Ah, four years ago (according to Snapchat) #gay #nsfw #slut

Went down memory lane (stalked old college mutuals on IG) Holy FUCK… I genuinely cannot emphasize just how depressed I was during college. Like (most of) the people I surrounded myself with were genuinely horrible people.

Why tf do bagels retain the heat of 1000 suns after toasting?

For the most part I like, but I have qualms about not being able to have locked accounts, a circle-equivalent, and media in the DMs. I also don’t like the suggested ABDL that gets shoved in your face. Other than that, I’ve met nice people and re-connected with bird-app buddies.

Much to consider

Me, when I take my adderall and drink my lil coffee:

Florida Georgia Line in 2012

Have the worst rash on my leg and I’m about to use sandpaper to scratch this itch 😤😤😤😤

Not to yuck anyone’s yum, but please keep the pregnant goonbeam ice cram man off my TL, it’s making my pp soft

Who wants to be my noomf… asking for me (and my b o n e r)

Feeling ✨v e r s a t i l e ✨ for @bostongayboy.bsky.social

Benson Boone:

The heat in question:

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

TikTok really influenced me to enter my “traveler’s journal” era lol

You heard the NYT, queers

Some light reading to start the new year

Got the shuttle driver that doesn’t shut the fuck up… He also has the jerkiest driving I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

This person did NOT watch the same Desperate Housewives that I did lol

My TikTok FYP is wild

Watched some absolute cinema tonight

Amy Schumer’s cousin is such a cockwaffle

Hey bro… you ever have dirty thoughts about me? Just curious

In 2026, can we meet up and do naked activities? Asking for me

If you saw that… you’re welcome? 😘

New year, but the handsomest bloomfs can have the same ol’ a*t

Tell me why we’re starting the year off with the craziest workload ever lol I’m ready to LEAVE

That’s enough exhibitionism for the day, right?

Like this if we should get sultry together 👀🫦😈

Happy New Year! ᴹᵃʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉⁿᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ… ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵈᵏ

In 2026, this movie is turning 20.

A*Teens (2025)

I saw smelling salts on TikTok and I needed to try… people are so dramatic lol Like it just smells like hair dye

2026 Resolutions

Okay, here’s my absurd reading plan: Jan: Crime and Punishment Feb: Wuthering Heights Mar: The Bell Jar Apr: Brideshead Revisited May: East of Eden Jun: Brothers Karamazov Jul: Odyssey Aug: Jude the Obscure Sep: Dangerous Liaisons Oct: Frankenstein Nov: Emma Dec: Paradise Lost

Me eating my meal from Subway:

*telemarketer calling* Me: *meows* Spammer: seriously? Me: *meows*

The books in question:

Asked ******* to read me for filth based on my planned reading list for 2026 and…

All of my bloomf crushes are taken or married So I’m just over here like

🤫😇

I know we hate AI and ChatGPT but as a hypochondriac I needed to talk through symptoms, I learned that my antidepressant is probably contributing to my uncomfy acid reflux

Feeling LAG (lugubrious and gay)

Full fucking volume

lol… lmao, even

You’re telling me this author began writing this series in 2019? I’m so intrigued

I’m so sold lol

Someone on TikTok really said Wuthering Heights is a good entry to classics

It’s the ratio for me

Today’s book haul