start building Spongebob as a proxy deck lol

Finally found a fwb that slams me though my bed and I can’t stop thinking about it 😵‍💫

hey it was a fun saturday of beer drinkin

I’m so glad this gif is on here. it’s important

Gonna fuck around and build this for a friend.

New friend! I’m naming him Callen.

Humpday 🌱

Searching for an excuse to talk to hot queers in YOUR area? We understand that Magic: the Gathering can be a bit intimidating to new players, both in terms of complexity and initial investment. This is why Sips'n'Spells is inviting our community to build and donate decks to newer players.

Me when someone asks what the best color in MtG is

It’s truly an evergreen screenshot 😭

🥺

Oh just posting this for no particular reason really

THE ACKROOMS

When you see me like this at Market Days (bc all my oomfs are visiting) just keep walking. I'm exactly where I want to be.

Sips n Spells returns THIS Saturday! No theme this month, just summer vibes. 🏖️

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

Coincidently, he's where the bar is set for US politicians.

Shoulders and Calves today. No calf pics, but imagine giant beefy chunks of meat. 🍖

Our food is still better and nothing can ever take that away.

one guess to which one is my character

need a chaser to hold my belly up like this tbh

what a shocking development nobody could have foreseen

Went to late night taco bell and walked out with a date with a muscle cub???

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Anyway, hi.

This is my sona, I’m not answering questions at this time.

I need my sad friends to move to a metropolitan city and see their moods improve living in a walkable place where people are kind and cool.

happy place

Louis does amazing work! Please support him & his fundraiser for Venezuela 💗

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Bought a bidet for my apartment and my roommates are going to throw me a party

Double the view

People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.