There's a dad at my gym that I haven't seen in several months. He's come back with a lot more beef on his muscle mass and hes wearing a tight white shirt and I'm just like

Every great pirate needs a treasured chest! 🌟 #GooeyWeen2025 🌺🥥 #archie #teamaqua #pokemon

Just doin butt stuff (leg day 1) and just tall enough to make me always have to slightly duck under a beam at the gym.

Woah wait Blizzard actually made a fun new chaotic mode in Overwatch 2 arcade? Wild. It's oddly fun and extremely chaotic.

Ive hit a level with my job where I am legitimately depressed and feel my soul is being crushed. I feel no level of any kind of satisfaction and am not paid enough for how many years I have been there. I justified it with my education levels when I first got it and let that continue for far too long

A side benefit of visiting my moms house is to take these kind of comparison shots. I know the growth is slow but it will get there. I speak from experience at this point. Enjoy the process because it takes a while.

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Tonight's look out: hick jock bro?

Another #fcf it seems.

Someone from my high school class commented this on a picture I posted in 2024 (she also doesnt follow me). Like. Okay. Cool. Continue to post pictures of your scrabble games loser. Hope to see you at the reunion so I can respond in person how you looked better before than now.

The bulking can begin soon.

Mudkip says get pumped.

I truly love this card and have already made a commander deck idea out of it. I am having hard time picking an earthbending one to lead the charge though. 4 different Toph's. One specific Bumi. Ah. Decisions.

No....YOU'RE feral seeing a jacked oomf look even more jacked and pumped up.

Just a pumped dad looking for some gym bros to pump senseless.

Dad from inside out time with the mustache.

Oh damn 🥵💪

Various levels of pump. Pull day success.

It's Halloween! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon 👻

Lifted with @xenodu.bsky.social last night for a quick shoulder/core day.

The judges wanted to see versatility.

Songs on repeat this time of year for me.

Thanks to @ohheydj.bsky.social I will be wearing this to the gym at some point, or honestly just out to the gay bars. Thong as well possibly. You'll just have to find out 😈💪

I didn't believe the Najeela hype until I massacred the board. That was fun. I can't play that against friends at a casual game again though 😅 (But I will absolutely be keeping her as a deck)

I am being a night owl lifter this week but fucking hell the chest pump was juicy tonight. The pec shelf is shelving.

Lesson: dont trust the online community and fuck Jason especially. Now I'm out one alpha Haunter. Cool.

I cant stress how this song perfectly fit into my gay gym playlist.

New bot dropped (this is the 7th account with these pictures to follow me)

And a good friday morning to YOU too. #fcf

Are you fucking serious game? 🌟✨️🎃✨️🌟 I couldn't think of a better nickname so I named him Ichabod.

Honestly I'm a 3 or 4. But I know what some people think when they see me.

Unfriendly reminder. The Sailor Scouts would absolutely beat the dog shit out of I.C.E. Can’t be a magical girl if you’re ok with fascists, and their secret police.

I forget how much I like this shiny palette. (And that's as gym bro as I can make outfit wise)

This is a friendly reminder to wash/sanitize your hands after you lift. Especially in these colder months when people are more sick/gross.

I've been wanting to make a commander deck based on just hot/shirtless/buff men and trying to land on a commander. So far my best idea is "A bear and his twink" with these 2. It covers the colors that have a lot of hot men in the art. What other ideas are there? Kamahl could work but 8 mana yikes.

I free handed carving a pumpkin and I think I did a decent job workong from a reference photo.

I saw this movie WELL before I should have and as a joke my mom told me that it took place in the town over from us. As an adult I discovered that Debra Hill (one of the writers of this movie) grew up in the same area and it WAS supposed to be in the town next to where I grew up.

Clearsky letting me know I'm on an "AI Hater accounts" list and you better god damn believe that I'm an AI hater. Im glad for the label. 🖕

The pump from this mornings lift was very nice 💪

Long ass legs. Tiny ass shorts.

Wanting to make some Halloween decks (and 2 of these may have already been made) but I'm iffy on Raphael and Winter. I just love the art for both.

I question how the people I get grouped with in OW matches get their overdrive name plates as they always seem to be the worst players ever.

Happy release day!

Pissing 😂😂 video games are art

Honestly I could spend hours looking at sprite art on the spriters resource website. Final Fantasy Brave Exvius and Final Fantasy Record Keeper alone have so much sprite work that make me want to make more cross stitch projects (one in the works involving X's Shiva 💅)

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Flexing tends to make me even more feral and hard.

Fun fact. An allergy to ragweed can evolve into a full blown infection. Now to get my prescription eye drops and an antibiotic.

When you remember that Final Fantasy Tactics was your first foray into classism in media. (Obviously many books did it too, but this stands out more because I REALLY FUCKING HATED ARGATH)

A halloween orgy where I teach a guy to flex his bicep properly between him sucking my cock and feeling my muscles up. 10 out of 10.