good morning it’s Sunday morning

I don’t make the rules but I will make you suffer the consequences

the birds are so loud

you can blame almost any problem in your life on ginger minj

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

“guess my body count” like idk how many are in the backyard but at least five

presenting Boston gay child with the illusion of choice is my specialty

boston gay child, you cannot “bruh” me

I did 9/11

the zipper on my gardening/mowing jeans doesn’t work

ironically, I cannot find my hoe

if you love a daily humiliation ritual, follow @penorsword.bsky.social so you can watch a bunch of desperate sick bloomfs fight in the comments for a follow back (never me)

ice is a scam by big drink to water down and serve you less of said drink

darling it is no joke this is lycanthropy

hello bluesky I’m new here

I need the sun to come out for my job

told bloomf I was gonna wrap him in a tarp and throw him in the back of my trunk and I think I genuinely scared him

posted a gym selfie on close friends and a friend messaged me that someone named boston gay boy was using my photos on bluesky

Holyoke, Massachusetts

MAY I SUCK UR COCK SIR ?

I grew these lettuces btw #dinner #garden #cumslut

if you all knew what I had to put up with every day, you’d probably canonize me

the balrog is stored in the balls

have abs or a flatter butt. this is my Sophie’s choice

it funny that the first and last place I gain or lose fat is my big beautiful butt

rare earth minerals are stored in my ass

walked in to the gym and they got new equipment and changed the layout overnight

hot therapist asked me to compare this account to someone else so he could better understand and I said there’s no place like it on the internet

and to think Panera removed the charged lemonade bc a man died and there were multiple lawsuits and meanwhile Dunkin is doing this

hot therapist brought up an onlyfans gay today

I love gerunds

the snake in the garden of eden after eve ate the fruit:

Selena covering Billie Jean and introducing it as a song by “Janet Jackson’s brother”

I’m in an unethical monogamous relationship

let’s give him a big dick, juicy butt, plump tits, only right opinions, but keep him faceless

big day for her

bloomf and I lowkey in a cold war with each other

romanticizing bluesky in nov 2024

this could be me and bloomf this summer but he playing

MEG STALTER OH MARY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

im selling protein SSRIs

let me put these creams on my face and pretend they’re working

have I told you that I have a house ghost and they communicated with me once

me talking about post by bjork

who up being radically pro transgender

time for me to stroll through my garden and see if anything has grown since I last looked at it two hours ago