my mom’s cat dgaf

who wants to be my recovery contact

Trying to explain @bostongayboy.bsky.social to my very offline husband has been like explaining kpop to my mother.

the time I accidentally didn’t crop a photo and did for maybe .5 seconds

Boston gay child asked if hot painter was “doing my mom” as a joke in front of said hot painter…

should hot painter paint my kitchen greek villa or alabaster

he has beautiful blue eyes, wearing a backwards baseball hat, a warm voice, and hairy arms

I like to go out, wear something from Marshalls, and push

the swoosh in my hair should be trademarked

house finches built a nest on basketball backboard like idiots

you wanna guess the color of my baking scale

8 years ago today, Kacey Musgraves released ‘Golden Hour.’

what type of chicken meat is best?

bloomf describing my account

I’m deleting skeets that don’t serve me

hot painter will be painting my walls tomorrow

I need to shoot my phone

I’m organizing a bloomf convention soon in Boston. Please note I will not be attendance, but I will be watching.

halfway there

onlyfans gay ruvealed his face and he’s a chop. my biggest fear

sometimes I like posts out of pity

let’s introduce bluesky tipping next bc I really need to get paid more for these beautiful words #blueskyaffiliate

neighbor has nailed other neighbor’s dog toys to a tree with no trespassing signs attached. How can I escalate their conflict

can’t wait for group dms so I can terrorize yall even more often

intolerance is fun (and right) sometimes

I’m making cornbread (again)

highly recommend staying away from people in your life that are constantly surrounded by drama but don’t think they’re a part of it

It’s March 29th

good morning it’s Sunday morning

do you ever feel embarrassed being the hot one in the family

let me eat his Knackarsch

I’m looking for validation (parking)

account so wholesome I wanna cream

I’m making cornbread

hi I’m looking for a (professional) massage but the masseuse needs to be a hot man and I must be turned on by the THOUGHT of something happening, maybe there’s a brush of the thigh that makes me think it’s going to happen, but I don’t want it to actually happen. Can you do that for me?

have yall figured out what’s wrong with me

should I share another shirtless pic or diminish, and go into the West, and remain BGB

people sharing the hogwarts house they’re in like you’ve actually got warts on your hog

you will never convince me to enjoy fish

I know my pits be stinky today at the gym but they have a certain floral Jenny say Qwah to them that I enjoy

I’m thinking of cheating on PF manager with my husband, Croatian man with broccoli hair also at gym

do I act my age

“I’m not honey! I’m not bunny….! My name is Elena!” Glad Ellie popped off!!! Chef is being DISRESPECTFUL and plays it off like these “pet names” is all a “joke” #BelowDeckDownUnder #BelowDeck

is it really really real? Baby tell me how you feel

Hope you had a nice day, I guess

I’ve always wanted to be pounded by a bunch of men all at once, but I didn’t think it’d be while they replace my roof

the nip slip heard round the world

Chappell roan won’t let me show my face