tylenol™️ gave me gay

first day of fall

me on my way to work

did you know that @alterhate.bsky.social

roasted cauliflower, red curry, goat cheese soup situation tonight

I’m gonna get a kid just so I can officially tell dad jokes

likes aren’t enough. I need to be etched into the marrow of your being.

good morning it’s sunday morning

comment IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF ATTENTION and we’ll send you the recipe! 👇

should I buy the bonne maman jam advent calendar or should I not and then think about it for a few more months until it’s too late and then regret it and wait until next year and contemplate and repeat this same cycle for another few years

GBBO episode 3 time is NOW

do you think bad bunny still thinks about me

hard and full of protein, this fcf is filled with surprises in every suck. wash it down with some house made cream sauce and you’ll be transported right back to your bedroom jerking it to james purefoy in rome with blankets covering the tv so your parents won’t see the light

bloomfs liking my dumb flirty comments that I forget everyone can see

exactly

they’re trying to silence me

Me to the two eggs in my hand this morning:

another successful work event satisfying 40-60yo women

driving in boston during rush hour really is mad max fury road

the MJ fans are putting hits out on kori king yall

see when I say frankie, you think grande, and I think ruiz. we are not the same.

im so small i feel like this after cold brew. im like a hummingbird

controversial dj’s:

balls for dinner (swedish)

some of yall would probably benefit from some second chakra exercises

this makes sense but sucks for pawtucket

beyonce having dinner with ivanka and jared

Chicken cutlets:

the way I would let seth rogen destroy me

I hope I’m someone’s exposure therapy

Do little seizures clothes at ate on son days?

I’m roasting beets just to piss some of yall off

bloomf knows who I am but won’t ruveal bc he’s being held at gunpoint

me and @tallboychris.bsky.social

I am genuinely curious why some mutuals have gone back to the other app. I get staying in touch with friends, but between the ads, that an evil man owns it, and the general anti-lgbt and white supremacist posts under every tweet, it just boggles me bc your eyes make these people money.

I had to buy eggs for the first time in months (chickens molting)

so I’m actually rachel dolezal

right privilege is real (im left handed)

they’re calling my skeets the new dead sea scrolls

good morning it’s sunday morning

Follow sexy 30/40 year old gay men they love posting naked and sharing their thoughts

be honest, do I have gay face

GBBO episode 2 watchings are NOW

the sign behind me says “no selfie zone” but I took a mirror pic so I don’t think it counts bc nothing happened to me

am I the last good, almost young, white male alive

I can’t log off bc I might miss a funny

nintendo nintendas nintenda nintendamos nintendan

Jade nailed this debut album. I’d cut two of the songs in the second half (maybe leave them for a deluxe) but otherwise, this is a bold pop debut and she came out swinging from little mix