oomf unfollowed bc he didn’t like my pfp

something feels off..

July 1st

who’s madison and why is her garden square

I found a way to keep birds off my blueberry bushes

doing all that for an engagement like you can’t say no or they may push you off the empire state building ???

broke in my new colander today

I’m climbing on top of the empire state building for a gender ruveal

perfect size for burying my secrets

found out boston gay child calling other kids gay as an insult

It’s my birthday month. That means I can be annoying all month!

SCOTUS in June:

Katy Perry:

charlotte:

another zinnia for you freaks

they’re shooting peptides into the CERN blaster

the plot of grey’s anatomy:

imagine the lies they tell each other

I thought this was so funny but I know he hate to see a boston gay boy coming

you can also give me a robe and I’ll make up and interpret laws however I want depending on my mood

I always make my own bday cake. Made Claire’s NYTimes chocolate layer cake last year. What should I make this year?

thank god pride month is almost over bc it’s about to be my birthday month 🤩

no matter how bad the world gets I ain’t watching love island

I thought she was so pretty today

I think bloomf has feet alerts on his phone I swear

sorry I’ve been busy today

Topo Chico means boys that are tops

FDR in 1941:

is a one day age gap ok #discourse

the boy 💪 the notifications 📱

ok will everyone stop laffing at me now

I also have a parasocial relationship with BGB

Barrett and Roberts misread mail for male ballots

it’s cool how two eggs will sustain me for hours

you know it’s bad for katy when the gays aren’t even talking about how bad her new song is

goose attorneys are sending me a geese and desist

if you leave Goose for Grindr do they call it migrating

I’m creating a new gay dating app called Geese for poly people

goose is using my images to promote their gay agenda

an ethical gay dating app is an oxymoron

carpentry so sexy

Antoni on PrEPtides

it hangs heavy (my heart)

what happen last night on bluesky

do I need to state the obvious that if I ever see one of my pics out in the world that I will hunt you down and ruin your life with the full wrath of bgb and my endless resources

Sodomite? More like sododefinitely.

I just told bloomf that our online pheromones were clicking

sometimes a bloomf just has IT!

he heated up my dome so good I polar vortexed