Cutting the cables to the Spotify and apple music servers so we can talk about me instead of rock music

The concept of going big or going home

Zelda Daughter or Metroid Son

Good night to everyone who drank water today

Me and @logiehaus.bsky.social would just talk about absolute nonsense and y’all would eat it up

The world is falling apart and im in my bedroom playing with my nipples

Like ok

Idk why but this made me think of this old interaction

I don’t know what the hell some of y’all are talking about half the time 😭

When they’re jolly… Santavirus

to quote valerie cherish: "how's that?!"

If I was in the Scream series I would just burn Stu Macher’s house down I can tell you that much

Can we bring back giphy instead of whatever klipy is like….

Did you know if you have a brain aneurysm that means someone is thinking about you

Hantavirus is canceled. I need some time to bounce on some dick and relax… I’ll release hantavirus when I feel like it…

Thinking about the time someone got pissed at me and blocked me in a twitter gc bc they got covid and i asked if i could get it through the groupchat

Good morning to everyone with 4 or more letters in their name

Fantavirus

About to do something I’m sure I’ll hear about it later

The new star fox designs

Sorry but I don’t think they should have been made photorealistic….

My waffle house cook gave me a doxypep?

the last three Star Fox games being a remaster of Star Fox 64, a reimagining of Star Fox 64, and a remake of Star Fox 64

I can throw a rock and hit ten people you owe money to

Hey everybody sorry for disappearing I’m stuck on a cruise ship and they’re talking about a virus????

Waiting for oomf to facetime me so I’m copying other oomf ngl.link/lilnintendod...

I think we should tie people that play videos loudly in public to railroad tracks

When he’s gay 🌈 hot ❤️‍🔥 AND a good writer ✍️😩 I just started a Substack to share my creative nonfiction. This first essay is about my journey to self-acceptance with autism (tl;dr very challenging). I’m so proud of how it turned out. Long live the puzzle pieces 🧩💙 open.substack.com/pub/joannmus...

Pikmin 4 switch 2 edition coming with a snow and bedroom levels dlc this summer

Yeah I’m logging off for the day now

Just saw a skircle where I was in between two people I blocked

m*kecam's parents every other weekend

Idkk I really like this one even though it’s not one of my best for sure #photography

Everyone keeps quoting this with names but not the actual queen who said this

I foresee that

Sometimes it’s nice just to look at the popcorn ceiling while a fan blows into your face and forget everything

Wait I’m finally catching up on Ladies of London and Lottie is actually doing something….

Follow back bitch you’re not Audrey Hepburn

Anyways quoting this again to say I will be trying out he/they on here

I’ll do a wheelchair reveal and detailed tutorial at 2k followers

Oomf said the book recommendation I gave them was one of the best books they ever read

I have an unhealthy love-hate relationship with Saros

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