slayyyter:

What if I said the first dick I ever sucked was mine

if you think six likes aren’t enough imagine six men putting their pits in your face

Now why is Madonna doing a livestream on Grindr

forgot about humpday

I think Megan’s best song is Bigger in Texas

What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go

woke up not sucking a dick 💔

“I used ChatGB-“ *gunshot*

Begun pride month by cucking someone in front of their husband

Happy pride month everyone!!

farewell cruel world

I have smoked a joint everyone be prepared to hear from me

Just watched backrooms and those are two hours of my life I will never get back

I topped someone last night and he said it was one of the best lays he’s had so do with that as you will

Wor$t girl in America is filling the void act iii (or lack thereof) left

Flying you to her multiple homes to speak on these issues because she must hear us, the people

i will not crash out on bluesky i will not crash out on bluesky i will not crash out on bluesky i will not crash out on bluesky i will not crash out on bluesky

People don’t make albums anymore. They just try to sell a bunch of new Cecred products

No CCWT live album, No RWT live album, No Formation DVD, No Act III, No Singles, we are literally starved Giselle

She has done it again: pissed me off

okay!

Watch Beyoncé at midnight say “Yall are Act III”

Where the hell is tinashe

Need to eat hole until it looks like a bundt cake

Found out my ex is dating my other ex ⁉️

You know what’s crazy? I’ve never cum from head

Roses are red, my hole is tight, Will you be my bluesky boyfriend tonight?

The fast and the bicurious

seeing Ariana in two weeks and have zero idea what to wear

trying to understand the tl while everyone talks about survivor

felt cheeky

I need to be topped so bad

Top 5 Beyoncé songs: 1) Virgo’s Groove 2) Kitty Kat 3) Speechless 4) All Night 5) Haunted HM’s: Dance For You, II Hands II Heaven, and Nile

It looks like I’m wearing a toupee

Can we dryhump in the chickfila parking lot?

I think a makeout session with bloomf(s) would heal me

Guy at the bar said they were a Katy Perry stan

Need to bury it in someone 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #fcf

People reacting to messages drives me crazy like please use your words 🫩

Having a sinking feeling act iii not coming this year

Haven’t nut in six days, I think my virginity growing back

One thing about me is I will not be paying for a Grindr subscription

Are the celebrities about to start singing Imagine again in 3-4 weeks

Trying to talk to men feels like a humiliation ritual, why are we in our late 20s and you ask for my snapchat

Finally cracked a twink and miraculously feel better

slowly getting back into shape

I think I may be straight now because of Beyoncé