I don’t like this new carousel photo thing they’re doing

OMFG THEYRE RELEASING A CLAYFACE MOVIE

we as a society don’t talk about raffaella carra enough

wow I love the cast of this new season of all stars I can’t wait for it to be noticeably rigged for a queen who’s returned like, 9 times and is maybe the least exciting person to have been cast!

idk I think blocklists were useful at first but I also think blocking swathes of people you don’t know because someone you don’t know thinks they might be bad is somewhat unnecessary and also why this app probably won’t gain traction

The person filming jasmine masters:

I tried listening to sombr’s album today…

Idgaf how tacky it is to self repost it drives me NUTS that we all let this go

feeling European afffff (watching the Umbrellas of Cherbourg and eating all dressed chips)

I wanna buy a singlet but seeing as I’m what doctors would call “Danny Devito shaped” I don’t know if it’s in the cards for me

no parking 2hrs before to 1 hour after wrigley events, except when it’s the third Tuesday of the month or October 26th, but when the moon is a waxing crescent you have to parallel park one handed and if it’s 2pm and you drive a Nissan you better not even THINK of parking here buddy!!!

And if I go to puff puff pageant dressed as Jeff from American Dad will you guys get it

did we ever get pop sound on streaming bc I’m still playing the SoundCloud link…

LOVE a draft drop

Can some explain to me why we’re acting like clavicular is a) actually attractive b) worth listening to or c) worth feeling bad for

jk I was able to take one I was okay with

I wanted to post a thirst trap but all the ones I’ve taken lately are like, EXPLICIT explicit :/

ramattra in stadium and he’s incredible… i used to pray for times like these

Did anyone else hear an explosion or am I too far out from the city rn

Gonna be getting a lot of use out of this

Charles Melton promo tour being gay cocomelon

wait actually… computer!!! show me men with big butts!!!

Computer…show me two men with big butts kissing

This car ride has melted into a discussion of Kylie Minogue’s best works so expect a slightly tipsy notes app list later in the evening

those two weeks when everyone was posting heated rivalry fan cams honestly felt like those two weeks when everyone was obsessed with pokemon go

Yeah if it was my gay ass I would be devastated by Mima leaving CHAM too

A friend just told me he heard radio by beyonce for the FIRST TIME TODAY

something about lifting a washing machine up a flight of stairs and laying down tile and cabinetry while wearing a Carly Rae Jepsen shirt is so funny to me

oh Jacob Elordi….I wasn’t familiar with your game

no one is allowed to comment on the person ill become at the opening of Berlin 2

yall want me to believe hasan piker is wrong for saying the us deserved 9/11 when the president is threatening genocide via nuclear war alongside a date and time like its a tv show

Just had a phone interview please say a lil prayer for me

need this rn…

rewatching euphoria before the new season and just remembered a)McKay existed in the first season, b) Sydney Sweeney thinks acting resides in the boobs, and c) Nate Jacobs is the fucking wooooooooorst

heard there’s a post credit scene for the new Mario movie where they all shave their jawlines but they don’t tell daisy

I appreciate that my buddy’s doesn’t use ai in their posters but I think it’s time they pay for pro

Omg…

Fools…you FOOLS

Hump dayyyy

RuPaul’s Drag Race US Political Figures Vs The World

Me when I drink the stupid jackass who doesn’t understand their userbase juice:

love how they said “we need some good PR let’s kill a intensive care nurse in front of multiple cameras”

does Oakbrook suck now or am I just old with no patience for how stupid people are

I’m having one of those days where I need to watch clips from arrested development for a lil pick me up

I moaned btw

Starting a club called F.A.H.G - faggots against heather gay