i posted on my insta story too mych yesterday so now i gotta post about this here music.apple.com/us/album/fam...

greedy cowards. this is why I left the hotel industry.

The most important part of this discussion is that if you don’t like episode 3/ Scott and Kip you’re wrong, stupid, and wrong

at the theme park telling my siblings about the gay guy hockey show discourse

heartbreaking. I wish it was ANYONE other than Fallon

Thinking about gay stuff

when Ginger Minj lies about Maduro giving her drugs on all stars 26 🤩🤩🤩

Before I impulsively shave my beard too short does anyone wanna smooch (we can also smooch after it’s just that I’ll only have my mustache)

Idc how cringe it is I looooveeeee me a good fall out boy song

If I was a straight guy id be obsessed with Alicia silverstone in her prime but instead im a gay guy obsessed with Alicia silverstone in her prime but differently

I just wanna say if we get warm blood or bends (the two greatest songs in crjs discography) in heated rivalry s2 I will do something drastic idk why yet

I need some of you guys to bounce on it crazy style btw

RAECISTS LEMME HEAR SOME NOISE!!!

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

waking up to find out the government kidnapped another world leader and his wife

I have 2 drinks and turn into that scene from American dad

I wanna do the 4 cutwatrr challenge btw

idk how to explain it eloquently but of all the celebrities we’ve lost to maga-nazi-ism the only one who actually did anything groundbreaking with their talent was Kanye and maybe if I’m feeling generous I’d say Nicki, but the rest could’ve just been blips in the history of pop culture.

Nobody does it like American Dad and I will die on this hill

how is everyone watching weekend did we all buy dvds except me???

Fem top 2026 blouses let’s make some noiiiiiiseeeeeee!!!!!!!!

me being faced with anything in my life: “damn I need to go listen to smile bomb about this”

Damn costar I didnt know u got down like that…

Diana Ross eating up Mariah Carey tbh

got tipsy, went to the profile of a hot guy, scrolled, and then forgot I was on his profile and thought it was my home page, and then liked 5 month old retweets.

learned that Scott and Kip started as a stucky fanfic

trying to quickly work through the list of of 2025 albums I still need to listen to (as I’m pressing play on ninajirachi)

anyway. This is a story about a girl named lucky

just finished reading game changer. Now im gonna listen to nobody by mitski and debate whether im worthy of love!

When I was about 12, my family went to universal studios. While my family was in the bathroom and my dad was doing a bad job of watching me, an employee asked me to take a survey for them. They asked me what properties id be excited to see at the park, and being 12… I said Harry Potter

I think I wanna plan a trip this summer for finishing my secret project…shygaetano North American tour date announcements

I know the last thing we need is ANOTHER bearded white gay with a podcast but I’m getting the hankering to interview people again…

enjoy this photo of me at the pool that I’m gonna make my pfp on every social media I have!!

we did it gay guys, the official ShyGaetano In’s and Out’s for 2026

Im trying to update my in/out list for 2026 and honestly everything is kinda out

Jason Sudekis I’m soooo drunk rn…Jason Sudekis I’m so drunk and singleeee

“I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think of you” a triple platinum lyric in my book

Sinister grift so far feels like an album I’m gonna love on the beach

Not now, sweetie. Mommy is at The Cottage.

Kris Jenner works hard but Yuna Hollander works harder

guys I can’t find the dtmf heated rivalry edit I found 4 days ago where’d you put it

Halfway through the cottage and if I don’t find a man and fall in love I’m buying a gun

I’m afraid I’ve realized that I will miss Chicago a little more than usual this time

dogs forgive another dog who bit them but they don’t forget the bite

guys I have to finish packing my bags for my Florida trip before I go to the cottage if I see a spoiler you’re BLOCKED

DMing on Bluesky is so embarrassing, things get even slightly horny and you have to be like “ummm… excuse me… could we possibly move this to instagram so I can send you a photo please 👉👈”

My favorite part of the holidays is beating the crap out of my family when we play tombola and scopa