so apparently the company I usually use HASNT been cleaning my pipe properly and there’s so much creosote that I now need a whole new chimney liner due to their negligence even though they come to “clean” it every six months

has anyone ever sued in small claims court bc this is happening to me now. I hope I’m on judge judy

I too am isolated and about 8”

Javert’s favorite song:

the men are cleaning my big pipe again today

Repping @bostongayboy.bsky.social for today’s hockey practice

the winter ozempics 2026

what’s gonna happen to this account if the pats actually win the Super Bowl and I have to show face

last 24hrs of my life been like

French @jackh97.bsky.social be like @jacquesh97.bsky.social

pov: after I’ve stomped on you

A never ending midnight cum

Gaga needs another narrative than “dancing through the pain” in order to win AOTY

I ended bloomf but I do miss them

feeling very

they don’t know I’m a bluesky celebrity

My car when the check engine light goes on:

me describing how big he is

I bet it feels so good to be a polar vortex

I clicked the wrong button and accidentally spent $60 to unlock a video of a nude fitness model rubbing oil on himself by a pool

the devil wears tj maxx

what if I could play the doctor and cure your disease

bought panty hose for ice dams (you fill with ice melt salt and throw them on roof to help) and I did try them on

I have acquired a free bag of sesame bagels

all will be ruvealed on sunday

I should sell protein water (cum)

how to be productive member of society when I’m so plump and juicy

PF manager sold me a protein cookie for 75% off

my Apple Music auto mix is like would you like some yoga cult music mixed into slut pop by Kim Petras

well I’m afraid I’m always right

I got a hog you can ground 😈

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This flop

finally told boston gay child that if I haven’t had my coffee to not talk to me

I've been touring stateside kissing my british bloomf over bluesky

boots that’s my vaccine boost

it’s fuck me doggy style until I cum with my hands tied behind my back February 🤩

good morning it’s Sunday morning

I love a problematic woman

Ariel:

Venice:

Katara:

instagram when you accidentally click on the leftmost story:

I’m live

OMG NO

why does every man from Michigan I know have a big hog

thinking about him rn