wish i had the gay gene that makes you love exercising and working out this shit boring asffffffff

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at what point do we admit pretty much all Twitter users are suffering from AI/algorithmically-induced psychosis

leaf peepin

i could fix them

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5 years of WFH has given me a miserable hernia

tried watching weapons but turned it off after 1 minute bc i sensed something decidedly un-chic was afoot

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hazardously crossfaded but going out to do bar trivia anyway

don't pee up my butt and tell me it's raining

my man muhammad, boy jesus too

gay guys who post nonstop about their airline miles and airb&bs and euro trips and cruises and rewards points and loyalty programs

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certain kind of Very Principled Liberal who loves being like "ummmm it's NEVER okay to out someone :/" and it's like well no, it can actually be both really good and funny

gm monday

the internet is still beautiful actually

Instagram reels that are like “this one BEHAVIOR HACK will TRANSFORM your INTERACTIONS, making people LOVE you INSTANTLY” and it’s just acting like a normal person and demonstrating interest

idk who Ferris is but she put her whole pussy into this nut mix

don’t have shit to say lately

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trailer for a spooky project i hope to keep working on

why do straight guys talk Like That

bartender keeps calling me “gang”

me reading your posts

jd vance has “whiny slob who circles back for a twinkie in a horror movie and gets decapitated by an axe” physiognomy

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my workplace is very "i love the NYT 🤓 " coded and i long to line everyone up and bitchslap them all in one fell swoop

it’s 2025 and some ppl still haven’t realized that posting grindr/scruff chats is incredibly tacky

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cried really hard thinking about METAL GEAR SOLID (1998) today

NEED

PSA to subs, there’s a lot of baseball watching dudes out there who need a large coffee and slow head this morning. let’s leave it all out on the field today

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i think the last good thing to happen was when that olympic pole vaulter hit the bar with his giant cock

you need to be mocking these people a lot more and yes that includes bullying all the corny homos still posting over there

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me: the little laganja estranja voice that lives in my head at all times: because if it ain’t GREEN!!!! i ain’t INTERESTED!!!!!

won 3 hour mario party last night by someone landing on a chance time space in the second to last turn and getting all 19 of their stars

gm

laying on couch w cat on a cool Fall day, emulating gameboy color games on my ipad off a 15mg gummy

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boypussy

i know this bitch had tea