Confidently stood on the wrong subway door for easy access of the station escalator because I was thinking backwards and that ruined my day

Back on my bs

She begs to differ

Get Joe off my tv already #Survivor #Survivor50

Can somebody call me when something interesting happens this season? I’ll go watch something else #Survivor #Survivor50

There are gays in their 30s speaking exactly like that out in the wild

All my masala tea I brought from my trip is gone

They got their jokes from a Facebook comment section

Michael B. Jordan wins the SAG! We’re so back for the Oscars

I was being lazy this weekend but even Bjork left the house so I have to do it too

The live performance of Berghain is set to debut at #1 on Gay Music Video Night

Never been so conflicted on Hevy

What I wish the drag race queens would do:

The first time the US has done something right in a while

Oh that’s not-

Not gaga wearing her 2012 Grammy look at the devil wears Prada 2 movie

Just watched Pillion and I’m flabbergasted 😭

I always trained my TikTok algorithm to show me the silly things that I enjoy but all of the sudden it started showing me deep right wing content. This is good bye to that app.

Spores in the last of us:

She’s an angel fr

I finally get to say this: JADE tonight

The whole city wants to eat ramen tonight apparently because every place has a wait list

My mother asked me what’s chat gpt

The gays will be taking shelter at Spartacus

Fuck hockey

“I’ll wish them a happy birthday soon” 3 days later: fuck

Here’s what you can’t charge Donald Trump

He definitely in the queue for Hillary Duff

#ThePitt was a snooze fest tonight

Why is there so much hostility towards reply guying now

This is fantastic. But six episodes 🫠

0. Midnight Sun

Both ugly traitor asses

Just realized that I wear a lot of green

Fair question

Snow girl

Forgot today was cheap movie day and didn’t go watch anything

I fucking love bread

Scaries hitting hard

Sun still shining after 5 ok we can start daylight savings already

I said I was never drinking again after I ***** last night but here I am having tequila shots for the holiday

Netflix produce a good documentary challenge

What do you mean today is Sunday and Monday at the same time

Me when Adele released the lead single of her 4th album

Would you like to see my baretussy?

Oomf send me 3 thousand us dollars challenge

Gaga looking 10 years younger for the new leg of the tour?

Curling being the most controversial sport right now on the winter Olympics is so funny