I am scheduled to start my Ghost pokemon sleeve this upcoming Thursday. Very excited. And slightly nervous for the sensitive areas there. So far for tattoos, I only have one on my calf (was a little sensitive) and my thigh tattoo (not painful at all). The Sleeve will be an endeavor.

First pull day of the year. Hard to focus today in the gym with everything happening. Although anger is a good motivator so.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Honestly I wouldn't be happy with just impeachment. Most of us wouldn't at this point.

I love Philly.

Shiny Aegislash ⚔️✨️

A goal for 2026 is to meet more mutuals from here. I met several last year and it was very fun getting to. I would have loved to go to MAL for the first time this year but sadly we can't. Hoping to make it there in 2027.

If you’re just getting started in the gym, welcome! Some tips for being well-received: -put your weights away after you use them -wipe down your equipment -be cognizant of scrolling time -avoid super setting during peak hours -ask for help if you need it -be the welcoming energy you want to see

Thursdays are my rest day so I'll be stir crazy instead of lifting as usual 😅

Well now this is happening

I truly don't know where this tradition came from in my family but this new jock looks super cute on me.

Watching drunk Andy Cohen trash talk Adam's on the new years broadcast live. Love it.

Last lift of 2025.

This bicep trend on here is making me feral for all of you, god damn.

Upping my tattoo game in 2026 thanks to my husband. The ghost type sleeve will begin.

Bicep thread Honestly I took a lot of great ones that I couldn't just choose one picture. Here's hoping I hit 20 inches on this bulk.

Being sporty and faggy on the mountain.

Merry Christmas from some sleepy dads who were tired from all the traveling yesterday.

Hey it's actually winter up here in Maine. Also my giant ass in an American Eagle flight bathroom.

Well that's a first for me. :)

I haven't seen my gym/fuck buddy dad in a bit but we ran into each other finally again while i was leaving and he was coming in,in the lockerroom. He grabbed my ass when we hugged bye and said we need to hang out again. Great Xmas gift honestly.

I do enjoy being a terror as Moira.

Happy flex friday and fat cock Friday to all.

I've been playing this when I start cardio and it really gets me doing my "hot slut walk" on the treadmill.

There's a guy who goes by "Jack" or "J" that has contacted me NUMEROUS times on scruff or has follow requested me many times on Instagram. Be is clearly fake but is INSISTENT that he isn't despite the photos being clearly fake as you can see the face is off. (Not AI, just bad editing) (1/2)

Has my in game luck FINALLY turned back around? (Probably not)

I made a commander deck I'm calling "Mardudes" I can't wait to try out. It's hot garbage and I have no idea how it will work. I also got my SECOND copy of Cloud Najeela, so I'm taking the hint and making a deck for him.

Quote this with your chest pics.

Hell yeah 😎

My gift exchange results. I'm pretty happy.

Can we all bully him to wear this next year though?

I also completed the Lego set late at night and very stoned. It's so fucking cute.

It is nice to look at.

Hit back (photo courtesy of @pinkponysub.bsky.social) and then later tonight I plan to get very stoned and build this for holiday home decor.

Me in my head while food shopping at Wegmans today in the insane holiday crowd.

Straight guy at my gym decided to dry his sweaty socks this way. I will be buying a portable hair dryer now to bring in my gym bag from now on 🤮

Okay, but they got me wanting to play it in 48 seconds.

✨🏋️💪YEAST MODE💪🏋️✨

I forgot to add pictures of the pumped tits.

Learning to flex my chest was a great thing. I only use it to make dumb videos or sexy videos. Sometimes both!

I love being able to text a description of a straight douche at my gym to @pinkponysub.bsky.social and he knows EXACTLY who I'm talking about.

There are 2 wolves inside of me.

Ugh. Too cozy and warm in bed. Getting up seems like a bad idea. Can someone cancel capitalism so I can stay under the covers for another few hours? Thanks.

forbidden egg nog

Dog checkpoint.

I had the most random dream where I was telling a random person on the street about how Guacamole Doritos used to exist. Then I told them about 3D Doritos coming in a plastic tube. I woke up so confused.

Going through my card collection and finding the most random cards that someone threw into the bulk bins back when I first started in 2015 because they assumed they were common (Stronghold didn't color code the set symbols for some reason) but I have 2 copies of this pricey ass card.