Finally tuning into the traitors reunion…some sore losers I see!

If you eat my ass it tastes like an XL cherry vanilla diet Dr Pepper from Wawa btw

shit maybe I’ll have to pick up my switch again

My son…

I’ll watch the reunion tomorrow though I don’t have the emotional strength to see Michael rapport decomposing on my television screen tonight

idk why you guys are mad he played well you’re just gay and think the real housewives are better at this show than they are…

oh hey!

my sister is watching some stream of fnaf while I’m trying to work and I’m SO annoyed. I hate jumpscares this bitch is about to get punched

If I never hear about the bears stadium again it’ll be too soon

Don’t piss me off

Are they gonna say Billie Eilish every time they talk about this idol

hey…it’s Billie Eilish

I’ve never seen someone successfully start a fire using their glasses outside of a cartoon…

bro I’m gonna wear sooooo many hats when I’m bald

I’m finally caught up on this season of love is blind and watching this fieval goes west looking ass bitch say that this GORGEOUS DOCTOR isn’t pretty enough is infuriating

the Macarena music video but it’s all Chicago drag queens

I feel like as a 30 year old man if I were to read the captain underpants books again they’d still be hilarious to me

I’m just like shinji fr

I’m gonna have one of those shitty car dealership “while you wait!” coffees and contemplate the human condition

:)

playing overwatch with my sister is actually so stressful…I’m going 31-4 and she’s going 6-10…

Kristen Wiig seems SO easy and I’m shocked no ones ever done ot

two things can be true guys, Rob is playing a good game but it’s hard not to hit a home run when you’re playing tee ball

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

Charlie Puth putting out a song with Utada…

NOBODY TALK TO ME

sorry but if I get you to counter swap to Mauga in quick play…it’s a victory no matter what happens

LRT I really liked that sound byte and I do hate raja but I wanna do some research mama

🚨🚨🚨 I want to abolish ICE. Period. @rajaforil.bsky.social thanked ICE, funded ICE, and took money from an ICE contractor.

my undies don’t have that “I’ve owned these for three years and refuse to throw them away” stretch to them yet and they’re making me muffin top in the local Marshall’s

If Americans start liking kinder bueno and driving up the price like they did to Nutella I’m buying a gun

thinking about dida ritz and the this will be lipsync again

ai instagram gays are bad but the faggots following them are worse

Sometimes I’m like “wow my cf must be SO annoying it’s all me crashing out and posting thirst traps” and then I see shit like this

Is this guy hot or is he just taller than me

Does anyone have that photo of fiercalicious as symmetra and also does anyone have the kinda of swaying power which would get her to do domina now

Just made the sluttiest little peanut butter chocolate chip cookie milkshake

do you ever watch someone lipsync and you’re somehow able to hear the lisp

ai porn like MUST you people ruin EVERYTHING

whispering “happy Valentine’s Day” to the Wawa biscuit sandwich I bought myself

The pedophiles are arguing which pedophiles should be arrested

After WEEKS of trying to get this ps4 and my crappy internet to cooperate I can FINALLY play overwatch

that special time of night

dwerking in red adidas nylon shorts to honor bad bunny

state of dookie as always

state of play time

One thing I fuckin love is commenting awooga on peoples thirst traps. like sure ur hot with a fat ass but can you laugh? are you whimsical

just sold my old Jetta from pre covid :(