Hope my bedhead and briefs are ~rapture couture~ #twt

This doesn’t suddenly mean everything’s ok btw the first amendment is still very much under attack

I’m 97K in the Ticketmaster queue for the rapture fuck 😭

Me + my comfort movie

I wish I was more excited for the Mandalorian and Grogu but 1) Disney 👎🏼 2) it just looks like more of the same “desert outer rim wasteland aesthetic” and I know there’s a market and a lane for that, but it’s feeling boring.

Maybe this week won’t be so bad if I just remember nothings real and I can be horny on the internet

Bethenny during that fight at the Berkshires:

does this rapture have to wait til tuesday? kinda rude to make us endure the worst day of the week and thennn have its moment tbh

10:12 and big brother still isn’t on. Ugggh hateeeee when they do this at this point of the seasonnnnnnn

any rich men wanna permanently save me from the sunday scaries🤑

didn’t buy this $80 jacket, just took a pic in it instead 📸

sunday scaries sunday scaries sunday scaries sunday scaries 😭

Rubbing my eyes til I see galaxies but it’s actually my hole

10 days till locktober gahhhhhh

Good morning that new demi lovato song is actually quite good 😰

Feeling better. What’s the move tn

Despite having a Star Wars and Beyoncés moms book started, I think I need a 3rd book to get me back into my reading groove.

If it looks like this, hmu. 😏

Good morning Skybabes 💕

I love having crazy dreams when I’m sick. Like what do you mean I dreamt I was at a nighttime pool party hosted by Tim Curry and I was sneaking around his house trying to find glasses?

Well the stuffy nose turned into chills and aches sooo 🆘 I’ll be under blankets for the night

At least it’s Friday 🤧🤧🤧

Listened to the cole escola episode of amy poehlers podcast and, unfortunately, I don’t know when I’ll experience an hour of that much joy again

Nose update: still stuffy 🫩

Watching the SLC premier for the 3rd day in a row just to feel something

Left the windows open for one day and suddenly I’m all sneezy tn

just realized I can’t watch half this shit anymore without a disney+ account fuck

I think this will get me through winter 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Whoever made this, I love you and we’re soulmates. 😭😭 youtu.be/QAsjTRBW5_U?...

I’m sooo wettttt over thissss 🥵😰 youtu.be/pHkqetnUz-g?...

Still thinking about Heather calling Bronwyn “brynnwynn” on SLC last night 😭😭

me when I’m disassociating in public and just thinking about SLC Houswives

Still thinking about Heather calling Bronwyn “brynnwynn” on SLC last night 😭😭

jeremy irons being JA’s sophisticated handsome BRITISH university professor father is kind oouuuhhhh

alligator tears used in the morning show ohhhhhhh this really is my shoowwwww

kinda in the mood to watch the worst Lifetime movie you can imagine. send recs.

If Morning Show has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Morning Show has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Morning Show has only one fan then that is me. If Morning Show has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Morning Show, then I am against the world.

Renewed for Season 5 already! your fave show could neverrrrr

The Morning Show Season 4 viewing starts now

Comfort Album Wednesday

me: I’m not a web designer. Maybe we can reach out and freelance someone with that knowledge and talent? b*ss: just use wordpress ai. 😑

Sleeping in is great until you realize you only have 15 mins to enjoy the peace and calm of morning before work starts

I’m in the cuck chair, watching you kiss him. or whatever robyn said.

Home and ready for my Salt Lake ladiessss

Shirley Manson I was unaware of your gaaame 🫶🏼 🍉

don’t get mad at me for this, but i cannot stand Lisa Barlow. I’d rather talk to a wall.

Not to sound boring and dramatic or anything, but being online is so exhausting rn all I have the bandwidth for is a selfie or n00d and then I dip out. I’ve never experienced true, clinical depression, but the doomscrolling lately has brought me as close as close can feel. 🫩

Today’s vibes reading the news lately: