I saw your name written on this random wall.

The fact AI keeps fucking things up and is also wildly unpopular should prompt leaders at MANY institutions to reconsider some things.

I keep meaning to make more innocent posts. Something like “i like flowers :)”

When a guy is like “wanna sit on my huge monster cock that could kill you? 😈😈😈😈” it’s like… kinda not really, actually.

There’s not enough chest hair in this movie. I can’t focus.

Did you know gay people exist in real life?

Gotta pee so bad #relatable

You

Random guy in the locker room was saying he thinks I could beat him up

I’ve gotten both “not into fem, sorry” and “only into fem, sorry.” What the FUCK am I?

good morning to the radically pro-transgender only

What are you gonna do? Hit me? Slap my face and choke me? Slap my face and choke me and spank me and spit on me? Is that what you’re gonna do?

When a burrito explodes out its ass, it feels almost like a premonition.

Sometimes I lay on the floor next to my dog intending to take a little nap but then I get distracted looking at her perfect face for 20 minutes instead.

Just sitting here being radically pro-transgender. Why would anyone not be?

Why did “chubbyboysonly” just tap me?

Complimenting gay guy photographers like “the way you captured his huge meaty dong is so beautiful. I love the lighting I guess.”

Does anyone feel like becoming the father who stepped up?

Hairy tatted up men who want to kill me >>>>

Good morning to the most beautiful person alive (the F*G reading this*) *if applicable

Was just accused of being a New Yorker. So I’m a rat? A roach?

Another among the many, many reasons why we should push back against big tech’s stranglehold on our pedagogical toolkit:

Gay4gay gay4free gay4…you?

Was modeling for a figure drawing group and as I was walking around to check out what the artists were working on, one girl’s page was just filled with sketches of fish. What are you saying?

“Being gay is my superpower” meanwhile they just have 10 Bette Midler quotes memorized and quietly like transphobic posts on Facebook.

It’s funny when the most assimilation-core gay guys still paint themselves as vanguards. Like… no, wearing pastel shorts from Old Navy at the matinee showing of The Devil Wears Prada 2 with your two blonde fruit flies does not make you a trailblazer. And that’s okay!

I’d blow a cucumber if it had a mustache

Now that I’m straight again, I couldn’t care less what my jeans look like

I’m sure somebody might enjoy this

I’ve spent so much time watching bees recently. Highly recommend.

Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other

Colleague sneaked up on me to ask what music I’m “jamming out to” and it was the Alien: Covenant soundtrack :/

A gay porn parody of Misery called Jizzery

Trying to think of some sentences

I’m writing my essay now. No thanks to any of you 😒🙄

I feel like gay sex would help me focus

oomf SHOT me @xtophr.bsky.social

The way I have no snacks is low key frown vibes

So are we boyfriend-girlfriend or…?

I think my DMs are still broken. On here and every other app too. Yeah. That must be it.

When he said he’d only kiss me again if I deep throated his dick, I just about creamed right there

Russian tutor wants me to meet him at his place. Is he gonna make me play hide the kolbasa?

Hey! Do you want to come speak to my class next semester? I’m teaching my students about gay idiots and you were the first person who came to mind.

Nothing will curb my belief that some brain surgery would fix at least 10 of my problems

Hearing rumors that Jem is a beautiful person. Is that true? 😳

If mango cores weren’t so firm, people would put their dicks in them for sure

Was telling a friend he’s shredded and he thought I was trying to tell him he’s chopped

Trying to relate to my bottom friends by saying things like “not me buying groceries again 🙈”