just got raptured, AMA

Me telling everyone who will listen how excited I am that Sega is marketing Jet the Hawk and the rest of the Babylon Rogues from Sonic Riders

Are either of the deli boys gay and also single and also willing to settle for much lower than they could get

I don’t understand what it is about me that somehow, theres ALWAYS a libra running around in my romantic life

I’ve been rewatching SpongeBob as my “noise in the background show” and it’s really understated how much this show redefined comedy and deserves all of its flowers

is it rude to unfollow an oomfs alt

I would like a trip to king spa I think

I have a lot of thoughts about this weeks episode of project runway but they can mostly be summed up by saying that I would take a bullet for veejay

3:30 am blitzed out of my mind and ready to watch the FUCK out of call me by your name

I actually just spent the day at my local library and they’re even renting video games out now!!! Go support your local library!!!

Is there any grant money I can give to someone so that they can research the Pavlovian response where every time I hear a song by Usher I need to have my nipples played with?

I can’t believe the Eagle is becoming Chicagoland’s version of Spirit Halloween

it’s almost like if I’m already irritable I SHOULDNT open hinge

They want to cancel Jimmy Kimmel and kill free speech? Time to hit them where it hurts—their pockets: - Cancel Disney+ - Cancel Hulu - Boycott ESPN - Boycott ABC Let them know why you’re canceling/boycotting. - ABC contact: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/art... - Nexstar contact: www.nexstar.tv/contact/

maybe I should buy some leather stuff

Need to make out with someone naked ASAP!!!

the girls in the crucible had the right idea I wanna go dance naked with the devil in the woods

I get Jack Donoghue (the gay guy who dates all the sad girl musicians) and Jack Donaghy (the Alec Baldwin character from 30 rock) mixed up

I’m kinda like tom hardy if he had no ass and wasn’t hot

Dylan efron I need you biblically

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

last one I promise… TY YAMAMOTO BEST PARTY PHOTOGRAPHER GAGGYS 2025

Those who don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it i guess

#KingdomHearts released in the US 23 years ago today 🗝️

Iike this for a truth is <333

silly little smoke and final fantasy time :)

you guys are going to mayhem I’m alone, poor, and snapping my spine in half trying to recreate the tom hardy pics in my bedroom. we are not the same. im worse

even bigger happy birthday to tom hardy’s MySpace account!

do you ever see a guy who would be really hot if he wasn’t ugly

hang on I don’t think it recorded, do it again!

idk how to tell you guys this but everyone’s placement on Friday’s episode of project runway was exactly what it should’ve been

I’m gonna sing this to him like Marilyn Monroe btw

THRILLED for Cristin milioti

just found out that a gay guy who hit me with a “guess not…” and a novel on gay people on grindr has a mildly decent tiktok following and I just don’t know what to do with that

I’m so h**** I need to slap my **** on someone’s ****

eating strawberry pocky do u want one

Okay I know it’s not uncommon to like, EXPECT dlc for a game that hasn’t come out yet but to announce dlc before the game is out just feels like it could’ve been base game but they wanted to squeeze more money out of players

Replaced my car battery

my man…I wanna suck on that nose

This happened about a block from where I live

Why this and not Mario baseball…

“show hole” “show pole” how about you show me your sense of whimsy and wonder

anyway, THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY!

guess who just found his car battery was dead trying to move it for street cleaning!

Can we talk about the twist of the movie remember me

I’m gonna campaign for a gaggy despite not doing drag and also never leaving my home and also not being creative

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

fun fact! summoning Anima (the best summon in all final fantasy canon) during the fight with Seymour Omnis gets you this fun little bit of bonus dialogue

wait do you think they’d be willing to add a category for “best drag queen to like my thirst traps on Instagram”